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Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:08pm On Nov 07, 2010
No in my office

I'm married

Just greet me like we've never met before.

Like a real yoruba woman
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2010
Element

I go out with my wife - just dey return

Why u asking?
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:11pm On Nov 07, 2010
oya my darling, kneel down greet uncle stud na?

u dey fight with am? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:14pm On Nov 07, 2010
You've spoken like a real yoruba man ELEMENT

Edumare bless u
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2010
thanks man, u get mouth jor cool cool cool
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:17pm On Nov 07, 2010
U too bro
Re: Office Happenings by Idowuogbo(f): 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2010
hehe uncle stud , na my husband dey cause al dis ororo(damn if no b God talk honor thy olori ebi)
angry angryanyways ekabo sir
so wots gud ,u carry ur woman go alter , hala us na smiley smiley smiley
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2010
hmm ID oga ooo, u be real Aba babe grin grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:25pm On Nov 07, 2010
Tehehehe

Idowu karee omo odu'a

U see u children of nowadays don allow civilization make una forget yoruba culture.

How u dey? Me and my wife are legally married already.

I hope u and element go end up as husband and wife - can somebody say a big Amen to that. . .
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2010
Amen grin grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by Idowuogbo(f): 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2010
hehehe, i say wud sey d A and forget d rest jare , oga stud good news u don dey do 4 beta or death
chai ,over ejoyments no wonder ur belle big like wimbledon arena
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:32pm On Nov 07, 2010
Idowuogbo:

hehehe, i say wud sey d A and forget d rest jare , oga stud good news u don dey do 4 beta or death
chai ,over ejoyments no wonder your belle big like wimbledon arena

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:33pm On Nov 07, 2010
And so shall it be

*pours a drop of SEAMAN SCHNAPP on the ground to appease the gods*
Re: Office Happenings by Idowuogbo(f): 4:35pm On Nov 07, 2010
Element G:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
lagba ra eledumare , we go enter dat e-church go sign sey i wan become Mrs element grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:37pm On Nov 07, 2010
i dey wait ooo, dis premarital sex of a thing don dey tire me na, i want make we hammer for d real matrimonial bed wink wink cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 4:43pm On Nov 07, 2010
No forget to send me i.v when time for wedding bell wan ring
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 4:44pm On Nov 07, 2010
no wahala Oga stud, u go hear from me for sure grin grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by Idowuogbo(f): 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2010
Studio CFR:

No forget to send me i.v when time for wedding bell wan ring
u b best woman , rite behind moi grin grin
Element G:

i dey wait ooo, dis premarital sex of a thing don dey tire me na, i want make we hammer for d real matrimonial bed wink wink cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
so u have access to ruff me handle anyhow abi , c ur head
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 5:11pm On Nov 07, 2010
Dont get it twisted love is a beautiful thing
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 5:15pm On Nov 07, 2010
Idowuogbo:

so u have access to ruff me handle anyhow abi , c your head


u self should know now, who no like better thing grin grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by clemcykul(f): 11:41am On Nov 08, 2010
e no go pas u
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 12:36pm On Nov 08, 2010
Lol
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 3:12pm On Nov 08, 2010
so oga stud. i hope d wine has weared itself out of ur head cos dis one wey u dey misbehave yesterday no be ordinary thing oo grin grin
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 3:22pm On Nov 08, 2010
Nothing serious my bros

Dat friend of yours take am too far yesterday and i had to call her to order by reminding her she's nothing to me

I no dey vex like dat

Even if she dey try seek for my attention , no be with that kind parole
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 3:28pm On Nov 08, 2010
hmmm stud make i talk truth 4 u, efe get policies and shes damn strict wit them so i cant really blame her. Even u offend me yesterday, una come turn my wife to intimacy gadget
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 3:33pm On Nov 08, 2010
nor be u go tell me about Dat friend of yours

I tried every to ignore her but like she just wan give people bad impression about me

She's a bad person
Re: Office Happenings by ElementG(m): 3:37pm On Nov 08, 2010
hmmm undecided undecided i wouldnt really support dat. Efe was frustrated and dats y she reacted like dat
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 3:46pm On Nov 08, 2010
Who frustrate am and why she go wan pour her frustration on an innocent soul?

I know why she dey vibrate like dat - not cuz of what vicks ask me to do for him - afterall na EL GUAPO blow everything open about the missed calls stuff

Why na me she see tackle?

The mumu even rake say if to sey i dey close to her dat moment that she for slap me.
laugh catch me sha
Re: Office Happenings by Mobinga: 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2010
CCRRAAPPP grin l
Re: Office Happenings by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Nov 08, 2010
wats going on here

who is Efe? and why is studio dying or her attention?
Re: Office Happenings by sylve11: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2010
well composed mr. poster, nice! grin cool
Re: Office Happenings by StudioCFR(m): 6:35pm On Nov 08, 2010
Clem go and shi.t in your hand

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