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Really Confusing by Clayton: 4:41pm On Oct 18, 2010
I met this woman here in Phoenix,Arizona that is a medical doctor.This Naija girl has the most beautiful set of legs and body and when she speaks she sounds like a newscaster for CNN. She really has class.The only problem is that her face looks like she was involved in Guerilla warfare.
This is the fourth time in my life that I have encountered this weird thing;Incredibly classy people that look incredibly ugly. When she speaks on the phone I can listen to her for hours;my goodness the voice.
When I meet her in person for a cup of coffee at Starbucks ,I have to keep on reminding myself that this is the same person.
The smell of her perfume and the sight of her big butt and incredible legs,body,cool voice and the fact that she is a medical professional and is doing so well gives me a hard-on but just looking at her face makes my stuff shrink instantly.
She is a good friend for now,but I know she wouldn't mind me screwing her. My problem is that I do not want to be in her black list of guys who have moved on due to this issue.
I need advice cuz this makes the friendship weird.
Re: Really Confusing by LouisThoru(f): 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2010
so, when you dont look at her face, your p enis does a salute, but once you look at her face, the same p enis bents down, as in obeys the law of gravity, right?

Ok, i understand you want to have sex with her, that is, you want your p enis, with a big salute, to enter the place, as Tu Face said, you know? Correct?

Ok, i can hear you say yes. Ok, since you have to keep your p enis up during the action, and you dont want it down, then, all you have to do is to avoid eye or face contact, is that a big thing to do? Just concentrate on those areas that keep mojo up and after one minute, because i think you are a one minute man, you will be done and you can now look at the face.
Re: Really Confusing by Clayton: 4:55pm On Oct 18, 2010
Lol it may not be a one minute thing undecided but it is really confusing when you meet people who are beautiful inside but not so outside. cry. Yeah I know I sound shallow but I am not the only one hyping beauty in today's world
Re: Really Confusing by negga4al(m): 12:41am On Oct 19, 2010
Beauty they say is in the heart and behavior. Hmmm, who cares these days. If you are not happy by her outlook, then don't get entangled, move on dude. I'm sure there are ladies out there who are just your ultimate desire. However, love still defines everything, if you really are convinced she is the one, then love overcomes all things, moreover, she has lot's of beauty except her face.

For me, I don't mind to date her, that is if she is really great, and after I find out she loves me back just the way I love her. Who gives a damn about the face, when all the other things are hmmm. But for my children, I may not want a family with her, you know what I mean dude. grin

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