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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Revolva(m): 1:21pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lokito: 1:26pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
WriterX: And you made us read this long, empty shii 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by TeeFriz: 1:35pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Kenneygirl: Amen me too 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lomprico(m): 1:44pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
cRobo: that means people getting jobs, married should not testify. abi? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by sheDD(m): 1:50pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
I came bbk from church now to see this ****Weirdest testimony***** The woman that gave this testimony was deferred by the moderator although she was the first in roll. Moderator said her testimony is highll luminating Woman; praise the Lord( in concise note) My sin in-law received 35 bullets but none killed. The 35bullet is totalled in exclusion to the 2bullet that was removed from his body b4 taking him to the letter hospital where the 35 bullets was exhumed. According to her, this deliverance came after her son in-law reported a dream to her in which he was shot by Fulani pple. And they prayed over it Guys I was jst freeze in my marrow |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by cRobo: 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
lomprico: How do you explain getting a without applying for it Explain how. Jobless man with no hopes of what to it suddend find a job and a dream wife in a month and get married the next months |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by tmcleo2k2(m): 2:46pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Please educate me sir: having access to questions before the exams (via whatever medium; dream inclusive) effectively makes one a *CHEAT*! Are you implying that God supported your Bible study coordinator to cheat? As a good man that he is supposed to be, I would have thought he would have refused to write that exam immediately he saw that the questions was the same. To me, his *tale* does not qualify as a miracle. anochuko01: 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by UniportAgbero: 2:56pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01: So God assisted him to cheat others? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by TVSA: 3:01pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
grandstar:I've heard this many times, all these people steal others fake testimony to tell somewhere else. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
tmcleo2k2: oga, if you have a problem with it, face God and leave me alone. na today people dey get revelation? this is somebody that would go into the villages for outreaches and evangelism when his mates were receiving lectures in class. so who are you to question the experience or what God does for him? sam adeyemi and pastor adeboye had the same experience as students. like i said in my original post, i am a church person and i even have more people with such stories. but what i have also discovered over time is that people who experience such end up becoming pastors. my room mate in school was also like that, he's now a pastor. would you also call prophets cheats? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 3:04pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
anochuko01: UniportAgbero: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by 1Sharon(f): 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Plead: Dey there may pant dey wear you. Do you know adeboye drove a car for many miles without petrol? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lomprico(m): 3:08pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
cRobo: did I say they did not apply for it? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Blackpearlous(f): 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Truefaith:Yes but we also acknowledge that the miraculous happen among believers |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Funkybabee(f): 3:43pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Go and read Joseph Ayobabalola biography.. u go tired |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 3:47pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Kenneygirl:that is every ladies wish na since marriage is the sole priority of every women. happy birthday btw |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by WriterX(m): 3:54pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
lokito: ![]() lokito: you had every right,chance and opportunity not to read it so if you want to be a typical Nigeria who would rather blame others for his or her mistake or misdeed then feel free alright, I owe you nothing. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by figure007(m): 4:30pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Brandstudio01:no place like this on lagos ibadan express way sir |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 4:55pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
it happened to me this morning on the way to the church as I was pinging and driving, I left the road and crashed into the gutter! broke my legs, broke my arms , car damaged beyond repair but nothing happened to my IPHONE , praise the Lord!!! |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Vivianagoja(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
A brother testifying how he dreamt of another brother kissing his girlfriend on the church alter |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Brandstudio01: More than 13 people died and you call this a testimony? You must be sick. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 5:39pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
ijewejones: How is that a testimony? That guy's life will never remain the same till he dies, that's if he survives those burns. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 5:41pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
post=84728168: Useless analogy. The guy who lost his property, did he tell you he doesn't serve God? |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 5:44pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
sammychimex: Did he tell you that he's scared of native doctors? ![]() Use your head before posting please. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
kingxsamz: You can't pronounce him dead when he's alive & breathing. I believe his life won't be same but thanks to God that he can testify to how he survived.. You see (how) it is a testimony |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by arodavoo(m): 7:13pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
My own testimony... I borrowed 200usd to trade indices only for me to loose the whole money, but God being faithful I went back to practice on demo until I was able to trade confidently. To the glory of God in few month have withdrawn close to 1000usd. December is here, check my profile to learn importation from china, turkey, Malaysia USA and UK And also importation of Hair from India, Cambodia and china |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lokito: 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
WriterX: You're talking nonsense. The writeup was like Nigerian movies with a bad, awkward ending, you're speaking English there. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by kingxsamz(m): 7:52pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
ijewejones: You're high. Shouldn't God have prevented that from happening to him? How is someone living in serious pains a testimony? ![]() Better off dead than to suffer in such gruesome manner. Smfu. |
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 8:27pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
kingxsamz: I'm really high bro..i don't really want to engage you on ur silly word usage towards me. But if you have issues with what God does/doesn't,channel your anger towards HIM. I only brought out evidence to back the question asked(tackle the evidence not me) You see you're looking for e-rant,which I'm not gonna honor. |
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