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Obsession by blapo(m): 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes. To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Penny.” He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.” The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dick, son, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.” |
Re: Obsession by carmelia(f): 11:12am On Nov 26, 2010 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by yinkalink(f): 12:59pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
manliWHAT!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by Nobody: 1:24pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Very funny! |
Re: Obsession by sweetliet: 1:27pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
im still looking for d joke |
Re: Obsession by Migines(m): 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
probably if u replace "manliness" with "d i c k" u'll fynd d joke |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:08pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^ u know, I was just about to say I don't get it but I do now ![]() ![]() so her son's name is Dickens!! @poster, cool joke!! - keep 'em rolling pls ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by DrSmile1: 9:18am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Modified for Naija A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes. To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Monica.” He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.” The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dickson, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick cockson up from school and go home.” |
Re: Obsession by Migines(m): 11:40am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Smh. Somethngs re beta left untouched. |
Re: Obsession by tanimz(f): 5:07pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
Ha! Good one! ![]() |
Re: Obsession by liaslo1(m): 9:55pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
well sha, yu try small |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:03pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
Nice |
Re: Obsession by blapo(m): 4:46pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
A man goes to see his bank manager one day and says: “I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?” “That’s simple,” replies the bank manager. “All you have to do is buy a big one and wait.” |
Re: Obsession by blapo(m): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said: "I built a big house for our mother." The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said: "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son: "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another: "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son: "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious. |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 8:46pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
The Chicken was delicious ![]() ![]() ![]() Funny ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 10:57pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Stale chicken joke |
Re: Obsession by StudioCFR(m): 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Hhmm |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:05pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Kunbee: Chicken Critic!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:08pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
I love it crispy fresh like kfc ![]() |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
'n red hot spicy - nor forget the all important spices ![]() |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
I hate pepper ![]() If i eat it, i would be in soo much pain ![]() |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:22pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
r u serious?? |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:33pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Yes, so i hardly eat outside or if i do i ask someone who i trust to taste it for me My face and mouth will be hot o, i wonder how people like pepper ![]() |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^ sounds like you're allergic to pepper then sowie ![]() ![]() |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
I am not o, my body just doesnt like it Even when i cook soup for my house everyone go know say na me dey kitchen cos it wont have any ounce of pepper ![]() |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 11:46pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^Lol!! then e mean say, pepper soup is definitely not your thing. . . |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 12:17am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Haaaaaaaaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You wan make i reach yonder |
Re: Obsession by EfemenaXY: 12:19am On Dec 01, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! ![]() |
Re: Obsession by blapo(m): 8:48am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer caused by his cigarette. His body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to ID the body, so they called his two closest friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to come in. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jim-Bob looked closely and said: "Yep, he's got burnt up purdy bad. Roll 'im over." So, the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said: "Nope, that ain't Bubba." The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was a little bit strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to ID the body. Billy-Joe looked at him and said: "Yep, he's burnt up sumpin' real bad. Roll 'im over." The mortician once again rolled him over, and Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said: "Nuh-uh, that ain't Bubba.” The mortician said: "How can you tell?" Billy-Joe said: "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes? That’s impossible!" said the mortician. "Yep. Everyone knew about it too, 'cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone |
Re: Obsession by StudioCFR(m): 10:56am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Stale Gist |
Re: Obsession by gidson12(m): 2:33pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
abeg, i no know this days e day hard me read all this things called jokes |
Re: Obsession by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
The joke no complete |
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