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Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 1:00am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Caught my elder brother with his gal about kissing and he ask me to buy a biscuit that doesn't exist. Caught my neighbour watching mojo with his gal and I tried to enter but he stopped me at the door with his angry erected kpekus and told me "go play we no put film" Was busy eating my kuli-kuli and it fell on the floor but when I tried to pick it, a friend of mine step on both my hand and the kuli-kuli and said " leave am, Satan don chop am" We believe Babies are delivered from the Anus. Mixing Garri(dried) and jollof beans to increase the quantity of the food. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by Idowuogbo(f): 1:22am On Dec 08, 2010 |
hehe mixing food gat me did u really do dat |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 1:24am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Idowuogbo:stay there na |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by Idowuogbo(f): 1:27am On Dec 08, 2010 |
^ is dat y we are here |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 1:33am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Idowuogbo:I dont get it |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by hbabe(f): 4:15am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Aje pako boi! I thought mixing garri with beans was to give it another flavour. I did that and I still do it. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 4:20am On Dec 08, 2010 |
hbabe:*shakes head* sorry |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by hbabe(f): 4:29am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Hmmm? Abeg go buy biscuit jor. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 4:55am On Dec 08, 2010 |
which one? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 5:46am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Guy stop giving us dry joke* |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 5:53am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Xynerise, must you always embarrass yourself? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 5:56am On Dec 08, 2010 |
na today him don dey embarass himself?? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:06am On Dec 08, 2010 |
You no see say I talk "always"? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 6:08am On Dec 08, 2010 |
yes but u no dey make sense always. *No Ofience* |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:10am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Like say you dey make sense yourself. No ofience? You go primary school so? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 6:20am On Dec 08, 2010 |
no ofience na my own swagg* My personal swagg* |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:32am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Mumu, your life needs immediate remedial actions. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 6:36am On Dec 08, 2010 |
i dey complain? Midget |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:44am On Dec 08, 2010 |
E dey affect you socially. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 6:47am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Mumu u think sey i get your time? Fimile bayby fimile |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:50am On Dec 08, 2010 |
You're socially awkward. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by StudioCFR(m): 6:52am On Dec 08, 2010 |
what a temper Na by force? |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 6:53am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Na you sabi. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by hbabe(f): 10:33am On Dec 08, 2010 |
Wahala dey o. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 11:46am On Dec 09, 2010 |
@tanimz and studio. Calamity has caught up with u morons. You now insult urselves becos u insulted the great xynerise. You willl continue to throw scurrilous words to each other until your tongues turn blue Ise |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 1:40pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
xynerise: You this crayfish, are you alright like this? Let this be the first and last time that you'd practice the new words you managed to add to your vocabulary on. You get playmates, na wetin you suppose dey do with them be that. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by lysaa(f): 3:06pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
@Op NO. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by nodullin(m): 4:47pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
We believe Babies are delivered from the Anus. Grin yeah, yeahhhh |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 11:48am On Dec 11, 2010 |
tanimz:look here water-melon-a$$-lady,not because I use pigin always makes me a dunce. This is naija and I believe in originality. So stop acting like a girl from Ogun state. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by zerocool(m): 1:56pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
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Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by tanimz(f): 5:40pm On Dec 11, 2010 |
xynerise: See why you are a crayfish? You consider yourself a dunce? That's fine with me. I speak pidgin too, and I don't care if you're fake (which we all know you are ). And how do girls from Ogun State act? Mschew. |
Re: Did You Experience This In Your Childhood Days? by xynerise: 10:04pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
If I am fake what wil be my reward? |
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