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Man + Woman by iambaker(f): 2:09am On Dec 03, 2010
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Re: Man + Woman by StudioCFR(m): 5:23am On Dec 03, 2010
Make i laugh?
Re: Man + Woman by hbabe(f): 9:42am On Dec 03, 2010
Nice insight!
More food for thought than joke but nice all the same.
Re: Man + Woman by chakula: 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2010
Man + Woman= manwomen.
Re: Man + Woman by hizeek4real(m): 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2010
dis is creativity nd reality yan.

Re: Man + Woman by Migines(m): 9:24pm On Dec 04, 2010
^^^ nd y z dis picture all up in our faces.
Re: Man + Woman by ARareGem(f): 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2010
Some comments r true, a few r not. Not funny though. tongue

Na wa for this pic. undecided
Re: Man + Woman by EfemenaXY: 3:46pm On Dec 12, 2010
is this some sort of dating thread? undecided
Re: Man + Woman by Nobody: 10:58am On Dec 13, 2010
WHAT DA F shocked :oK with da pics
Re: Man + Woman by Nobody: 11:55am On Dec 13, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin @ pic    >>>>
Re: Man + Woman by bashydemy(m): 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2010
Nice one there OP keep it up
Re: Man + Woman by StudioCFR(m): 5:44am On Dec 14, 2010
I will

Thank u for the bad advice
Re: Man + Woman by bashydemy(m): 6:16am On Dec 14, 2010
what bad here Studio? you are such a stale

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