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Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 10:22am On Nov 27, 2010 |
When saying hello: 'Hi. Oh, I think you've put on some/lost some weight' (how e take consain you? is that how we built our friendship? whatever happened to the weather?) When consoling a bereaved person: 'I know how it feels' (really? sooooo) 'It was time for the person to go' (and you can say that because u're God or what??) 'Don't cry' (i'd like to see you stop me) I don't have earrings on at work that day 'aaww, what's wrong with you? are you ill?' (no, i'm having a nervous breakdown and skimped on earrings so u'd notice) 'are you a member of deeper life?' (yes, i converted last night. i only forgot to wear a ruffled skirt instead of trousers) |
Re: Silly Things People Say by googles: 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
In my books nothing beats "oh are you back ?" wen the person can actually see you are back or someone calls your personal line and asks who he/she is speaking with . . like wt?? you called me |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 1:20pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I’m training to die:s 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed? A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride. >:O 3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No, in the next one.=-? 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake? A: No. I'm sleep walking!(:| 5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/ 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-| 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y) 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They are Carrots.:* 9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! The SHIT is talking to you! |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
When chatting with someone: 'Why did it take so long for u to respond?' (Because contrary to ur opinion, I have other things to do beside respond to ur last comment within the next nano-second) |
Re: Silly Things People Say by iice(f): 8:56pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
Calling my house and asking 'Are you home?' No, i'm on the moon It's winter and telling me 'It's cold' No shiite sherlock googles:This one irks me. To be precise, the person says 'Who is this?' I either end up with saying who da hell are you or drop the call. iceblue:Another one that irks me I don't respond anymore if i see that. Pesin go tire dey talk to air |
Re: Silly Things People Say by MaiSuya(m): 11:27am On Nov 28, 2010 |
iceblue: 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed? my favourites. |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Mobinga: 2:36pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
iceblue: Best Post In Ages!! You are officially Mobinga Certified Mobinga © Certified ✔ ©InFiNiTy| Mobinga Inc |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Skidoc(m): 2:39pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
iceblue: I like this one. |
Re: Silly Things People Say by deols(f): 3:35pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
googles: ds is annoying. |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 1:03am On Nov 29, 2010 |
here are a few more dumbass questions!!! - some long lost family member hasnt see you since you were a kid and ask :"woah, you've become so big?" duh, you actually expected me to stay the same size as when i was 10yrs old?! - at the funeral, people crying and asking: why him, why him of all people?! well, would it make you feel better if it was YOU?! - you at the club/movies or some "funky" place like that and someone ask you: hey what you doing here?" shiiiiit, you think you were the only one who was going to enjoy this place?! - you at the restaurant and ask the waiter:"is the eba with egusi sauce good?" no, it taste like boiled plastic and you better get out of this restaurant asap. - someone you dont know too well see you smoking and asks:"oh, so you smoke?" no, i am just holding and puffing on this cigarette for a friend |
Re: Silly Things People Say by iice(f): 3:59am On Nov 29, 2010 |
MRbrownJAY: Ahahahahahahah |
Re: Silly Things People Say by MaiSuya(m): 11:31am On Nov 30, 2010 |
MRbrownJAY: ROTFLMAO!! |
Re: Silly Things People Say by diyobdw(f): 5:49pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
am enjoying this, when someone is leaving you ask[b] "are you going?"[/b] u see A price tag dangling on an item & you ask "is that the price?" You see someone going to the mosque and u ask[b] "are u a muslim?"[/b][i] meet my wife , oh dis is your wife? |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Mobinga: 6:09pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
diyobdw: I do that a lot. . . especially when the mart's prices are bleeping rip-offs |
Re: Silly Things People Say by chic2pimp(m): 7:11pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
iceblue: MRbrownJAY:Hehehehehehe Quality Jokes!!! |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 8:48pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
U've just had an accident/are about to give birth and u're gritting ur teeth in pain, and someone says 'i remember when i had an accident last month' - LADY, I don't want to dwell on mine, and i sure as hell don't want to hear about yours right now. How about focussing on helping me through the pain, hmm? someone sees u wearing a cast and asks ' did u have an accident?' - No, i'm just trying it on as a fashion accessory! 'are you crying?' - Nah, my eyes are leaking |
Re: Silly Things People Say by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Thanks Mobinga! But some of the things people say can be annoying even though they mean well. Like people who turn to doctors (even though u tell them u've seen one). Smh. |
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