chyckxx:
22. stay at home.

yvesboss:
23. Enjoy your own company

extremelygolden:
20 GOLDEN RULES FOR VISITATION.

1. Always call before visiting.

2. Kindly remove your shoes before entering ones house, you don't clean it.

3. If you're from the rural area, kindly carry some chicken, fish, beans or other produce. Cost of living is high.

4. If in the same city, try visiting after meal times, observe family budget.

5. If whoever you want visit isn't in, go back..stop entertaining the spouse or the maid.

6. If you must go for a long call, kindly flush and leave the loo as clean as u found it.

7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house.

8. Take your complicated nonsense far away..I don't eat red fish, I'm allergic to starch etc. No one forced you here.

9. If you're an overnight guest...u must bathe.

10. If you have a running stomach..stay in your house.

11. Cease all stupid questions....have you completed mortgage, is that your landlord, how much was this carpet?

12. When serving food do not overload, you're not the only hungry soul.

13. Don't confuse the household claiming you're full and satisfied and can only taste a bit....and end up tasting four full bowls.

14. As much as possible invite your host to your home as well.

15. Don't start haggling for the remote with your hosts kids. That's their home.

16. If your host assists u with an umbrella, raincoat or flashlight..kindly return promptly with gratitude. Do not keep.

17. When visiting a household with kids. Kindly carry for them some biscuits, sweets etc. These are proper manners.

18. If you do breakfast with your host, try your utmost best not to do lunch,as well. They don't offer food relief.

19. If you're staying overnight, you don't have to embarrass everyone by washing your underwear and hanging it like a flag in awkward places...simply Rewind it until you get to your home.

20. Ensure that you help around. Don't wait for everything to be done for u.

21. Avoid this habits of changing radio or TV stations like you are at your place..... Be comfortable with whatever the host is watching or listening to...

I hope we are together �

>>You are free to add more �

7. Visit on your own, don't carry groups to someone's house.

tpiar:


Before visiting a fellow Nigerian, especially overseas, find out what their cultural rules are concerning visitation. And much better not to go alone.

In parts of Nigeria, I was told (I don't know if it's true) when you visit someone, the standard greeting is "My enemy is here, where is my weapon?", spoken in the host's own dialect to the visitor who imagines the host is welcoming him or her.

Fountainofyouth:



The hell, what part of Nigeria if I may ask?

Ishilove:

Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril

Ishilove:

Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril

Fountainofyouth:



The hell, what part of Nigeria if I may ask?

Ishilove:

Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril

ornicus:


Is this the hyper troll tpia?

Ishilove:

Pay attention to Tpiar at your own peril

Fountainofyouth:



Lol okay.

tpiar:


Don't insult me please, moreso I don't know you.

Perhaps you should reveal your previous ids so we can know if you're someone I have insulted before in the distant past.

Focus on the topic, do not derail the thread.

You people are too quick to jump on bandwagons, very bad taste especially given what is happening in South Africa right now.

tpiar:


Yeah, don't engage my mentions or comment on my posts.

I don't mind.

Also, don't form parapo over my matter, It's irritating.

ornicus:


Was there anyone tpia DID NOT insult in the past

The only person she outtrolled was becomerich. And becomerich was humorously irritating, not bitterly offensive

Fountainofyouth:



Lol I'm advised not to believe you, and i said ok, so why are you pressed about that? How am I forming parapo when I asked and you refused to give further details?

tpiar:


e don do.

Just stay off my mentions moving forward, like you were asked to.

Fountainofyouth:


You just proved them right, you have a problem.

ornicus:


Is this the hyper troll tpia?

chyckxx:
22. stay at home.

ornicus:


Was there anyone tpia DID NOT insult in the past

The only person she outtrolled was becomerich. And becomerich was humorously irritating, not bitterly offensive

tpiar:


let it go nitori Olorun.

Open a separate thread for whatever you are discussing.

I don't like when you people just fixate on me anyhow, it's so annoying.

Moderator, lock the thread please if these folks persist.

Breaststroke:


This list had me smiling from start to finish. I like it and your username too.

A printed copy of these rules, strategically placed in your living room, might help with terrible guests.

Let it be the first thing people see when they walk into your home.