enemyofprogress:
as if sniper is the only means of committing suicide. Do you know that one can commit suicide with pepper soup?

Pepper soup!

Another one (in DJ Khaled's voice)

XTHRONE:
Make money, no woman ( no body) will take u for granted. In case you are yet to make the money, you see anything that have to do with women, don't take it serious. Relationship in Nigeria is business, there is no love. its just interest. The girl is still with you because she haven't found someone better, so when she leave ,bro show her you are still the boss by getting your self any sharp babe, When u finally make the money, make Ned Nwoko your mentor in matters of women.

Hahaha
Very hilarious but fukking true
The way the man looks like a toad make me know that money answereth all things for real. At least 90% of Nigerian ladies will accept his proposal.
Ladies are only found where they have benefits, while we men don't mind raising someone from the dunghill to mansion. Men are the more gracious of the two sexes Abeg. The only thing a woman does that is extra is carry life, which is not by choice, nature conferred it on them and a woman's life is not even whole without carrying a baby.

bush112:
Liverpool win first half with 3 goals to nil

BaBa how far?

Timbers:
When you're having suicidal thoughts about someone who dumped you just pick up your phone and enter www.pornhub.com and look at the countless number of hot and beautiful girls and ask yourself why you want to kill yourself for just one woman out of 5.6 billion in the world.

THEN RAISE YOUR HAND VERY HIGH AND GIVE YOURSELF A KNOCK FOR THINKING OF SUICIDE AS THE WAY OUT OF DEPRESSION.

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Seems like ladies are not being dumped. Because it is just guys that keep committing suicide for breakup