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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 08, 2019 |
See oyedepo own have, this one sef go fear devil 1 Like
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lexxyrule(m): 10:12am On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01: Be us dull, if i see questions, 70 isn't my passmark |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Pidginwhisper: 10:14am On Dec 08, 2019 |
DikeDiMighty:The CV is the emboldened. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Amanda4life: 10:15am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Madam one arm miracles |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 10:16am On Dec 08, 2019 |
pocohantas: Or it could be his own share of the 'Abacha loot' meant for the 'poor and destitute'. He was probably the only Nigerian to get a share of that money. There are always two sides to a story. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Harryase(m): 10:16am On Dec 08, 2019 |
The vice Presidents helicopter crash earlier in the year is nothing but a miracle. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Amanda4life: 10:20am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Madam one arm miracles in several Churches |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by luminouz(m): 10:22am On Dec 08, 2019 |
grandstar:This was my favourite back in the day. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kelvin30286063(m): 10:24am On Dec 08, 2019 |
That was last Sunday, when a woman shared testimony that her brother successfully crossed to Europe through the meditarean sea. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nickshrapnel: 10:28am On Dec 08, 2019 |
A woman put a chosen sticker on her gas cylinder and hasn't refilled in a year Crazy people everywhere 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by tck2000(m): 10:28am On Dec 08, 2019 |
ijewejones:lol |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OlawaleBammie: 10:31am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Pidginwhisper: Ahahaha see dissection...
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Goalnaldo(m): 10:38am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Back in the day in scripture Union, a man was always giving testimony about either his TV or radio. We always have a good laugh. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by 12inchDickson: 10:39am On Dec 08, 2019 |
post=84728168:apart from been a buharist, you have sense sometimes 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Kenneygirl:and e no go pass husband matter 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 11:01am On Dec 08, 2019 |
ijewejones:Jeeeeeeeeez! is that second pics for real? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 11:03am On Dec 08, 2019 |
OgaBuhari: Yes bro..you can read it up https://www.nairaland.com/5566240/two-die-lagos-pipeline-explosion |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 11:04am On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01:lies.. how can he remember those questions after he woke up? don't think we're sheeples that u could easily deceive us |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by uniqueflash(m): 11:07am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Donald95:an me too |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Louisboy22(m): 11:10am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Nickshrapnel:Nothing Abraham Nor Go See For 18 yard box |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 11:26am On Dec 08, 2019 |
This is my own testimony I came to Lagos on 17th November 2019 When I got to lagos because I entered night bust by 3:15 we got to Jiboyi I called the person I will stay in his house, he didn't pick calls then I messaged him on what'sapp after 2 hours he replied me he told me no space in his house that I should go back Tears gushed down from my eyes I couldn't hold it I cried publicly I prayed and prayed I called my Elder sister she said she didn't know any body in Lagos I called my mom I called the guy he said he doesn't want to hear from me Then I remembered one of my kindred I called him he said I should come to Ajah that he works for company I want to him on that faithful day being Sunday He bought food for me I thought I have seen helper I didn't know that devil was coming the guy suddenly changed he refused to give me food like b4 but I only had 500 naira I played bet9ja and won 23k I used 10k to play again but the games cut I played again and I won 13k I must tell you when I was at home I played over 90k I couldn't win but when I came to Lagos no brother no mother I started winning bets now that my brother that told me to meet him in Ajah refused to talk to me I begged him for 3 days that he should forgive me Anywhere I have done wrong that I'm only a human being and I'm bound to make mistakes but he refused when the madam, the owner of the designing company that he works came and asked him who is this guy he told her that I'm his brother that he invited me to come help her since they said he should look for some one to help him but madam said since I don't have experience about tailoring that I should leave the place or if I can accept to be washing her clothes when my kindred told me I told him I accept to wash her clothes for 20k and my kindred want and told her that I refused that I said 30k on Thursday I called my pastor he prayed for me and told me God of eleventh hour wil give me work tomorrow Then the following day Madam came , she saw me she asked me what I'm still doing here ? since I refused to be washing her clothes I said I didn't refused Ma' she said my Brother said I refused for 30k I said No that I will be washing it then she allowed me to Stay in her company I thank God even though the money is small it's better than doing nothing I pray to God for a better job or for a sponsor in my music because I accepted that offer because of my music 12 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 11:35am On Dec 08, 2019 |
lexxyrule:The man that gave him 68 did it intentionally. Saying no one can ever have a full score in his exam. BTW, our exam was over 70, CA was 30 |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by DaddyMorenike: 11:38am On Dec 08, 2019 |
Halle! Halle! Halelulyyyyah! I have been barren for 8years. After you prayed for my womb, I felt a sharp pain so I hurriedly ran to the house to make sweet love to my husband. He barely touched me, I knew I was pregnant with twins already. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 11:40am On Dec 08, 2019 |
OgaBuhari:Fortunately, I don't need to prove Jack to You. That's why it's called a miracle. Man was the Bible study coordinator at Anglican students fellowship in my school. He had this dream few hours to the first of the three exams.... |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 12:03pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01:which institution? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by sandyd: 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
post=84728168:This happened to me this year left the gas on from 7am to 12pm and came back to meet the soup on fire burnt but everything intact. Praise God. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by DikeDiMighty: 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
mansakhalifa:Or maybe she was telling a ridiculous lie. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kenneygirl(f): 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
OgaBuhari:You're totally wrong 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
sandyd:Wow! Thank God for your life sis. That can only be God. Please be more careful now o! Merry Xmas in advance Sandy! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kennitrust(m): 1:06pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
socialmediaman:reasonable post |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lekhad: 1:15pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
A Man killed himself and ran away |
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