aight I will yo hood ya go b do ya thing

yo, I don't know who's who
not like I give a f**k tho
real recognize real
well, it better be so
because am a slim shot ready to fling shots
F-town representer, every nigga recognized it
I'm d type that keep hitting that b*tch even when she's saying please
n I ain't a threat to none but i can erase all
am not rapper not a slaker n also not a drug dealer
am a one nigga that know many who stay ready
ready to smack d shit out of cock boys who wan act heavy.


No muthafvckeer should steal my punchlines

My turn. . .

Gbade vs Menike

The Throwback. . . .

You ain't got the balls to win when i rip-the-groin/
heads or tails, you lose when i flip-this-coin/
heads turn//lead burns when i hit-this-joint/
the incredible/
got menike spreading verbal diaorrhea 'cause i'm inedible/
i put this sucka in the mix like rice ingredients/
rap battle's royalty 'cause i'm MICnificient/
G stands fo'  dat green i hustle more than pimps do bentleys/
the only green you ever had is ya envy/
got ma nuts tighter so you learn never to screw-wit-me/
'cause i pull mo' stunts than a wannabe houdini/  i'm so hot, it's like my mom's womb was an oven/
make u eat ur words to leave 'em unspoken/
they say a word's enuff for tha wise/
well here's a word of advice/
gbade uses a sentence when dealing-with-fools/
i shine bright like i was brimming-wit-jewels/
your tongue's gone healthy, 'cause you can't spit ill/
'cause the only time u could win me in a battle is when we switch skill/
me wack, you being the latter/
sh*t i still won, me getting wack means you only get wacker/
i kick it harder than a blackbelt you fuckin' blockhead/
'cause the only thing u ever gon kick is the bucket/
who spits it this ill, gbade. x none other/
i put pen to paper, ma INC (ink) screaming MURDER!/
i keep the heat burning like a sunburn/
we all know menike's more bleeped up than used condoms/
i'ma open that door to give ur life's exit/
this gay be wearing bikinis screaming "my life's a BEACH (bitch)!"/

Bleep peace, boi u just violated your rite to live
i'ma make dis simple nd brief
in a minute make your moms cry in grief
I throw punches that make u lean back
U must be high homey thinkin u can step to me
steppin to me is not guts it's plain stupidity
i'ma take u back to skool show u wat this is about
defeat u nd leave u breathless with no sign of doubt
U far from my world son it means u far 4rm reality
u keep droping wack lines wit dis lameman mentality
i don't even got to rap cus battlin ya is a stain on my integrity
like tyson i play dirty
i'll leave u earless bleedin from punchlines
I'm here to commit murder i guess i'm on a duckhunt
I'm a ril live dawg bwoy u jst a gayduck
u pullin tricks eatin crumbs of d hands of kids in yo pond
why don't pull your greatest trick nd play dead
cus believe me u'll be savin ur own life

I might not be able to drop nythin else t'nite, nd if possible i'll send em to menike so he can help me drop ma lines.

yeah this is the shit ma boi is reppin it take em down hood
thats fire boi kip spittin em,

i cant be on this weekend let me post it sunday had to sneak on so lemme post mine on monday thanks

Sorry,I'm late(if I am), jduck & hoodboi.
Can't exactly quote ur verses but i'll pick lines anyway.
Here it goes:

JDUCK;
". . . I keep wit da smoke dats why he soak his bed, pissin' himself when i battle or cypher.
Sh.ttin himself, someone gettem a diaper."
-jduck.
Dat was tyt!
BUT
U get a minus for dat line 'bout ur ass bein' hot, kinda lame(unnecessary). U came stronga in ur battle wit menike. Focus broth.

HOODBOI;
"F.ck peace, boi u just violated ur ryt to live."
(sic ass intro).

"I'm here to commit murder, i guess i'm on a duckhunt."
(nice punchline to go wit).

"Why don't u pull ur gr8est trick & play dead."
(aight).
BUT
dat 'gayduck' line was kinda lame.

Anyway,
Hoodboi got this 1st round.
Goodluck 2 bof o yall in d 2nd round. I'm out.
One.

yo hood ya words is big but ya punches fruity like snapple
da only thing bigga den ya vocbs ya adams apple
haha and dats pretty hard to do
but anything soft would look hard compared to u
yo dis dude must be workin at da pizza hutt
coz dis dude ashy as da pizza crust
check how dis dude be lookin like a turtle
like what da fu** is he da rap battle urkle
getem some glasses put on some suspenders
i kill by da masses so u ready to surrender
dis dudes a pu**y liike he confused about his gender
im hot like da summer and u cold like da winter
u light like miller easy to gravatate ya
its J-nice c how da Lyrics assasainate ya
I drop a gay da gatll pop and tag
and leave u like crack homey chopped and bagged

easy j. am i late to join in? cos this girl's ready 2 spit.

never mind me. i'm just kiddin. j-nice keep shootin'

dblock:

Dblock Versus Paddy Lo

Round 1
I'm gon smack this nigga up, he's gon be hard to recognize
Rip his Tendons and veins open, his limbs are hard to utilize
Blood spurts, blood clots and this nigga's puss trickles
Paddy's a broke ass nigga, I've seen him searching gutters for nickels
How can this nigga defeat me, when this nigga can't even excrete pee
I enter the dragon, so niggaz thinking I'm some sorta Bruce Lee
Paddy Lo can't match ma Lyrics, he rates low on da Hip Hop to Rap gage
This niggas rhymes are wack it's reminiscent of the Stone Age
This niggaz a cock charger, niggaz call him Paddy The Homophile
After all that Ejaculation Paddy's going to need a new Sheet Pile
I'll melt this nigga with ma Acidic and Venomous combinatiom
This nigga mellows, it's an official D-block heat cremation
I'll cut Paddy's balls off and sell it on the internet for a dollar
I'm da Aristotle of Rap, Niggaz call me the HipHop Scholar
Schooled Big Shishi and now I'm going to school Paddy Lo
I can't possibly miss this, it's easier than a free throw
I'll eradicate this nigga, it's more striaght forward than an Escrow
Where da heck is Paddy Lo, he's proabbly fingering his clit with a Biro

@dblock
I'm still waitin' on Paddy

Yo hood, yo turn. Its a little past 8 am here in Naija, u've got till 12 pm. Goodluck.

aite, i'ma try to spit sumfin, been out all nite so i'm still a lil tipsy 4rm yesterday,

My lines is like poisoned bread mein u feed on em
when u choke nd die while i chill nd fly
yeah who's gone cry for your soul departed
than some lil 12year old's who miss your ktv show's
my lines re hotter than a car burnet
wit em i slay more dawgs than a calabar butcher
if u step on ma toes i'm gonna hurtya
what u gon do when i hit ya
spray me wit the water pistol your mama boughtya?
u'z a mommy's boi i bet she gives ya goodnite kisses
nd she also gives u d mushy lines u here to diss with
this is a man's game boi u stepin on here ain't brave u must be a nitwit
your wacklines split d airways like they bacteria's
boi i'm from an area were boi's re sicker dan malaria
i come korect sprayin niggaz mein i got heat
u coward out when u see a gun u can't breath

Hope i aint too late

[b] Re: The Official 2007 Individual Nairaland Rap Tourney
« #129 on: Yesterday at 10:12:20 PM »

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MENIKE Vs Gbade X

I'm Spittin Pyro Flamez, so U better Bring-ya-Protection
Cuz Wen I Com wit da Weapons I Swing-wit-Agression!!
I Got da nice Spitz too, Get This thing Flinged-up-in-Seconds
Ya 2 GUNZ' represents ya '2 Losses' a third Is ComIn-in-ya-DIRECTION
Yo!!! I'm Rippin-this-Joke off - Its a fact his about-2-Choke
I put da clipz-2-ya-dome , I slay u wit a lyrical bloww
Nigga U Under 20 n' U still Online Spittin-ya weak stolen flowz
U gettin 'schooled by me' So u betta b takin-ya-Notes
U gettin Hammered-wit-Fistz, U Jus a scandalin-bitch
Man I don't even need a 'Good Finishline' Why Shud I Waste-my-Skill
Instead I'd rather fill Ya face-Wit-Pillz, till-ya-Still
Den take One mySelf so I


Re: The Official 2007 Individual Nairaland Rap Tourney
« #131 on: Today at 12:15:06 AM »

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My turn. . .

Gbade vs Menike

The Throwback. . . .

You ain't got the balls to win when i rip-the-groin/
heads or tails, you lose when i flip-this-coin/
heads turn//lead burns when i hit-this-joint/
the incredible/
got menike spreading verbal diaorrhea 'cause i'm inedible/
i put this sucka in the mix like rice ingredients/
rap battle's royalty 'cause i'm MICnificient/
G stands fo' that green i hustle more than pimps do bentleys/
the only green you ever had is ya envy/
got ma nuts tighter so you learn never to screw-wit-me/
'cause i pull mo' stunts than a wannabe houdini/ i'm so hot, it's like my mom's womb was an oven/
make u eat your words to leave 'em unspoken/
they say a word's enough for tha wise/
well here's a word of advice/
gbade uses a sentence when dealing-with-fools/
i shine bright like i was brimming-wit-jewels/
your tongue's gone healthy, 'cause you can't spit ill/
'cause the only time u could win me in a battle is when we switch skill/
me wack, you being the latter/
sh*t i still won, me getting wack means you only get wacker/
i kick it harder than a blackbelt you fuckin' blockhead/
'cause the only thing u ever gon kick is the bucket/
who spits it this ill, gbade. x none other/
i put pen to paper, ma INC (ink) screaming MURDER!/
i keep the heat burning like a sunburn/
we all know menike's more bleeped up than used condoms/
i'ma open that door to give your life's exit/
this gay be wearing bikinis screaming "my life's a BEACH (bitch)!"/










Menike Versus Gbade X

results

Menike:
Rhyme scheme:15
Rhyme 3.3
sense 10
creativity 10
Technicality 10

Total 48.3%

Gbade X
Rhyme scheme 10
Rhyme 15
sense 20
Creativity 20
Technicality 20

Total 85%

Winner Gbade X[/b][color=#990000][/color]

@dblock
I'm still waitin' on Paddy

True, that's cool

were's d result of d battles?

I think I'm late(its a cliché anyway).
Jduck vs Hoodboi Round 2.

Don't have time & money to quote sh*t. I'll do it AHH style.

Rhymes - draw.
Punchlines - jduck.
Diss - hoodboi.
Creativity - negligible.
Can't draw! Gotta quote a little.

JDUCK:
"anything soft would look hard compared to u."

"this dude's a pussy like he confused about his gender."
BUT dat 'hot lyk summer, cold lyk winter' line was way too elementary.

"leave u like crack homey, choppd n bagg'd."(at least its a punchline).

HOODBOI:
"u'z a mommy's boi i bet she gives ya goodnite kisses
nd she also gives u d mushy lines u here to diss with."
(killer diss).

Bof o' yall came ratha weak, but JDUCK WINS anyway.
1 more round to sum sh.t up.
Goodluck and DO NOT f.ck up.

So finbal round decides it all im nervous as heak yo are we goin two round elimlination i think we should

1 more round n dts it. Dats a 2-1 win.

aite, we'll see then, how long do we have to drop it?

u go first hood

still waitin on DA SNAKE, he's a freaking coward, need anothe contestant yo

yo u go first ayefeli

IIGHT COOL

yo yo yo
hey DA SNAKE
i dont care what the Bleep yo name is i rip u apart
u are a punk ass bitch,u simply a coward
waited for ages for ur punchline
but ur sissy ass is sacred to be whooped
now yall listen to the mack of this crooked ass nigga
am G homie i represent the hood,
u are a mutherfucker with the flim.flam drops to the knot
i gat a nine milimeter glock pistol
so make ur move and act like u wanna flip
i fire thirteen shots and pop another clip
i bring luck,my glock's like a fuckin mop
even yall contestants would get shot if yall roll shyt @ me
i aint the type to fetch ya,ask STAR,he's my witness
i rip u off within 10 seconds
i smoke u till i'm blitzed,Bleep u mutherfucker
my brain flip i think u are a mutherfucking juvenile
i rip shyt,lay ur stteak ass down , punk
am a crooked ass nigga too but i aint fake
crooked nigga come in all SHAPES AND SIZES
they wear disguises,backstabbin.what they specialise in
am a real definition of a CROOKED NIGGA
U a real meaning of a FAKE CROOKED NIGGA



SIGHS*, bitch ass ur ass is laid off,

KISS MY FAT BLACK ASS, PUNK

got no sense dats why i got dem dollas
insane mothafucka dats why da ladies holla
i blast goons and cap fools yea I rap fools
and im on da block wit heat im heavily strapped fool
rocks is hot come and cop right iut da oven
I cut ya motha ya brotha and ya second cousin
yea mayne no lovin jus killin
gettin fickin cash dtas why i saty dealin
stay grillin bitch like steak man
blocks hot da cop drop its all at stake man
damn man im syk i cant believe this
I pull out da glock and u askin to recieve this
coz i murdered u on da mic dont wanna hear anotha sylable
killin u rippin u hit u wit da illable
not killable
u say im invincible man
yaw bust shots i laugh u like hes inc=vincible damn
but I got da cheese yaw aint got da ham
Da blocks so hot I get sun burnt damn!
Im typin on dis key board at fuckin top speeds
im typin so fast be like damn my fingas bleed
Im typin and writin till dis damn thing breaks
my fingas asleep man im typin till it wakes
no need to diss u killin ya self
n like u rubbin ya tits bitch u feelin ya self

now left for the JUDGES to decide, iight bro,

ok dats cool

ayefeli200 hottest punchlines

crooked nigga come in all SHAPES AND SIZES
they wear disguises,backstabbin.what they specialise in

Da Snake hottest punchlines

but I got da cheese yaw aint got da ham
Da blocks so hot I get sun burnt damn!
I'm typin on this key board at fuckin top speeds
im typin so fast be like damn my fingas bleed
I'm typin and writin till this damn thing breaks
my fingas asleep man im typin till it wakes
no need to diss u killin ya self
n like u rubbin ya tits bitch u feelin ya self


Ryming skills and organization Da Snake
Punchlines Da Snake
disses Ayefeli200
Flow Da snake

Winner: DA Snake

are u 1 of the judges?