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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by hbabe(f): 11:31am On Nov 19, 2010
Mr~Cork:

madam i have notin to be jelous of, i hav a 17inches Badonkey. he aint got it, never will (no ofeinse)!!! wink
Good for you, my boy. I hope you have learnt how to pack it very well.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by violent(m): 11:37am On Nov 19, 2010
Mr Cork again?. . whoever bought this thing should please put a leash on it! tongue
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ragdollz: 11:38am On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe:

Good for you, my boy.  I hope you have learnt how to pack it very well.



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OK< I'm done grin. I was just imagining someone trying to "pack" all that manpower. Ho, mr cork, when ur time comes many will bid heavily, I foresee it!!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 11:42am On Nov 19, 2010
Those fine eyes invite me to bid N500 for Oxone.

You are currently the highest bidder, let's see how many chics dare try to outbid you on this!

We do hope you don't mind his normal 2 minutes episode in bed, who needs more than 2 minutes anyways ?
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by hbabe(f): 11:55am On Nov 19, 2010
Jomo-gbomo:

You are currently the highest bidder, let's see how many chics dare try to outbid you on this!

We do hope you don't mind his normal 2 minutes episode in bed, who needs more than 2 minutes anyways ?

Let's hope he does good and long pre-intimacy; then and only then will his 2 minutes not matter. We have toys to help too. tongue
violent:

Mr Cork again?. . whoever bought this thing should please put a leash on it! tongue
Perhaps the owner has good reasons for allowing it to roam. undecided
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 12:02pm On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe , madam, i no you no we no they no u want me, be nice & you can have me all to yo sef!!! wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by hbabe(f): 12:07pm On Nov 19, 2010
Mr~Cork:

hbabe , madam, i no you no we no they no u want me, be nice & you can have me all to yo sef!!! wink
I will consider it.
But what will I be using you for? Enlighten me, abeg.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 12:15pm On Nov 19, 2010
[size=15pt]HARMANTTAN DON BURN OXONE LIPS

ROTFLMFAO!!
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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by violent(m): 12:18pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^ tht sounds homo, a guy checking out another guy's lips is a No NO!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 12:19pm On Nov 19, 2010
hbabe:

I will consider it.
But what will I be using you for?  Enlighten me, abeg.

Well madam, apart from my good looks,17inches badonkey or  inteligents,, u can always use me to make childrens! wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by violent(m): 12:20pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^ No please!. . .not any more of your type in the gene pool
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

this thread sha grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by dbigrod(m): 12:22pm On Nov 19, 2010
Mr~Cork:

Well madam, apart from my good looks,17inches badonkey or  inteligents,, u can always use me to make childrens! wink
kai,who wants dull kids wey your spermatozoa go produce.u can only be useful in d zoo as one of the animals on display
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Ranoscky(m): 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^

An im-becile is berra off, don't you think? undecided
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 12:39pm On Nov 19, 2010
there are reports that some customers would like us to put dobodobo / walestar/ Holyeye/ on auction considering a long weekend that cometh!

i need people to show significant interest, before any of this dudes is auctioned off!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 12:47pm On Nov 19, 2010
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Going. . . . . . . Finally!!!
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Oxone, current bid, 500 naira. . .more pictures

Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^

How much can i offer for those KPOMO lips for oxone!!

HARMATTAN DON DRY THE LIPS FINISH

Seems hes using SALT as lip gloss now for his lips

but hes still my man,

Kaii a whole oxone been slaughtered for just N500

Even mr.cock and dobodobo!!are more xpensive!!


but is this thread all about selling human beings for slave trade!! angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by babytoun: 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2010
Dis ozone looks very cute but if in reality he is a 2-minute man, then i can only manage him for free.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 2:25pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^^ na wa o. . . your signature worries me much o

i thot the saying is "why worry wen you can pray" ? this your merix is bangin'
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Odunnu: 2:30pm On Nov 19, 2010
Chei!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by babytoun: 2:42pm On Nov 19, 2010
googles:

^^^ na wa o. . . your signature worries me much o

i thot the saying is "why worry wen you can pray" ? this your merix is bangin'


somehow you are correct, i believe some enlightenment and properly tailored physical exercises can help but i must add that sometimes we christians take challenges we are not wired for and believe we can pray them away. i liken that to attempting to turn "stones to bread because we are sons of God". Even christians have wide ranging libido(s) . some sisters would be comfortable even with a 10-second man, for me the principle is "neither give place to the devil". If something is likely to pose a challenge later, then avoid it completely. peace.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 2:52pm On Nov 19, 2010
babytoun:


somehow you are correct, i believe some enlightenment and properly tailored physical exercises can help but i must add that sometimes we christians take challenges we are not wired for and believe we can pray them away. i liken that to attempting to turn "stones to bread because we are sons of God". Even christians have wide ranging libido(s) . some sisters would be comfortable even with a 10-second man, for me the principle is "neither give place to the devil". If something is likely to pose a challenge later, then avoid it completely. peace.

I totally get your point. . .but for you to pray about a situation it means you are already worried about it y'know undecided

As for turning stones to bread I believe dat is just a word of faith, not a literal term/statement . . so yes you can actually pray any problem away wink

*****sorry for derailing the thread. . its an open market anyways, women are allowed to chit chat***
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ikamefa(f): 8:01pm On Nov 19, 2010
jenny:

Ikamefa oya bid on oxone,You no see say the guy set dieee cool

me ? shocked bid? grin grin grin grin i don yarn am like 5 pages ago

i am a happy Viewer jare grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 10:53am On Nov 22, 2010
@Gbomo Jomo,whats the need of having a brass neck if u dont stick it out occasionaly?
U don fall my hand angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2010
OK ladies, guess what. I am single. pliss come get me, but pliss, be gentle, no fighting!. , cheers!! wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by denzel2009: 1:42pm On Nov 22, 2010
^^^How was your date with the investment banker on Friday? She has been dissing you on the other thread mate. I'm sure it's character assassination. wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 2:58pm On Nov 22, 2010
£9billion for Oxone! He'z totally worth every penny n more.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 3:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
Creamish:

£9billion for MR CORK ! He'z totally worth every penny n more.


thanks madam. U really have taste! wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 3:01pm On Nov 22, 2010
ermm I just re-looked Ozones picture. His head look like Battery (no offiense) angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by yme1(f): 3:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
wow!!!!!

he sure is fine.

20 billion cool wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2010
@y.me . . . No try me oo. . Which currency u de use bid sef? I go arrange touts for u o!

£30billion for Oxone!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by yme1(f): 3:20pm On Nov 22, 2010
@Creamish. . . .  abeg oh just hold your side . . .  my name is already tatattooed permanently all over that his sexy self so make you back off angry

£40 trillion for Oxone kiss

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