Rule 1 :

No F-U-C-K-I-N-G No GIFTS

A lady came to TOAST me last week monday.
Without even inviting her over i met this girl in my living room as my "unwanted guest" that same night
As per say i no be rude boy i entertained her and all that
throught out that week her call was the first to wake me and all that
well i knew the way she was acting desperate and all that she was likely going to ask for assistance from me (cash wise)
So on friday i tried to do some touch touch thing but she was acting stubborn
Two days later (sunday) she came over for lunch (on HER OWN INVITE OH!)
Well i gave her a good treat. When she entered my room i tried "touchy touchy" only for her to still be acting stubborn.
To cut story short oh! na him the baby say she get head ache say make i give am N200 (yes common two hundred naira).
Initially i told her i didn't have then imidiatelly i reiterated by telling her "I HAVE IT BUT WONT GIVE YOU".

Since sunday to date the 'we re" girl no call not to talk of coming to see me.

THE new game in town is "rub my pocket i rub your honey pot" Chikena!!!

^^^ I promised you i wasn't going to attack you again but it seems you want me to go back on my promise.

Guy forget story joh! this girls are ready to ruine the bobos if we let them.

buaaahhaahhhhhh!@@!
silence!

^^^ i kill you

Wow. You remind me a lady who said I should send 2000 naira to her account last week after 3 month disturbing her for Bleep. NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT, NO Bleep- NO GIFT