A farmer ordered a high-
tech milking machine.
Since the equipment
arrived when his wife was
out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his
"manhood" into the
equipment, turned on the
switch and everything
else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the
equipment provided him
with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When
the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the
instrument from his
'member'.
He read the manual but
didn't find any useful
information on how to
disengage himself. He
tried every button on the
instrument, but still
without success. Finally,
he decided to call the
supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line
with his cell phone (Thank
god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a
milking machine from
your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I
remove it from the cow's
udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the
customer service rep,
"The machine will release
automatically once it's
collected two gallons.
Have a nice day."

wtf!

*a good joke for d weekend*

Hahaha OMG!
Nice joke (silva)!

thanks, i bet that dude was bright

*Smiles briefly*

dani1luv:

thanks, i bet that dude was bright

ahhhhhh!dani!why u dey fall ur hand now?have u forgotten am ur lecturer?dis is d reason why ben-10 dey get A's while u dey getF.

Classic!

so funny

copied joke

bin gbagbo:

copied joke

pls post an original,we'd really love to laugh our arrrzzzez off