THREE guys were gistin at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was readin a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins.

The second said his wife was readin the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.

The third guy dropped his bottle and ran home. The others quickly followed him. When they got to his house, they saw him burnin a book and they asked why.
He said his wife was readin Ali Baba and the fourty thieves and she is pregnant. .not in dis house.

Fourty theives in one home. . . hel'no good joke dier

41 babies,nt bad,afterall we had 32,mayb he can beat our record

*sips moet*

Stale

U neva stop sippin,its mornin remember

Yeah i know- i'm hungry and want to eat u for breakfast.
Cu.m for me babe.

Stop,dont tosh me,we v made enuf,or u want me 2 b readin d 99names of Allah

When u dis gurl go begin learn to stay on topic?

dis is 21th century jor - c'mon.

40 will automatically belong to the govt's.
9ice

Sey wetin happen?
Gov'ment dey dia when i dey pump my light skinned wife?

no make me vex oh

Refined joke. . .

no be lie

A good joke from studio 4 d first time.allthough i only managed to grin.
But studio is it true that u refined this joke? Cos i wonder if,

its ok

@ XIANA . . . U supposed know sey BEN10 na bad belle.

my joke, my personal joke nor be copy and paste like all BEND10 JOKE'

Originality speak' for me and dats why SEUN crowned ME KING OF JOKE LAST YEAR

lol

Luv d joke,funny lol, bt must u use Ali baba?

As stale as studios breath, iyama

@Lolajoy,
is ALIBABA your relative?
lol hhmm



@kunbee, respect your old age and free me like my brother terry G lol

huh please can someone tell me where d joke is

*cause i dont see wats soo surprising about stud giving birth to 40 kids, by d way, wat are bricklayers known for*

Lol :-D

i know sey nor be today u begin dey craze - Ewu Hausa

See as old joker like u dey fall your own hand

wetin posses u to post seriously reposted joke??

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!

SPOILT CHILD - U NOR DEY SABI GREET AGAIN ABI?

I even hear say na bicycle kick and wassup una dey use greet elders for una village.
true!

Studio CFR:

@kunbee, respect your old age and free me like my brother terry G lol

Then you will be smoking igbo like him

Stud

you're easily the worst joker in nland

dat na d crown u carry put 4 head

u nor sabi how to ignore something or pretend as if nor see'am and wakka pass your own

ok now wey u don finally get my attention, what' next

nuffin

wetin do you now?

**anytime I see Mr Stud - I go must pinch am. . . just like say we still dey primary school!**



I still remember how you dey cry report me for tisha

hope u no dey pinch hin bla bla bla?

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