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This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by Sheenor: 10:30am On Nov 28, 2010
This is strange, can you figure it out?



Just follow the instructions carefully.



Do the following exercise - it's guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no

trick or surprise. All that you need to do is answer the questions one at a

time and as quickly as you can.



Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until You've done each item.



Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)



∇

Psychic Test - Begin

1a) Think of a number from 1 to 10



1b) Multiply that number by 9



1c) If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together



1d) Now subtract 5



1e) Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to your number



(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, 4=d, 5=e, 6=f, 7=g, 8=h, 9=i, 10=j etc.)



2a) Now think of a country that starts with that letter.



2b) Remember the last letter of the name of that country.



3a) Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.



3b) Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.



4) Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.



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* Answer



Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

(If not then you are probably thinking of a Koala bear and eating an apple.)



Sheenor Explanation



1 * 9 = 9 (so we'll have to ignore 1c) and use 9

2 * 9 = 18 and 1 + 8 = 9

3 * 9 = 27 and 2 + 7 = 9

4 * 9 = 36 and 3 + 6 = 9

5 * 9 = 45 and 4 + 5 = 9

6 * 9 = 54 and as before, 5 + 4 = 9

7 * 9 = 63 and as before, 6 + 3 = 9

8 * 9 = 72 and as before, 7 + 2 = 9

9 * 9 = 81 and as before, 8 + 1 = 9

10 * 9 = 90 and 9 + 0 = 9



Thus we start with 9 - 5 = 4

The 4th letter of the alphabet is 'D'. Most likely country is Denmark.

Last letter is 'K'. Do you choose Kangaroo, or Koala?



Sheenor's Footnote



Other countries beginning with D: Djibouti, or possibly Dominican Republic.

Other animals beginning with K: Koala Bear.

Other fruit beginning with O: Olive - unlikely.





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Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 11:21am On Nov 28, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 11:35am On Nov 28, 2010
Studio first me reach here Kai to be honest OP i dont see any joke here and you trying to disturb my cool brain?
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by dubem3(m): 4:16pm On Nov 28, 2010
he just did a trick
may be the crime was telling you how he did it
or may be you dint settle down to follow the step
its not a joke
but do you know what some body had to go through to know
your most likely answers ?
atleast appreciate the fact that he did a little maths
and gave ur brain some xercise
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by 9jvirgin(m): 8:44pm On Nov 28, 2010
What is d meaning of dis baloney. Its beta u go to caleb primary school and teach d kids at nursery two quantitative reasoning.
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by liaslo1(m): 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2010
wetin be dis?

something i did when i was in primary 1
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by EfemenaXY: 11:13pm On Nov 28, 2010
Nice try @poster

but I actually went for Dominican Republic

so my final answer was different tongue
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by Kunbee: 11:37pm On Nov 28, 2010
I went for domican republic cheesy
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by EfemenaXY: 12:22am On Nov 29, 2010
^^ Cool!! cheesy
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 3:53am On Nov 29, 2010
Studio CFR:

Where is the joke?

bashy_demy:

Studio first me reach here Kai to be honest OP i dont see any joke here and you trying to disturb my cool brain?

To find the joke you need simple mathematics, which you both obviously lack. undecided
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 5:03am On Nov 29, 2010
tanimz:

To find the joke you need simple mathematics, which you both obviously lack. undecided
and do i have enough time to waste on what my Daughter will simple give an answer to
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 29, 2010
seriously i went for denmark and orange,
strange but really exciting grin
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 7:39pm On Nov 29, 2010
Tanimz
I dont have yo time - go and play with your mate'
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 7:59pm On Nov 29, 2010
No wonder i hate maths. I came up with Dikface and Orangutang This trick is insulting me
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 8:05pm On Nov 29, 2010
What a username

I bin think sey na only ten letters oh
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 8:15pm On Nov 29, 2010
bashy_demy:

and do i have enough time to waste on what my Daughter will simple give an answer to

Okay? undecided
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 12:22am On Nov 30, 2010
^^^ come na only me you see for here oya go face Studio i no go put mouth again ok
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 1:53am On Nov 30, 2010
^^ You dey fear? I no get anything to reply Studio. If you wan reply am for me, feel free to do so. undecided
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 6:17am On Nov 30, 2010
Fear who? just wanna be sure of your gender first before i know what am dealing with
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 6:47am On Nov 30, 2010
I'm aware of my celebrity status.

Na phuckup to me if i begin dey follow dis fiful make illegal noise.

(No Ofience)
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 7:23am On Nov 30, 2010
Look behind me nobody studio who are you talking to?
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 1:20pm On Nov 30, 2010
bashy_demy:

Fear who? just wanna be sure of your gender first before i know what am dealing with

And for ya mind now, you get gender, shey?
Eranko jatijati.
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On Nov 30, 2010
Chei
lol
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by niceone3(m): 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2010
That was a very nice puzzle. I did went 4 Denmark, kangaroo & orange
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 6:51pm On Nov 30, 2010
Studio CFR:

Chei
lol

Obo oshi.
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 1:19am On Dec 01, 2010
tanimz:

And for ya mind now, you get gender, shey?
Eranko jatijati.
them no born am well make she talk say na me she dey refer to here
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by tanimz(f): 4:39am On Dec 01, 2010
Bashy, na you I dey refer to. Wetin you go do?
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 7:26am On Dec 01, 2010
you know what? am sorry leave me alone i no get yout time heee
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 10:54am On Dec 01, 2010
Oti'e da be
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2010
No mind the yeye girl na person wey go beat her she dey find and me no dey beat woman
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by StudioCFR(m): 11:14am On Dec 01, 2010
Dat Area Scatter

I dey avoid her dis days
Re: This Is Incredible! You Must Try It! ! by bashydemy(m): 11:46am On Dec 01, 2010
i have been avoiding her too right from this moment

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