There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I wil l kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young
woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone. " He jumped
up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


What is the moral of this story??, 


OH, come on,  take a guess!


Think about it.


And the moral is.
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.
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You can't kill two birds with[b] one stone!!![/b]

You had me there for a sec.good one.

Good one!

Thanks girls!!

^^ Lol!

ur creativity is what 'kills' me
very good line

nice one

LMFAO!!! THIS IS A CLASSIC JOR! ;

Thanks all!

I aim to please. . .

lol, Efe, this joke is one of a kind. You got me thinking over that moral of the story.

Truth??

I wracked my brains over this one when I first saw it too

^^aint u one dumb bird

besides its NOT your joke, so quit the bullshyyte

Bobo Yekini! Maka gini? Why are you threatening Efe?

the girl too stoopid,

Na you she talk to?

BoboYekini:

the girl too stoopid,

man you're ill - u need help

now fu**c**k the hell off ma thread

bloody a* s* *s-wipe

My job here is done.

^^ girl it's okay - I can take it on from here

didn't see the crap posted here by the fool

else I would have responded earlier

Okay dear, you know where to find me if you need me.

tanimz:

My job here is done.

of course, tatase  

^^Ata rodo, you better apologize to Efe!

I don't need his apology

all that I require of the retard is for him to shut his trap in my presence - that's all

^^your father

I leave you two in the hands of God.

BoboYekini:

^^your father

Your Nyash!!

BoboYekini:

^^aint u one dumb bird

besides its NOT your joke, so quit the bullshyyte

OMO this not the bobo i know. The one i know is a perfect gent oh!!!

vic, if u wan catch bird, best act like bird too.

all, all an act dude

BoboYekini:

vic, if u wan catch bird, best act like bird too.

all, all an act dude

and this is the bobo i know.BAD GUY

BoboYekini:

vic, if u wan catch bird, best act like bird too.

all, all an act dude

Booby take your dull act somewhere else

u dey dull ma thread

Poster,
Are u d yellow bird?

Lmfbo. Wtf?