I've been rolling on the floor since i opened this thread.
Let me balance and read these comic releif.
chai Nairaland is indeed a stress killer

Infact I can't start writing narrative essay now because if I should start I will write 7 pages and you will think u are reading a novel...
I rest my case.
1000 not my problem for now.

Hintona:
see all of them broke assed niggas struggling for #1000 recharge card

you can talk anyhow, some people didn't even see the #1000 recharge card before commenting, me i didn't see it before commenting.

My #yeyegirlfriend experience

Facts: No single lady in this world can live without a man but All men can live without this ungrateful beings . Men are just trying to do the ladies a favour by dating them and helping in shining their kpoko.

Akinbahm:
Make I come read fabricated epistles to cool off moi day...

as in � alot of burnt dodo

Boringdraw1:
My #yeyegirlfriend experience

Facts: No single lady in this world can live without a man but All men can live without this ungrateful beings . Men are just trying to do the ladies a favour by dating them and helping in shining their kpoko.

Pheeleh o kpoko shiner, who broke ur heart?...ur narrative smells of low self esteem and misogynism. You will be fine.

Hintona:
see all of them broke assed niggas struggling for #1000 recharge card

How much airtime have u dash out?

franklingud:
#YEYEgirlfriend

This one too yeye!

I wan upgrade her levels because she be househelp, she lives with her secondary school mummy. And she's the only girl in their family. Besides she had an accident when she was living with someone in lagos. The woman use blow to damage her right eye. Her dark complexion is too much. But I am a bachelor, I pay 100k yearly for rent while she is just a bush girl that knows nothing but pride and stupidity.

Lately I noticed that there's one guy that squat with his brother, that my one eyed girlfriend is falling for. Small boy for that matter ooo!
This my yeye one-eyed girlfriend always makes out time to see him when he's returning from work every evening. She will just carry seat come outside and sit down waiting for the boy to return and cheerfully go and greet him.
But she doesn't do same to me.

Thank God I have not given her huge money like 5k or something like that.

The highest I have given her is N200... Lol!!
Because I noticed that she's an ungrateful element. Well I have decided to ditch her forever.
OP my airtime.

Oga hustle ...hustle ooo



Na poverty just design your story.. Choi.. #200 wahala

Hintona:
see all of them broke assed niggas struggling for #1000 recharge card

Its just for fun dude, no one is struggling for anything.

I don vex increase am to 2k

mrssomebody:
Pheeleh o kpoko shiner, who broke ur heart?...ur narrative smells of low self esteem and misogynism. You will be fine.

hahaha
Nairaland will not kill somebody
Kpoko shiner

Alexaonfleek:
hahaha
Nairaland will not kill somebody
Kpoko shiner

no mind her that why she is mrssomebody while in actual sense she is lonely and desperate in searching for a handsome young man like the ones we have here but they no dey give her face.

Every woman in life wants two things:

1) A man
2) A man
Without men in this world the whole episode of women doesn't exit.

If a couple decided to part ways give them one month and quietly observe. Two things are bound to happen:

1) The man becomes fresher, looks health and will have a rest of mind written all over his face plus more money.

2) But for the female masquerade its becomes a different story, she start looking depressed, dirty, haggard and criminally minded. Why if I may ask? Because the host has finally sanitize his body and all parasites have been destroyed.

Boringdraw1:
Every woman in life wants two things:

1) A man
2) A man
Without men in the world the whole episode of women doesn't exit.

They had to put the word "men" to "we" to get them

Boringdraw1:
no mind her that why she is mrssomebody while in actual sense she is lonely and desperate in searching for a handsome young man like the ones we have here but they no dey give her face.

Bros how far,hope all is well
I was laughing at her comment cuz I find it hilarious.why are u na insulting her
Ayam not understanding you.

Omar09:

They had to put the word "men" to "we" to get them

wise words bro. Only men will understand.

Boringdraw1:
If a couple decided to part ways give them one month and quietly observe. Two things are bound to happen:

1) The man becomes fresher, looks health and will have a rest of mind written all over his face plus more money.

2) But for the female masquerade its becomes a different story, she start looking depressed, dirty, haggard and criminally minded. Why if I may ask? Because the host has finally sanitize his body and all parasites have been destroyed.

osheeeyy anthropologist!!!great researcher of all time I hail u! Observer no 1 I greet u

How many observations have you made to come to this conclusion

una no go kii person here oooo

Alexaonfleek:
osheeeyy anthropologist!!!great researcher of all time I hail u! Observer no 1 I greet u

How many observations have you made to come to this conclusion

its a FACT

Boringdraw1:
no mind her that why she is mrssomebody while in actual sense she is lonely and desperate in searching for a handsome young man like the ones we have here but they no dey give her face.

for your mind now u are making sense, I can't even be mad at someone that thinks a girls only problem is to find an handsome guy lol I feel sorry for ur future partner and that's if u even find someone to settle down with ur pathetic self.

Boringdraw1:
its a FACT

facts without proof is useless
Argue with your gods

Boringdraw1:
its a FACT

lol.i don't pity you.it is the women who have the misfortune to be related to you that I pity.with your stupidity smelling all over nairaland.

These are the signs am talking about; looking depressed, commenting rudely to handsome young men because of jealousy, predicting the future out of frustration, telling you to argue with your keypad because that is there lifestyle they have no one to talk with because they are always angry, lonely and forsaken.

Alexaonfleek:
lol.i don't pity you.it is the women who have the misfortune to be related to you that I pity.with your stupidity smelling all over nairaland.

as in..I just can't help but to quote his comment...his hatred for women is not for here..makes me wonder how he will be treating the female around him. Both gender can't do without each other.

Boringdraw1:
These are the signs am talking about; looking depressed, commenting rudely to handsome young men because of jealousy, predicting the future out of frustration, telling you to argue with your keypad because that is there lifestyle they have no one to talk with because they are always angry, lonely and forsaken.

alaye go and sit down jor u are just heartbroken and pained...all this your venting can't be caused by nothing you will be fine.

They know how to sense the smell of stupidity online. How on earth can you do that? You see what I'm trying to say, only depressed and lonely parasites have the kind of unfortunate sense.

Incandescent:


Oga hustle ...hustle ooo



Na poverty just design your story.. Choi.. #200 wahala

Can you pay 100k for rent?

Had it been she is doing well, what is 5k?

mrssomebody:
as in..I just can't help but to quote his comment...his hatred for women is not for here..makes me wonder how he will be treating the female around him. Both gender can't do without each other.

his hatred no be here at all ooo
Anyways just free him
Probably just a kid living his fantasies on nairaland

Yes a kid, Miss babysitter!!!

Come to my house...NO!

Let's go Hangout...Mba!

I got tired and put a ring on it.

She is a great wife now...but was a #yeyegirlfriend

Crookesmore:
This is a counter thread to this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/5476740/yeye-boyfriends-nigerian-ladies-share

Let the guys share their experiences with yeye girlfriends as well.


The winner gets #2000 credit

I no get money for iphone 11

Highest likes and shares get the shikini price.

Fu*k you- Kiss daniel

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