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Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:22am On Sep 29, 2010 |
THREE guys were gistin at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was readin a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was readin the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his bottle and ran home. The others quickly followed him. When they got to his house, they saw him burnin a book and they asked why. He said his wife was readin Ali Baba and the fourty thieves and she is pregnant. .not in dis house. |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by adagz01(m): 8:32am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Fourty theives in one home. . . hel'no good joke dier |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Dyt(f): 8:45am On Sep 29, 2010 |
41 babies,nt bad,afterall we had 32,mayb he can beat our record |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:57am On Sep 29, 2010 |
*sips moet* |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Mobinga: 9:00am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Stale |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Dyt(f): 9:22am On Sep 29, 2010 |
U neva stop sippin,its mornin remember |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:29am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Yeah i know- i'm hungry and want to eat u for breakfast. Cu.m for me babe. |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Dyt(f): 9:36am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Stop,dont tosh me,we v made enuf,or u want me 2 b readin d 99names of Allah |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2010 |
When u dis gurl go begin learn to stay on topic? dis is 21th century jor - c'mon. |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by dani1luv: 10:13am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by angelz(f): 12:35pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
40 will automatically belong to the govt's. 9ice |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 4:46pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Sey wetin happen? Gov'ment dey dia when i dey pump my light skinned wife? no make me vex oh |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by dani1luv: 5:01pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Ben13: 5:08pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Refined joke. . . |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by greedie1(f): 6:06pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Refined joke. . . no be lie |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Nobody: 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
A good joke from studio 4 d first time.allthough i only managed to grin. But studio is it true that u refined this joke? Cos i wonder if, |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by sats: 10:31pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
its ok |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:13pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
@ XIANA . . . U supposed know sey BEN10 na bad belle. my joke, my personal joke nor be copy and paste like all BEND10 JOKE' Originality speak' for me and dats why SEUN crowned ME KING OF JOKE LAST YEAR lol |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Lolajoy(f): 11:30pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Luv d joke,funny lol, bt must u use Ali baba? |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Kunbee: 12:10am On Sep 30, 2010 |
As stale as studios breath, iyama |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:00am On Sep 30, 2010 |
@Lolajoy, is ALIBABA your relative? lol hhmm @kunbee, respect your old age and free me like my brother terry G lol |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by ElementG(m): 7:42pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
huh please can someone tell me where d joke is *cause i dont see wats soo surprising about stud giving birth to 40 kids, by d way, wat are bricklayers known for* |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:27pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
Lol :-D i know sey nor be today u begin dey craze - Ewu Hausa |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 11:32pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
See as old joker like u dey fall your own hand wetin posses u to post seriously reposted joke?? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!! |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 12:41am On Oct 01, 2010 |
SPOILT CHILD - U NOR DEY SABI GREET AGAIN ABI? I even hear say na bicycle kick and wassup una dey use greet elders for una village. true! |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Kunbee: 11:51pm On Oct 01, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Then you will be smoking igbo like him |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 11:48am On Oct 03, 2010 |
Stud you're easily the worst joker in nland dat na d crown u carry put 4 head |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by StudioCFR(m): 1:56pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
u nor sabi how to ignore something or pretend as if nor see'am and wakka pass your own ok now wey u don finally get my attention, what' next |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Oct 04, 2010 |
nuffin wetin do you now? **anytime I see Mr Stud - I go must pinch am. . . just like say we still dey primary school!** I still remember how you dey cry report me for tisha |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Oct 05, 2010 |
hope u no dey pinch hin bla bla bla? |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by Mobinga: 10:06am On Oct 05, 2010 |
This joke was wack! Stop extending the wackness! Thread Locked |
Re: Just Gisting . . Lol by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Oct 05, 2010 |
thread re-opened*** |
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