Strolls into the auction room. Wondered aloud, so something serious is going on here? chei, i don miss since. Pacing up and down, took a seat and patiently waiting for the next auction.

How mush for Sagamite

please tag him considerably o. . . cos one will need small change to buy dictionary join that man

Whaaaaat, who's up for sale, Seun and Davidylan, psssfffft Mschewww, i thought i would be bidding for decent, gentle and unassuming take-home-to-Mummy guys like Tumfulu, Na2day, H202, Adam Brody, Vanweed, 190, Mobo444 and Mr Cork Abeg return my non-refundable entry fee sharp sharp Arrant nonsense of the highest order


I should even sue this auction house for misrepresentation under the Trade ^{of goods} Descriptions Act

I am willing to make a return  I want to put my prize back on the auction block 

I am willing to put Mr.Cork up for $1 US.

playette4u:

Tu n'est parlez vous francais?[/b]My bad,kindly accept my apology ,i assumed everyone knew school girl or school boy french.Its all the excitement about auctions making me have blonde moments.

abioila:

Qui t'a indiquè i don' françias d'understand de t ?En outre,i don' le tink de t ce que vous avez préparé là est corréct.I guess av scatrd your head.SOWI 4 DERALN THREAD.

[b] . . una french fit kill person oo! . . . babe . . its either "tu ne parle pas francais . . or vous ne parlez pas francais" . .no mix am!

Creamish:

. . una french fit kill person oo!  . . .  babe . . its either "tu ne parle pas francais . . or vous ne parlez pas francais" . .no mix am!  

  Je suis desole  , i dey speek pijeon freynch my sista oo . Dayum my dyslexia and lack of perception of grammar ,translation ,you mention it,i have got it.I was hoping to buy Sagamite     to be my live in carer maybe he would have helped make things a bit better but i think the auction has gone bankrupt ,      as evidenced by the lack of activity in the past few days!

i wonder how you will react to my nigerian lingo!You are likely to have a cardiac arrest!

Whats with all the French and whatnot? We are here to buy and sell.

d more d language u speak, d greater ur value/ bid price!

Busy_body:


Whaaaaat, who's up for sale, Seun and Davidylan, psssfffft Mschewww, i thought i would be bidding for decent, gentle and unassuming take-home-to-Mummy guys like Tumfulu, Na2day, H202, Adam Brody, Vanweed, 190, Mobo444 and Mr Cork Abeg return my non-refundable entry fee sharp sharp Arrant nonsense of the highest order


I should even sue this auction house for misrepresentation under the Trade ^{of goods} Descriptions Act

You go wound o, sugar mummy's are banned from this auction

Phate07:

Whats with all the French and whatnot? We are here to buy and sell.

  here is the reason

french =romantic! I dont even have to use cash or my other 'generous assets' to get the items on auction(sagamite and others).I just open my mouth,speak my pidgin french and oooh la la ,i have won the bid!

Mr~Cork:

***Walks in singing: I wannna be a millionaire, S0Ooooooo,   freaking bad, standin next to papra & the queen***

@Papra Mr cork you no go kill persin

dat got me laughing hard too . . . . . .papra . . . . i wonder where he coined it out from . . . .

LMAO creamish, tears were running freely down my chin after i read dat. Its been ages since I last laughed like this.

And d funny part b say d dude no send person, na so e say him wan go shait for 55mins.

Mr~Cork:

***Walks in singing: I wannna be a millionaire, S0Ooooooo,   freaking bad, standin next to papra & the queen***

CLASSIC!! @Cork

is he still on sale?

^^not for you. There is only one Jamo H.B.I.C for Corkie Pooh.

But yes, I am selling Corkie. He doesn't love me anymore.

This thread is a this grace! Where is the action?! (no oofience!)

jennykadry:

@Papra Mr cork you no go kill persin

lol
Papra=Oprah.
Thread is boring.I wanna see Omo ibo,sagamite and Dayokanu sold.

paparazi

next!

***Picks up the mic***

Jomo Gbomo back in the house, are you all ready for this

hey you 

yes o poster we are ready 4 dis me wan buy antigue

Jomo-gbomo:

***Picks up the mic***

Jomo Gbomo back in the house, are you all ready for this

Yea!!
We'v been ready since the start of ths century.
Abeg,present the natural state of our goods jor!

Someone wake me when Omo Ibo is on sale!

You knw u dont wake up easily. I'll use hot water ths time,agreed?

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We bring you the craziest best of all!

The first thing anyone will notice about this item is that he doesn't play "Hide and seek". He plays "Hide-and-pray-I-dont-find-you" game!

talk about raw intellect, talk about jujuism, talk about charm, talk about arrogant and cocky nature talk about Sagamite . .

Currently a Consulting advisor in one of the top management consulting firms in the UK, he's everything you could describe as intelligent, and what's more? there is no 'Ctrl' button on Sagamite's computer, no one controls Sagamite!

.fancy an adventure? go on. . .we dare you!!!


UPSIDES

7" well toned body, makes his women feel safe comfortable anytime, ambitious and career oriented, exactly the person you've been waiting to show family and friends, absolutely capable of maintaining a smooth conversation for hours. ,  . there are also rumors he's got three testicles.

He does dates, goes to cinema, clubs, skydiving, scubadiving, typically all the adrenaline filled events you've always dreamed of.

DOWNSIDES

If you are seriously hoping to buy an item that wouldn't cheat on you, we recommend you navigate back to the first page and check out the item listed there, cos Sagamite will cheat on you!. . .Yes!. . .there are rumors that the next girl's hostel to be built in Ago Iwoye is likely to be named after this chap. . . and if you have a family or relation who gets a knack for saying silly things, you had better not invite her over for dinner!

He acts weird sometimes, people say its because he was exposed to too much sun working on the farm as a child, don't expect Romance, you don't get a goodnight or good morning kiss. . . .breakfast in bed? common!

Bidding starts at 100 naira.

Common Ladies, let's make this happen!

Jomo-gbomo:

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We bring you the craziest best of all!
The first thing anyone will notice about this item is that he doesn't play "Hide and seek". He plays "Hide-and-pray-I-dont-find-you" game!
talk about raw intellect, talk about jujuism, talk about charm, talk about arrogant and cocky nature talk about Sagamite . .
Currently a Consulting advisor in one of the top management consulting firms in the UK, he's everything you could describe as intelligent, and what's more? there is no 'Ctrl' button on Sagamite's computer, no one controls Sagamite!
.fancy an adventure? go on. . .we dare you!!!
UPSIDES
7" well toned body, makes his women feel safe comfortable anytime, ambitious and career oriented, exactly the person you've been waiting to show family and friends, absolutely capable of maintaining a smooth conversation for hours. ,  . there are also rumors he's got three testicles.
He does dates, goes to cinema, clubs, skydiving, scubadiving, typically all the adrenaline filled events you've always dreamed of.
DOWNSIDES
If you are seriously hoping to buy an item that wouldn't cheat on you, we recommend you navigate back to the first page and check out the item listed there, cos Sagamite will cheat on you!. . .Yes!. . .there are rumors that the next girl's hostel to be built in Ago Iwoye is likely to be named after this chap. . . and if you have a family or relation who gets a knack for saying silly things, you had better not invite her over for dinner!
He acts weird sometimes, people say its because he was exposed to too much sun working on the farm as a child, don't expect Romance, you don't get a goodnight or good morning kiss. . . .breakfast in bed? common!
Bidding starts at 100 naira.
Common Ladies, let's make this happen!

i place 2 seeds of groundnut 4 sagamite.4 one of ma frnds,she's despratly lukn 4 a talingo as her man.

lol. . . too much for me to handle.

I cant afford him

googles:

lol. . . too much for me to handle.

I cant afford him

I can help u wit some money.