Idowuogbo:

waguan house , hmm chibaby omo den don finish oo , sledge wetin na

Nuttin o.

I jst see person in showglass na im I say make I admire the creature

How old you be now So you sef dey celebrate buyday Me na Jay Whyte oo so nor vex I nor fit give u anything (udeme dey ur cooler abi na zobo u share give ur friends)

Idowuogbo:

Yes omo re , wasssupi , were my bday present awun oshi

Yu kiddin? . . tot itz 2mowow or yu juz wannit in advance?

Idowuogbo:

waguan house , hmm chibaby omo den don finish oo , sledge wetin na

close dat yo durry mauf is dt how 2 greet??

Moyola:

Yu kiddin? . . tot itz 2mowow or yu juz wannit in advance?

yes now na 2moro but tax collector fit begin collect tax b4 tax year , as omo eiko mey i soji mysef na  

sledge406:

Nuttin o.

I jst see person in showglass na im I say make I admire the creature

How old you be now So you sef dey celebrate buyday Me na Jay Whyte oo so nor vex I nor fit give u anything (udeme dey your cooler abi na zobo u share give your friends)

u dis born wahala , so common kampala u no fit give me kai , u kala oo
anyways old enough to samba , conquer and destroy ,u no sey recession dey so i go jus distribute purewater and akara , and if money enter i fit organise roast cat and garri  

@chibaba
chai , na horse go raaape u , blawwdy konkobilty

Idowuogbo:

yes now na 2moro but tax collector fit begin collect tax b4 tax year , as omo eiko mey i soji mysef na

Asaakasa!

@ Ido

  sme 2 u. .Oniranu! 

^lol

Moyola:

Asaakasa!

ile yin mo ti ko asha, mrs tasha

@chibabi

u sef alakori

Sledge, what do you think?

i dey vex 4 huse , tink sey una go don shower me wit wishes , useless families and element u better jus no follow me talk marriage rubbish again tsewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your
penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange joysticks back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible."_____________

Idowuogbo:


i dey vex 4 huse , tink sey una go don shower me wit wishes , useless families and element u better jus no  follow me talk marriage rubbish again tsewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Lol oya lemmi sing happy buff day 4 ya **chi-baby putz on her lovely singin voice** 

Happy by-day 2 u
Happy by-day 2 u
Happy by-day 2 u Idooooooooooooo 
happy by-day 2 u.

2nd verse

How old are u now? 
How old are u now?
How old are u nowwwwww?
How old are u now?[/b]

oya reply third verse buffday gal!   

RSA:

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors
over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
man asked, "Wha, wha, wha, what is my pro, pro, problem." The
doctor replied, "Your manliness is very, very large. The weight of your
manliness is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a manliness
transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man
up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
he began to miss his large manliness, and how the girls used to love it.
He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
I miss my old manliness. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
that we have to exchange manlinesses back." The doctor shook his head
and replied, "That's im, im, im, im, im, imp, impo, impo, impossible."_____________

LOOOl so how did da doctor knw he had big manliness??

Idowu, happy byday!!

^
thanks sweetie

You're welcome dear. How am I going to get my slice of cake?

Taz howdy?

Over 2 days and yet still on 1 page??

hmmm - nlander una nor try o!!

Evening peeps!!

Them wan give u award?
how r u doing?

Idowu, u share same date with my bro n KG. 4th abi?
happy l8 birthday

Idowuogbo:

^
thanks sweetie

So i dnt get a thank u abi?? afta stressin ma fine voice singin happy by-day 2 u?? Nonsense!  i deh vex bahhhddd

hi bbz.

^ My one n only ching chong sis am gd 
hwz da movements??

ohh so bcuz of dat one eyed chick u want to collect my cray-fish for free ehh? So all these favours ah bn doin u haz bn all on a girl and we nu come 2 ma shop, u'll b touchn touchn me errwhere makin me think one day we go gel . . . no more freebies

(No offence) Are you sane I thought you were sensible till I read the bolded above.
Cud u explain further

@Chi-baby. . .I'm done witcha now (No offence from the beginning though )

@Tanimz. . .Pls don't make me ask you that question again that we talked about days back. Thanks

apologies

chi-baby:

^ My one n only ching chong sis am gd
hwz da movements??

spiralling upward n looking down at the world. lol

how r u doing?

lysaa:

Them wan give u award?
how r u doing?

Idowu, u share same date with my bro n KG. 4th abi?
happy l8 birthday

nope am 6th Oct but follypinpin is 4th so he probs share d same with ur bro

@chibbbayy
I love u die , thanks chicken

Wack!!!

Hapi boreday

na who dey do baffday?

^me

Looks like someone finally got her room cleaned up

Wicked!!!!

[size=4pt]You need to thank me for giving you a facelift and don't make me call your name [/size]

Waddup Dani

Seems you've gotten this place on lockdown

Hope u cool though