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One Stone by EfemenaXY: 2:27am On Nov 25, 2010 |
There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone. " He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! What is the moral of this story ![]() OH, come on, take a guess! Think about it. And the moral is. . . . You can't kill two birds with[b] one stone!!![/b] |
Re: One Stone by freecocoa(f): 3:28am On Nov 25, 2010 |
You had me there for a sec.good one. |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 5:19am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Good one! ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 8:19am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Thanks girls!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by MrBones2(m): 8:34am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Nice twist. And who says u can't kill two birds with one stone-me thinks it depends on the marksman ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 9:24am On Nov 25, 2010 |
^^ Lol! |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 9:30am On Nov 25, 2010 |
ur creativity is what 'kills' me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() very good line |
Re: One Stone by md4real(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
nice one ![]() |
Re: One Stone by carmelia(f): 3:52pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
LMFAO!!! THIS IS A CLASSIC JOR! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Thanks all! ![]() ![]() I aim to please. . . |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 1:20pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
lol, Efe, this joke is one of a kind. You got me thinking over that moral of the story. |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 11:22pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Truth?? I wracked my brains over this one when I first saw it too ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
^^aint u one dumb bird besides its NOT your joke, so quit the bullshyyte |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 11:28pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Bobo Yekini! Maka gini? Why are you threatening Efe? ![]() |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 11:38pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
the girl too stoopid, |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 11:58pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Na you she talk to? |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 12:00am On Nov 27, 2010 |
BoboYekini: man you're ill - u need help now fu**c**k the hell off ma thread bloody a* s* *s-wipe |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 12:04am On Nov 27, 2010 |
My job here is done. ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 12:08am On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^ girl it's okay - I can take it on from here didn't see the crap posted here by the fool else I would have responded earlier |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 12:11am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Okay dear, you know where to find me if you need me. ![]() |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 12:12am On Nov 27, 2010 |
tanimz: of course, tatase ![]() |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 12:13am On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^Ata rodo, you better apologize to Efe! ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 12:19am On Nov 27, 2010 |
I don't need his apology all that I require of the retard is for him to shut his trap in my presence - that's all |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 12:24am On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^your father ![]() |
Re: One Stone by tanimz(f): 12:25am On Nov 27, 2010 |
I leave you two in the hands of God. ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 12:28am On Nov 27, 2010 |
BoboYekini: Your Nyash!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by MrBones2(m): 12:39am On Nov 27, 2010 |
BoboYekini: OMO ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by Nobody: 1:13am On Nov 27, 2010 |
vic, if u wan catch bird, best act like bird too. all, all an act dude ![]() |
Re: One Stone by MrBones2(m): 1:17am On Nov 27, 2010 |
BoboYekini: and this is the bobo i know.BAD GUY ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: One Stone by EfemenaXY: 1:32am On Nov 27, 2010 |
BoboYekini: Booby take your dull act somewhere else u dey dull ma thread |
Re: One Stone by Exponental(m): 4:33pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
Poster, Are u d yellow bird? |
Re: One Stone by Migines(m): 5:17pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
Lmfbo. Wtf? |
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