A Tale of Woe

Three aspiring psychiatrists from three leading universities were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from UCLA, "what is the opposite of joy"?

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression"? he asked the young lady from Clemson.

"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from Kansas State. "How about the opposite of woe"?

The KSU student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up!"