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Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by SKYloafFISH(f): 1:31am On Dec 09, 2019
I saw this on Facebook and wanted share here. In this Robbery narrative, you will find information on how to make decisions in relationships and Career wise.

During a robbery in America, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

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Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by 234reader2: 4:00am On Dec 09, 2019
Whoa this is a great write up
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by Nobody: 5:17am On Dec 09, 2019
lol
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by SpyAC(m): 6:00am On Dec 09, 2019
Very lovely
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by vikithor(m): 8:51am On Dec 09, 2019
learn how to drive very well, call us from contacts below
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by SKYloafFISH(f): 11:45pm On Jan 03, 2020
vikithor:
learn how to drive very well, call us from contacts below
In case there is a heist abi??
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by Cholls(m): 12:40am On Jan 04, 2020
SKYloafFISH:
In case there is a heist abi??
my sister I swear you no well. Do you have to stick that in
Re: Romance And Career Decision In Robbery by Veryfoolishboy: 1:17am On Jan 04, 2020
Nice

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