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Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 10:47am On Sep 24, 2010
kabukabu:

1)bus touts
2)crooked cops
3)crooked justice system
4)omonile
5)armed robbers
6)money for hand, doctors
7)malaria
coolreligous zealots, christians, muslims and idiots painting themselves with chalk and leaving sacrifices at road junctions.
9)drunk drivers
10)bribery
11)bad gutters
12)trash everywhere
13)No electricity
14)People who think you are a genius if you use one big word, usually incorrectly or mis pronounced.
15)bad merchandise sold in stores, expired
16)tribalism
17)nepotism
18)military men who think they are gods, remember nigeria is a democracy which means you answer to civilians not the other way around.
19)election intimidation
20)Close minded nigerians who will use foreign technology but still frown on women wearing pants.

21, i'll add more later


Gaddamit! grin

Good list. You dey vex gan o. You mean say you still get more? grin
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 10:49am On Sep 24, 2010
yashika:

Let us for one preach or say something good bout our dear country. Nigeria is one of the best countries in the world , ask questions. Its the name u give a child/dog  the he /she will depict Lion will act like a lion, bingo will act like bingo. May God help us

Someone pass the strait-jacket please.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by bidemi12(m): 10:59am On Sep 24, 2010
Sagamite:

Someone pass the strait-jacket please.

You have not seen anything yet. the agonies of daily life in Nigeria have driven most people insane, so much so that they cannot smell the rot around them.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 11:19am On Sep 24, 2010
bidemi12:

You have not seen anything yet. the agonies of daily life in Nigeria have driven most people insane, so much so that they cannot smell the rot around them.

Some have not even been as far as Morocco or Tunisia to contrast, talkless of Western countries.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 11:25am On Sep 24, 2010
kuntama:

Couldn't disagree with you more. If Nigerian immigrants did not give a flying f---k about their home country, none would waste their time and energy in posting remarks about the state of Nigeria. We'd just get on with our "fantastic lives abroad"
Don't you realise most immigrants yearn to return to their mother country? Do you not realise that an immigrant stays an immigrant because of what he/she percieves as inhumane conditions where they originate? If they feel there is any hope of making a difference/improving the condition, most would return within a blink of an eye.
Are you truly so blind to that you cannot understand that even being seen as a second class citizen is preferable to the horrors of Nigeria?
Have you asked yourself why there is such a large number of displaced Nigerians? Or, do you think they are all gutless, work-shirking, prideless and deluded servants of the white massa country. smiley

Thank you.

Do not mind the fooool!
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Nobody: 2:09pm On Sep 24, 2010
So, after all the complaints and abuses, what are you going to do to change the situation? You guys talk as if other countries do not have their own perculiar challenges too! Brace up all Naija pikins, foreigners will not come and develop your country for you! The change must start with you!
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Nobody: 2:12pm On Sep 24, 2010
Naija will be great again! wink kiss

Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 5:52pm On Sep 24, 2010
koastar:

So, after all the complaints and abuses, what are you going to do to change the situation? You guys talk as if other countries do not have their own perculiar challenges too! Brace up all Naija pikins, foreigners will not come and develop your country for you! The change must start with you!

All this talkers of "doing".

Please highlight to me about what YOU are doing, then give a brief overview of what YOU will do to solve some of the problems that have been highlighted.

I wait.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by bxcode(m): 10:11pm On Sep 24, 2010
Sagamite:

You are a foooool!

Do you understand the meaning of the word "hypocrite" or you just hear it frequently and decided to use it?
Sagamite:

Self-hating Nigerian? Are you a mugu?

Facing reality makes you self-hating?

Dimwit, the best person to criticise a group is someone from that group.

The best person to criticise a black man is another black man.

The best person to criticise a muslim is another muslim.

Jot that down in you exercise book and take it as lesson of the day, ok? Dunce.

Dimwit, who told you I don't see anything positive in Nigeria.

Do you have marshmellows for brains?
sagamite, its like u take pleasure in abusing people just 4 expressing their own opinion. Your brain must be made up of, anyway, let me not reduce myself to P1 memory like yours.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 10:23pm On Sep 24, 2010
bxcode:

sagamite, its like u take pleasure in abusing people just 4 expressing their own opinion. Your brain must be made up of, anyway, let me not reduce myself to P1 memory like yours.

Are you retarded?
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by nellaluv(f): 10:54pm On Sep 24, 2010
Strike
Strike
Strike
and more Strike
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Pafuri(m): 11:43pm On Sep 24, 2010
Alleluiah!, Assalam Alaikum!, SHALOM!, Jehovah-Jire!, Yahweh!, Allah!, L'agbara Jeh-suh!, Barka de Sallah!, , prayers, prayers, prayers, Prayer warriors instead of warriors for equitable distribution of resources. "Na God put them there", meanwhile they are stealing us blind. Blah, Blah, blah,
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by jamace(m): 6:35am On Sep 25, 2010
Outward display of religiousity without an iota of godliness.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by tirnom: 10:11am On Sep 25, 2010
Nothing. I thank God for placing me in Nigeria. There are so many things to thank God for, we are getting there if you and i can be a little bit optimistic. you sef which corner of the world are you at? talk true Nigeria with all its imperfections is
sweet to live in.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by bidemi12(m): 10:17am On Sep 25, 2010
tirnom:

Nothing. I thank God for placing me in Nigeria. There are so many things to thank God for, we are getting there if you and i can be a little bit optimistic. you sef which corner of the world are you at? talk true Nigeria with all its imperfections is
sweet to live in.

you still dont get it. yes nigeria is sweet especialy for someone who has a few dollars to through around. but how long can we go on like that when everything around you is decaying.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by spikedcylinder: 10:35am On Sep 25, 2010
@ topic
The words 'ginga' and 'swagger'. undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 4:15pm On Sep 25, 2010
Arseholes not paying their workers but buying jeep and goin on holidays abroad.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-446003.0.html
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by 1luvkipsus: 5:54pm On Sep 25, 2010
Hum.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by spikedcylinder: 7:42pm On Sep 25, 2010
Sagamite:

Arseholes not paying their workers but buying jeep and goin on holidays abroad.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-446003.0.html

Lol! cheesy
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by whaithee(m): 1:17pm On Sep 26, 2010
What disgust me most about Nigeria is Nigerians being very good at sitting and criticizing Their country rather than do something productive. Just by doing nothing but talk disgust about your country is enough contribution to the hell we live in.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by oderemo(m): 1:28pm On Sep 26, 2010
problem with nigeria is that it is full of nigerians.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by jchublue: 2:22pm On Sep 26, 2010
Nigeria, like anywhere else had its negative and positive sides.

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Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by ziga: 3:39pm On Sep 26, 2010
Too many hypocrites. . .

Everybody saying Naija bad, Naija corrupt, Naija this, Naija that, But they are also contributing their own quota to the rot in the system.

People wey dey do good no need to dey shout or criticize. Your deeds will speak for you.

So, to all the hypocrites, abeg we don too hear una smelly smelly mouth.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 9:49pm On Sep 26, 2010
ziga:

People wey dey do good no need to dey shout or criticize. Your deeds will speak for you.

Please explain to me how you arrived at this your pearl of "wisdom" and how it makes sense.

I am assuming it did whilst your were typing it?
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Nobody: 11:07am On Sep 27, 2010
Sagamite:

All this talkers of "doing".

Please highlight to me about what YOU are doing, then give a brief overview of what YOU will do to solve some of the problems that have been highlighted.

I wait.
Saga or maga whatever you call yourself, i don't have time to exchange words with you. I believe so much in this country and i don't have to wait for the government for everything! I work for humanity as a public health worker working very hard to change things that irritate me in the society relating to health. I don't know what you are doing but try a bit to start something today! I believe, with everybody's effort we will surely get there.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 12:21pm On Sep 27, 2010
koastar:

Saga or maga whatever you call yourself, i don't have time to exchange words with you. I believe so much in this country and i don't have to wait for the government for everything! I work for humanity as a public health worker working very hard to change things that irritate me in the society relating to health. I don't know what you are doing but try a bit to start something today! I believe, with everybody's effort we will surely get there.

You are retarded. Who was exchanging words with you. You jump on a thread to condemn people for not "acting", I simply asked you to state what actions you have taken, and you are talking about exchanging words? Fooool.

slowpoke, so all you do is collect salary working in an inefficient sector? That is your "doing"? That is how you plan to stop corruption, area boys, corrupt cops, faulty courts, armed robbers, religious fanatical killings etc you are condemning others of not acting on?

slowpoke, so a lot of people on this thread working in banks can not also say they are helping society by keeping their money safe? At least their sector is more efficient, so they are doing more than your dumb arse.

Fooolish hypocrite. Halfwit doing nada but standing up condemning others.

I work very hard in the UK and pay a lot of tax that the UK pass on as aid to places like Nigeria especially for education and health sector, which funds your gaddamn salary. So I am doing more than you init?  grin
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Nobody: 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2010
Oh! it's a pity people like you find yourself in the uk. I'm sure you are one of those illegal immigrants doing illegal job! Anyway, i have no time for bad eggs like you. People like you give Nigeria a bad name you see, you are not proud of your origin and cannot do anything reasonable for your fatherland. It's better to be a prodigal son than to be a lost son saga-maga!
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by ada24: 2:56pm On Sep 27, 2010
koastar:

Oh! it's a pity people like you find yourself in the uk. I'm sure you are one of those illegal immigrants doing illegal job! Anyway, i have no time for bad eggs like you. People like you give Nigeria a bad name you see, you are not proud of your origin and cannot do anything reasonable for your fatherland. It's better to be a prodigal son than to be a lost son maga!


why does everyone think all nigerians in the uk are here illegally - its getting old and tired and shows a low level of intelligence. yes i said it cos its getting annoying. does it mean everyone living in lekki is there from the proceeds of crime - eh no some of u are there thru hard work so abeg quit this "if u live in the uk u are there illegally" its getting tired and boring
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Nobody: 3:26pm On Sep 27, 2010
@ada24, pls, read this again:
koastar:

Oh! it's a pity people like you find yourself in the uk. I'm sure you are one of those illegal immigrants doing illegal job! Anyway, i have no time for bad eggs like you. People like you give Nigeria a bad name you see, you are not proud of your origin and cannot do anything reasonable for your fatherland. It's better to be a prodigal son than to be a lost son saga-maga!
From the bolded part, it simply means there are illegal immigrants like saga, maga or mu.mu but doesnot mean that there are no legal ones. But really, i dont understand why you crush that way? If you are not guilty you don't have to bother yourself undecided
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by chic2pimp(m): 3:30pm On Sep 27, 2010
whaithee:

What disgust me most about Nigeria is Nigerians being very good at sitting and criticizing Their country rather than do something productive. Just by doing nothing but talk disgust about your country is enough contribution to the hell we live in.
Have you done that can be labelled 'Productive'?
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 7:25pm On Sep 27, 2010
koastar:

Oh! it's a pity people like you find yourself in the uk. I'm sure you are one of those illegal immigrants doing illegal job! Anyway, i have no time for bad eggs like you. People like you give Nigeria a bad name you see, you are not proud of your origin and cannot do anything reasonable for your fatherland. It's better to be a prodigal son than to be a lost son  saga-maga!

You are retarded.

You think my kind of brain power would be utilised doing illegal job?

Cretin that thinks doing a job is his superior contribution. Example of the junk the Nigerian education system churns out.
Re: Things About Nigeria That Make You Cringe! by Sagamite(m): 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2010
ada24:


why does everyone think all nigerians in the uk are here illegally - its getting old and tired and shows a low level of intelligence. yes i said it cos its getting annoying. does it mean everyone living in lekki is there from the proceeds of crime - eh no some of u are there thru hard work so abeg quit this "if u live in the uk u are there illegally" its getting tired and boring

Don't mind the retard. He obviously had no rebuttal to my slicing and dicing his moronic "contribution" to Nigeria, so he resorted to what every okada-riding and suffering cretin uses to compensate himself when his visa application fails again.

A slowpoke that would be washing my car for a few hundreds if I ever decide to move back to Nigeria.  undecided

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