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What Department Are You? by teedoxman89(m): 1:07am On Nov 09, 2019
*UNIVERSITY OF HELL*
P.O BOX 666, LAKE OF FIRE
Please check if you are studying any of the course or you already have a Degree or Masters in any of the Faculty.

The admission form is free of charge.

Following are the available Faculties of Studies:

*FACULTY OF IMMORALITY*
Department of Fornication and Adultery
Department of Masturbation
Department of Pornography
Department of Homosexuality
Department of Lesbianism and Gay
Department of Lusting.

*FACULTY OF WORLDLINESS*
Department of crazy Fashion
Department of Carnivals/Festivals
Department of Pride of Life
Department of Secular Music and Vulgar language.

*FACULTY OF SOCIAL LIFESTYLE*
Department of Occultism
Department of Idolatry
Department of Smoking
Department of Drunkenness
Department of Drug Addiction
Department of Hypocrisy
Department of Fraud/Malpractice.

*FACULTY OF WICKEDNESS*
Department of Hatred, Malice
Department of Anger, Wrath
Department of Murder
Department of Envy, Jealousy
Department of Witchcraft and Sorcery.

*FACULTY OF COMMUNICATION*
Department of Lies
Department of Slander
Department of Backbiting
Department of Gossiping
Department of Tale-bearing
Department of Dishonesty, Forgery & Faking.

*FACULTY OF MARINE*
Department of spiritual wickedness
Department of Powers and Principalities
Department of Witches and Witchcraft
Department of Marine-Spiritism
Department of Demonology
Department of Household Wickedness
Department of evil Oppression
Department of Obsession, Possession and Depression.

*Requirements* :
Refusal to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior
Worldliness.

SIGNED:
Devil Satan,
Vice Chancellor *UNIVERSITY OF HELL* .

Although, you might have been offered a provisional admission into the University of Hell, an opportunity for a change of institution to life everlasting, situated in Heaven has been made available by the Saviour of mankind, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.

Requirements are as follow:

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal Savior

Believe, He came to this world purposely because of you, died vicariously for your sake to redeem you and to pay the debt you are already owing the University of Hell.

Confess your sins, all your iniquities, all your transgressions, all your shortcomings. Repent and Forsake them all.

Decide to live a holy life henceforth

Keep on looking on to Jesus, as the Author and Finisher of your Faith.

Upon graduation, Revelation 20:10-15 says
And the devil, the Vice Chancellor of the University of Hell and his graduating students would be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone...
And they shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

If you see any reason to give this posting a wide publicity so as to sensitise those who are daily applying for admission into the University of Hell that the end thereof is eternal damnation, please don't hesitate.Jesus Christ of Nazareth is coming very soon.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: What Department Are You? by hakeem4(m): 7:20am On Nov 09, 2019
I’m probably in the department of rational reasoning!

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Re: What Department Are You? by Bacteriologist(m): 11:12am On Nov 09, 2019
Department of free people from the mental shackles of modern slavery : religion.

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Re: What Department Are You? by LordReed(m): 6:49pm On Nov 09, 2019
If Satan is the VC then Jehovah is the Chancellor. LMFAO!

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