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Who Blow That Trumpet? by xynerise: 11:42am On Sep 29, 2010 |
A lady was cleaning the alter in church one Saturday evening and we the council members were having a meeting in the church that Saturday. Her buttocks was facing a mic, and we were about saying the closing prayer. We heard a LOUD trumpet-like sound and we all turn to see who is playing with the instrument. She smiled and walked away. Later she came to me and apologized for disturbing our prayers. I said no problem but what happened? She replied laughing "actually it was my fart that made the sound" |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by angelz(f): 12:09pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
SO? not so funny? |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by StudioCFR(m): 12:18pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Were is the joke? |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by lordmassac(m): 1:42pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Keep searching . @ poster u too much joo |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by babyme1(f): 3:42pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Dumb joke. How tall is the woman for her bum to reach the mic? |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by 1stknight(m): 6:24pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Baby.me, nyc question |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Ben13: 6:49pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
The mic stand was placed intentionally to face her buttocks. |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Nobody: 9:13pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
Sssh o. |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by jamace(m): 4:10pm On Sep 30, 2010 |
Dumb joke. How tall is the woman for her bum to reach the mic? You should have asked about the effective radius of the buttocks blast? |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Kunbee: 1:03am On Oct 02, 2010 |
ewwwwwww |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Oct 02, 2010 |
@Poster - nor spoil ma saturday evening jor u nor try at all - awful joke! |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by clemcykul(f): 10:01am On Oct 05, 2010 |
grins 4rm ear to ear |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Kunbee: 12:03am On Oct 06, 2010 |
No be you |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2010 |
who be you? *throws akara into her mouth* |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Kunbee: 12:45am On Oct 07, 2010 |
What is akara |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Oct 07, 2010 |
u really dont need 2 know |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by MizCutie(f): 9:35am On Oct 07, 2010 |
is this a joke or u just wanted to post sometin stupid |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by papasland(m): 9:52pm On Oct 08, 2010 |
This is real joke. |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 09, 2010 |
. |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by Vic2k3(m): 9:52am On Oct 09, 2010 |
Wetin u smoke? 9pm no be evening, na night? Look b4 u leap |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by xynerise: 3:41pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
Thank you to those who said the joke is ok. Dont worry my album will still be out and please dont pirate it oh. Chukwuma(king of piracy) abeg no pirate my joke |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by EfemenaXY: 9:34pm On Oct 16, 2010 |
^^honestly If u post another joke - I go cry!! pls, pls don't do it xynerise. . . |
Re: Who Blow That Trumpet? by xynerise: 4:29pm On Oct 18, 2010 |
Get out jo |
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