Missy ★ B:

Don't worry, baby. We are going to elope.

Its CHAMOTEX

and yes am selling all my granny's kolanut and cocoa plots to acquire Shamo

I want it official . . . No hide and sleep seek game! I wanted to name that Yekini after me.  

googles:



Its CHAMOTEX

and yes am selling all my granny's kolanut and cocoa plots to acquire Shamo

I'm willing to fight you over Chamosex. Don't tosh ma baby.

Missy ★ B:

I'm willing to fight you over Chamosex. Don't tosh ma baby.

Hmm ! a girl cant even touch a single item without being oppressed and intimidated

hez all yours

Chei! @the turn out of events.
Na like this I take lose my three testicles,ponmo lips short engine Sagamite?
All is well,thank God Jenny got the parcel. I'm sure she wont deny me his services when I ask.
Now where's uncle Jomo?

^^ yes lovie, we are trying to decide who to put next on auction ElRazur or Chamotex or Ezeuche?

we need ur valid contributions

To avoid any e-fight between Chamo's googles and MissyB,i'l suggest we leav him out of ths.
ElRazur? I'm sure hs 'downsides' wil influence hs sale,he might end up without a buyer- that'l be shameful.
Lets do Ozone, Violent or DK

interesting i knew there was going to be war over that saga guy

congratulobia jenny! , dis one na everlasting enjoyment

oga auctioneer who is next?

WTF!!!! 850,000? Is that in Zimbabwean Dollars?? Coz SAGAMITE AIN'T WORTH MORE THAN MR COCK

***Singing*****

Fresh to death
I cool so smooth you know that I am
Fresh to death
Don’t hate it appreciate it realize that I am
Fresh to death

Yáll must have heard Shouty T sing this song, however, one thing you probably don't even know is that this guy was singing about[b] Mac Collins[/b]. . and here on Nairaland, we call him OXONE!

He's full of surprises and excitement, hates monotony and dullness, smart and well educated. .  .Romance with him is like a roller coaster ride where you don't get a single moment to think and brood.

He loves challenges, if you want to get him to notice you, then play hard to get! he dresses smart, speaks good English and has a forward looking approach.

Ladies, dust your wallets, as i give you OXONE!!!!!!

UPSIDES

Generous, and caring, full of compassion and tries to cheer the people around him, he believes in true love and will never cheat on you [size=4pt]{we will refund you for damages if he did}[/size], expect poetry and candle-night dinners, he's not the type to hold back when in love

Downsides

Jealous and dominating, impatient and could sometimes be rude, he's never consistent, one minute he's all over you with warm affection, the next minute you feel as though you are living in the North Pole. . .there are rumors he doesn't last more than two minutes in bed {we are hoping this wouldn't be a problem}

Bidding starts at 100 naira.


Common children, grab it while it's still hot

^^

***Mimicking McHammer***

you can't touch this

Daaaaaamn . . . . He'z hawt!

Na wa o. Nice eyes but those lips: a bit too generous for a guy .

hehe!


i predict another bidding war   ^{where is my glass of pammy?}

Auction Krayola someday plzzzzz  

I can afford dat one without fear or fight  

When's Jomo Gbomo going on sale??

Mobinga:

When's Jomo Gbomo going on sale??

googles:

Auction Krayola someday plzzzzz  

I can afford dat one without fear or fight  

What??! You use my money to purchase men on the internet?? Thats it no more weed for you!!  

Mobinga:

When's Jomo Gbomo going on sale??

He has no market value nah. . . hez all tangled up with my strings  

googles:

He has no market value nah. . . hez all tangled up with my strings  

You haven't answered me

Mobinga:



What??! You use my money to purchase men on the internet?? Thats it no more weed for you!!  

December is fast approaching nah. . .I need to get myself a Christmas gift oga !

You've been banned from this thread.

850,000 ghanaian cedies na.
Imo,no guy is NOT worth more thn mr cork-d madman.

serious money business going on hia o

can i be the accountant

common girls, who's making the first bid? at a minimum of 100 naira, all this could be urs

Jomo-gbomo:

common girls, who's making the first bid? at a minimum of 100 naira, all this could be urs

hmm starting the bid at so low a price makes one wonder, don't it? It's high time you up the stakes, I think. Shows the thing has value when it starts at a good healthy price, or so I hear.

Mr auctioneer,i humbly accept that you have moved on to the next commodity but i believe that there was a discrepancy in the sagamite auction.Can you do a product recall?

I will put an advance of £10 million to cover costs

Damn!!!

@ Jomo-Gbomo

OK IT IS OFFICIAL - u are now my absolute favorite NLer

You are the funniest - I am laughing sooo hard.

I LOVE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

Jomo-gbomo:

***Singing*****

Fresh to death
I cool so smooth you know that I am
Fresh to death
Don’t hate it appreciate it realize that I am
Fresh to death

Yáll must have heard Shouty T sing this song, however, one thing you probably don't even know is that this guy was singing about[b] Mac Collins[/b]. . and here on Nairaland, we call him OXONE!

He's full of surprises and excitement, hates monotony and dullness, smart and well educated. .  .Romance with him is like a roller coaster ride where you don't get a single moment to think and brood.

He loves challenges, if you want to get him to notice you, then play hard to get! he dresses smart, speaks good English and has a forward looking approach.

Ladies, dust your wallets[/b], as i give you OXONE!!!!!!

[b]UPSIDES

Generous, and caring, full of compassion and tries to cheer the people around him, he believes in true love and will never cheat on you [size=4pt]{we will refund you for damages if he did}[/size], expect poetry and candle-night dinners, he's not the type to hold back when in love

Downsides

Jealous and dominating, impatient and could sometimes be rude, he's never consistent, one minute he's all over you with warm affection, the next minute you feel as though you are living in the North Pole. . .there are rumors he doesn't last more than two minutes in bed {we are hoping this wouldn't be a problem}

Bidding starts at 100 naira.


Common children, grab it while it's still hot

lrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrl (LAUGH REAL LOUD)

lololololololol {gasping for air and failing}

hahahahahahahahahahahaha - ohhhh my side - it hurts

Stop it Jomo, Stop it, I say.

^^^ Im scared of him

^^^ I know he's horrible!!!