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Once Upon A Time In Lilu by monastik(m): 1:47am On May 15, 2011 |
Once upon a time in Lilu (visit www.monastikbest..com for more jokes) there lived a king . The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Due to a curse placed on her by an old witch, everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what, metal, wood, plastic; anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, the curse will be broken and she will be cured. ” The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king ’s wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, the hardest substance in the world. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. ” The princess did as she was told. She felt something hard. Though she turned red, she held it in her hand. And it did not melt! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was the object in the prince’s pants? (Scroll down for the answer.) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They were M&M ’s, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Hahaha (Call Cheat Is Out Again) Start Making Free Call With Mtn Glo Etislate only No wonder some business center are now making for 10 naira per minutes well coded man has done it again but is just for mtn, etislat and glo to any network. It is totally free just have up to 1 naira in your account and apply the codes very easy. Get the codes at www.online- home-jobs.com/27504.html then select your network and summit. As easy as. Dial it to your phone and start making ur free call |
Re: Once Upon A Time In Lilu by odutope(m): 8:16pm On May 16, 2011 |
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