Hello lady, I'm holding it down pretty well, you?

wey oda zangerians sef

tanimz:

Hello lady, I'm holding it down pretty well, you?

sme sme

Idowuogbo:

wey oda zangerians sef

We are here naa

MEHN this car is sooo dull and boring

which car?? dnt tell me u brut dat 190E mercedes 2 da bar

Ma dear no be mercedes na bettle. And BTW how're u doing?

do u mean to tell me dat i dint see correctly ?
Am gd jareeh nuffin much. . hw yo day bn?

Ma dear must be those drinks the barman hve been giving u thats making u to be seeing double.

Can't be better

Chi-baby, why does your room look so scattered and why do you look like a DOLL (No pun intended but you really should do a major clean up and wash that tiro from your eyes)

^^ & Oga Sledge don arrive with im Okada!!

VROOM! VROOM!!

Sledge!

Efe, na leg I use take come (my slippers don file finish)
Na mouth I use take make the sound just as you sef dey use mouth too


Tanimz, why are you shouting
U were saying something the last time.

sledge406:

Chi-baby, why does your room look so scattered and why do you look like a DOLL (No pun intended but you really should do a major clean up and wash that tiro from your eyes)

i no blame u cuz ur head is massive 4 nuffing! how are u soo sure itz ma room?? and wat is ur wahala if i look lyk a doll? does it affect u in anyway?? Abeg u say wat concernz u plss and dnt move yo madness 2 ma syd

chi-baby:

i no blame u cuz your head is massive 4 nuffing!

Massive for nuttin Massive as my head is, it fits _{without hassle} into your kpekus

chi-baby:

how are u soo sure itz ma room?? and wat is your wahala if i look lyk a doll?

It definitely aint my room too but you roll with dirty people (for all I care) and tell that guy/babe to clean up their room (since you dey deny your room)
As for looking like a DOLL, you actually are a DOLL I wonder how much you're worth and defo not in the supermarket cos na for Alaba market dem dey see your type

chi-baby:

does it affect u in anyway?? Abeg u say wat concernz u plss and dnt move yo madness 2 ma syd

The fact that I am here, it concerns me and if you call it madness, you best shift away from me cos you're dirty (shows you're the MAD one)

Now run along!!!

dani1luv:

Chi whats wrong. . . .why you dey vex

Na one[b] sledge[/b] da fish aka Head Master deh try vex me but he no fit.
u gd??

sledge406:

Massive for nuttin Massive as my head is, it fits _{without hassle} into your kpekus
It definitely aint my room too but you roll with dirty people (for all I care) and tell that guy/babe to clean up their room (since you dey deny your room)
As for looking like a DOLL, you actually are a DOLL I wonder how much you're worth and defo not in the supermarket cos na for Alaba market dem dey see your type
The fact that I am here, it concerns me and if you call it madness, you best shift away from me cos you're dirty (shows you're the MAD one)

Now run along!!!

Wow clap 4 yoself! u did well. . mtcheeww Fish!

Fish (agreed)

. . .beta than a toothless shark (I sure say na you dem see wen dem write Shark's tale)

Fish Sledge threatening toothless Shark Chi-baby (more like a rat chasing after a mouse---now run along and quitting calling my attention)

NB. . .Learn to hiss properly without splashing spit on the face of Dani1luv. Thanks

^U are givin me jookkess  toothless shark lyk WTH??

Abeg Go and take yo medication child 

dani1luv:

Sledge. .e be lyk say your gf bin dun pour u spittle ontop your face while hissing. .

and da fish wantz 2 falsely accuse u, nonsense!

dani1luv:

my chibaby. .my one and only chiskutilistic chi. .chai. , hw bodie

Ds one u deh hail me lyk ds u must be in a happy mood abi u wan to collect crayfish again without payin?

sledge406:

I wonder how much you're worth

chi-baby:

Ds one u deh hail me lyk ds u must be in a happy mood abi u wan to collect crayfish again without payin?

U sure won't fit into my league but I'll reduce the tempo for you. . .AUNTY (how old are you 35 and you look like a midget )

Dani. . .u dey ask question or na statement C ur ezcema infested face. No wonder you and Chi-baby resemble sef

dani1luv:

^^Chi as usual nah ; you know why i dey happy. .one gurl wey i bin dun dey pursue 4 over 9years now just gree for me. .nw i bin dey take style dey hail you sos as to collect crazyfish, vegetables, poundo yam plus 2bottles of malta guiness. .chi pls do me this favor

ohh so bcuz of dat one eyed chick u want to collect my cray-fish for free ehh? So all these favours ah bn doin u haz bn all on a girl and we nu come 2 ma shop, u'll b touchn touchn me errwhere makin me think one day we go gel  . . . no more freebies  

sledge406:

U sure won't fit into my league but I'll reduce the tempo for you. . .AUNTY (how old are you 35 and you look like a midget )

Dani. . .u dey ask question or na statement C your ezcema infested face. No wonder you and Chi-baby resemble sef

Are u dne now?

^hey tani tanz wah gwan?? watz makin yo face luk dat horrible ?

dani1luv:

^^o boy. .no wonder you nor fit 2 perform. . .
thunder fire that your small kpekus. . , amen

(No offence) Are you sane I thought you were sensible till I read the bolded above.
Cud u explain further

@Chi-baby. . .I'm done witcha now (No offence from the beginning though )

@Tanimz. . .Pls don't make me ask you that question again that we talked about days back. Thanks
So explain or lemme knw further.

waguan house , hmm chibaby omo den don finish oo , sledge wetin na

Mr Keyyy-Keyyy!

Yes omo re , wasssupi , were my bday present awun oshi