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Milking Machine Test. Lol by Deolaw: 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So he inserted his manhood into the instrument and turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon he realised the equipment provided him wt much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, he quickly realised he couldn't remove the equipment from his member. He read the manual but didnt find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument but no success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier customer service hot line. Hello I just bought a milking machine from ur company. It works fantastic but how do I remove it from the cow's udder. Dont worry replied the customer service rep. The machine will release automatically when it collects five litres. |
Re: Milking Machine Test. Lol by mickey339(m): 11:00pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Nice one. He shld kip enjoying |
Re: Milking Machine Test. Lol by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:31pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Lol dat guy own don finish |
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