classy = luxury appartment in knightsbridge n ur bmw M3

all sucessfull opportunist must have trappings even if borrowed. a classy bachelour is the one that have enough doug to take babes to hotel. u dont need to put urself in trouble cos some girls wen they come to ur pad, and see that is comfortable, will not like to give u any space. MARRIAGE WILL BE THE NEXT THING ON THEIR LIPS

but with all these classy stuff - can you eat three square meal daily for the next 365 days and how much do you have in your account or are they all bought on credit - albeit stolen credit cards? how many CCjs do you have? how many catalogue companies are you owing? How many people call you everyday demanding for their credit card or shoppers card bills? I have seen a Nigeria babe who came to London and after one month of working,went to get herself a plasma TV in a one room bunk that has a single bed.

Ask her - she said na catalogue.

"it takes the humility of one mad man for two mad men to be friends"

@tasiana

Na wa for your signature O! Wetin mad men do u?
Anyway it's highly applicable to Nairaland.

one more thing
             
                       "A .38 CALIBER MAGNUM REVOLVER"

                                      ;

                  u know now,just in case of

i don't know what is wrong with some people here!! can't one have a plasma tv in a one room bunk? what is wrong with that? she wanted it and she bought it , so what's ur own "mr i too know"

knotty correct man when can i come visit jare

ade.f:

I once saw an advert: "The difference between men and boys, is in the price of their toys". All the stuff mentioned are necessitites, but when it comes to classy, you are looking for individual products, whose designs will last the test of time and of course cause a big dent in your pockets! Flat screens for instance, if you havent shelled out for a bang and olufsen, or maybe the more affordable pioneer plasmas and Samsung LCD (top of the range), a universial LCD touch screen remote control, a toaster by dualit or siemens etc. One should consider anything less a necessity. what do y'all think?

My point exactly - one bachelor pad defers from another!! The first list to me are basic must haves, n of course a descent home security system like - .38 CALIBER MAGNUM REVOLVER

romeo:

i don't know what is wrong with some people here!! can't one have a plasma tv in a one room bunk? what is wrong with that? she wanted it and she bought it , so what's your own "mr i too know"

Mr Smelly mouth - read the whole posting as one instead of acting like the dumb fools on this site who only pick a line in a whole posting and comment on it. After one month work and already piling bills on catalogue, this is the point - not about living in a single room, Mr know nothing.

alabiyemmy:

Mr Smelly mouth - read the whole posting as one instead of acting like the dumb fools on this site who only pick a line in a whole posting and comment on it. After one month work and already piling bills on catalogue, this is the point - not about living in a single room, Mr know nothing.

sounds like a kid writting here , but if you are not a kid then my advice to you is to leave other people with their financial problems and look after your own self

who is next?

your little brain is next my dear

More! More!

_{*peeped into the profile above mine and exclaimed *}

WOWWWW!!! u be real moi moi

i like moi moi ohhhh

lastly, at a classy pad must have

pad, just in case she starts bleeding after your pump action

no doubt, it must have pestle and mortar

orogun (i don`t know how to say that one in English.

knotty:

lastly, at a classy pad must have

pad, just in case she starts bleeding after your pump action

no doubt, it must have pestle and mortar

orogun (i don`t know how to say that one in English.

huh? agbabiaka oh!

@romeo,
abeg no mind those nosy pokers, they'll never mind their business. typical example of busy body.

alabiyemmy:

Mr Smelly mouth - read the whole posting as one instead of acting like the dumb fools on this site who only pick a line in a whole posting and comment on it. After one month work and already piling bills on catalogue, this is the point - not about living in a single room, Mr know nothing.

knotty:

lastly, at a classy pad must have

pad, just in case she starts bleeding after your pump action

no doubt, it must have pestle and mortar

orogun (i don`t know how to say that one in English.

seriously?

A stool in the corner with a dunce-cap for folk like knotty

deborsky
the pestle will have dual use. apart from pounding yam, it may be used on people with badmouth like your own.
anofia

A Big Box of CONDOMS

All the stuff listed above is good but it is just a shadow of what is needed in life.It is not the substance.Please ladies be careful not to be carried away by the vain things of life.what happens to his character?I respect men who are striving to put themselves together in life, It is not a do or die thing.He can have all the good things of life and then be a ROBBER!

Ah ah! Its not about being classy here. Its about making life comfortable for myself. I've most things on that list since age 20. And got my first 4wheel thang 21. Mind you I work and live in 9ja

tEsLim:

Ah ah! Its not about being classy here. Its about making life comfortable for myself.

Dude, the thread is about "A Classy bachelor Pad should have:" sorry to burst your bubble.

chinenye B:

All the stuff listed above is good but it is just a shadow of what is needed in life.It is not the substance.Please ladies be careful not to be carried away by the vain things of life.what happens to his character?I respect men who are striving to put themselves together in life, It is not a do or die thing.He can have all the good things of life and then be a ROBBER!

Sweetheart, wrong thread. you could atone by listing what a classy spinster's boudoir should display.

hmm,

teddyface:

A Big Box of CONDOMS

laughssssssssssssss, sure.

chinenye B:

All the stuff listed above is good but it is just a shadow of what is needed in life.It is not the substance.Please ladies be careful not to be carried away by the vain things of life.what happens to his character?I respect men who are striving to put themselves together in life, It is not a do or die thing.He can have all the good things of life and then be a ROBBER!

watever!!!!!!!!!
dont blieve sha there is a gal on planet earth who dislikes gud things.
understand d thread maam
B SINCERE.

@topic
mayb wit a
1. Laptop (wit internet facility 2:4:7)
2. Marble Floor
3. Plasma
4. Strictly leather couch
5. 2 units of split A/Cs
6. Water Bed
7. An home theatre
8. Jacuzzi
9. fully arranged kitchen wit all accessories
10. DSTV.

what about a nice breed of alsatian. and for home security, a good AK-47 rifle will be the best thats
if you stay in a bad neighbourhood. + Jesus-satan

pump action no be bad idea as well, i intend getting one this december for maximum security

A classy pad should have

A Bar stocked with nice wine

A nice ride parked outside

A coffee maker

A list of hot babes dying to sleep over

alabiyemmy

is it possible to pile bills on cat. after one month work in this UK, i dont tink so cos no credit rating to warrant giving the person credit facility.

fromuk:

alabiyemmy

is it possible to pile bills on cat. after one month work in this UK, i don't think so because no credit rating to warrant giving the person credit facility.

u are mistaken my dear. not all cats require credit rating.

A classy bachelor pad should have:

[list]
[li] a large mansion or luxury penthouse with heated indoor swimming pool, basketball court, and cookout [/li]
[li]fully 100% hybrid renewable solar-wind generated electricity system with fully invertor (spelled?) and battery-backup charge in 24/7, no more gas-generator!!![/li]
[li]maximum security system[/li]
[li]home-based automation system with climiate control, off-grid ulitity control, other controls such as break-in, fire/smoking alarm, carbon mondixe poisoning, goes on.[/li]
[li]lifetime butlers, landscapers/gardners, mechanics, hairdressers and housemaids to keep maintaining pad/backyard/auto cleaning and repairing 24/7[/li]
[/list]

For me, I won't date a guy who is rich and classy! Because money cannot buy happiness!!!! Life is too short!!!