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Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 7:54am On Sep 19, 2010
Befor I marry,I will take her to church and tell the pastor to pray for her, if she falls and starts screaming and rolling on the flour ,I will cancel the marriage and relationship, I no want marry snake enter house. MAybe her spirit husband fit cum d bang her when am not around. Guy never marry such gurls ooo. Dats my best advice
Re: Before I Marry by Nobody: 8:26am On Sep 19, 2010
Funny so how do we know you ain't papi water yourself and that your spirit wife won't come for you to bang her when your wife is not around?
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 8:29am On Sep 19, 2010
The spirit in u wil nt only knock u down afta my pastor prays 4u but will also force u into goats that'l eventually get drownd and the beautiful thing in it is that u'l drown with them and we'l have so much peace on NL.
Re: Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 8:47am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu I d giv my borthers advice oo. No cast me jor, lik say u d turn 2 snake. Stil love ur bosom
Re: Before I Marry by Metalgong1(m): 8:52am On Sep 19, 2010
Madukaele:

Befor I marry,I will take her to church and tell the pastor to pray for her, if she falls and starts screaming and rolling on the flour ,I will cancel the marriage and relationship, I no want marry snake enter house. MAybe her spirit husband fit come d bang her when am not around. Guy never marry such gurls ooo. Dats my best advice

hahahahahaha . . . ROTFLMAO grin

You might be right, I heard that some of these gals are Ogbanje.
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 8:58am On Sep 19, 2010
Madukaele:

Odunnu I d giv my borthers advice oo. No cast me jor, lik say u d turn 2 snake. Stil love your bosom
U knw u have a spiritual problem,dnt u?
Whr u c my bosom?
Re: Before I Marry by justwise(m): 9:11am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu:

U knw u have a spiritual problem,dnt u?
Whr u c my bosom?

Is that little angel in ur profile ur baby?
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 9:19am On Sep 19, 2010
Hey Justwise,dnt tel me u had to luk in2 my profile in d hope of catchn a glimpse of my breasts!
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 9:22am On Sep 19, 2010
justwise:

Is that little angel in your profile your baby?
I wish,honestly I do!
Re: Before I Marry by tunnytox(m): 9:33am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu:

Hey Justwise,dnt tel me u had to luk in2 my profile in d hope of catchn a glimpse of my bosoms!
LOL
Re: Before I Marry by justwise(m): 9:35am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu:

Hey Justwise,dnt tel me u had to luk in2 my profile in d hope of catchn a glimpse of my bosoms!

Oh well! not really but[b] Madukaele[/b]'s comment was a bit of a pointer. I was wondering if you have changed ur pic to something. . .else
Re: Before I Marry by justwise(m): 9:36am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu:

I wish,honestly I do!

She is full of life and very cute
Re: Before I Marry by tunnytox(m): 9:58am On Sep 19, 2010
@poster
The worst thing you would do for yourself is taking your girl to some pastors in the hope that they'll help you find a good wife, too many of them are fake and you might end up loosing a good wife.
Re: Before I Marry by kcblast(m): 10:00am On Sep 19, 2010
Hmmm,
@poster,wat makes u 2 think like that.
God help us o.
Re: Before I Marry by kcblast(m): 10:05am On Sep 19, 2010
U can't just take any woman 2 church 2 know if she is this or that.
U can only do it,when she is doing 'extraordinary'
Re: Before I Marry by Tosinville(m): 10:07am On Sep 19, 2010
What kinda mumu thread is this? Besides what make that poster think this way if you're not also up to something.
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 10:11am On Sep 19, 2010
justwise:

She is full of life and very cute
I love ths gurl so much but wud u believe me if I tell u dat her parents lookd at her and still rejectd her.
She's ryt now nt with her parents bt with somebdy else who doesnt knw her frm Adam.
Life!!
Re: Before I Marry by justwise(m): 10:20am On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu:

I love ths gurl so much but wud u believe me if I tell u dat her parents lookd at her and still rejectd her.
She's ryt now nt with her parents bt with somebdy else who doesnt knw her frm Adam.
Life!!

My God!! I'm speechless, Why would anybody reject an innocent child? I'm glad she is ok now. God blesss whoever is looking after her.
Re: Before I Marry by Skidoc(m): 11:16am On Sep 19, 2010
REALITY101:

Funny so how do we know you ain't papi water yourself and that your spirit wife won't come for you to bang her when your wife is not around?

I love this reply LOL! Papi Water! grin grin grin
Re: Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 12:01pm On Sep 19, 2010
I odunnu is a pity, left aside, was she born out of wed luck, guy u beta go for deliverance number of snake gurls have incresed over the years
Re: Before I Marry by Specialist900(m): 1:50pm On Sep 19, 2010
Madukaele:

Befor I marry,I will take her to church and tell the pastor to pray for her, if she falls and starts screaming and rolling on the flour ,I will cancel the marriage and relationship, I no want marry snake enter house. MAybe her spirit husband fit come d bang her when am not around. Guy never marry such gurls ooo. Dats my best advice
don't you think they might be immune to falling, screaming and rolling on the floor?
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 2:16pm On Sep 19, 2010
Madukaele:

I odunnu is a pity, left aside, was she born out of wed luck, guy u beta go for deliverance number of snake gurls have incresed over the years
What r u trying to say?I dnt undstand ths post.
Re: Before I Marry by Cute500(f): 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2010
This guy is weird. Snake girl my feet! You sound like a snake boy.
Re: Before I Marry by Yorubah(m): 4:48pm On Sep 19, 2010
Poster do you know where you belong to spiritually try and confirm from your pastor and work on it!
Re: Before I Marry by Nobody: 5:09pm On Sep 19, 2010
Well in my own case.,.i'll conduct the 'thunder and fire' deliverance on her myself while she kneels!.,.
No unclean spirit must come into my home with marriage as a disguisd.,.
Re: Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2010
Odunnu I mean d child was she born out of wed luck?
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 7:21pm On Sep 19, 2010
I believe so. She was wrapped up and left with a letter in her cot in the church.
The letter didnt say much but frm what i deduce,she was/is born out of wedluck.
Re: Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 8:59pm On Sep 19, 2010
A pity, tell people to abstain or use condom d no go gree. But I stil love and am also willing to suck ur bosom.:O
Re: Before I Marry by Odunnu: 9:33pm On Sep 19, 2010
U are a goat.Ewu, anuofia!
Re: Before I Marry by Madukaele(m): 8:10am On Sep 20, 2010
odunnu even if i marry u and i d suck ur bosom u turn to snake ,i will continue sucking coos d are irresistible. kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Before I Marry by 1102(m): 5:46pm On Sep 20, 2010
Its true most girls here on nairaland are not normal

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