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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by OnedejayOneluv: 2:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
Thank you for sharing this @MedTechworld. I am really impressed by the piece and they say what you don't know may kill you.
I love this line : Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end you may dies SATISFYING A WOMAN. Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?

But what about if you do not have sex for close to a year. Any side effect?

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by shineeye1: 2:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
Toks2008:


The place is cleaner than your mouth even after using mouthwash..except the lady has an infection.

There is a microflora that GOD in his infinite wisdom placed there and this bacteria is harmless to any one but it is responsible for making the place very clean. It is called acidophilus lactobacillus and that is why the place has a slightly acidic taste which makes it hard for harmful microbes to be there.

But a lady must maintain proper hygiene by first maintaining a hair free zone and washing the place with mild solutions else she might kill the beneficial microbe there.

For unmarried guys please stay clear but for married men biko chop that thing cos e dey sweet especially if she siddon on top your mouth dey grind am for your tongue Chai!

Sir, are you pastor Wilson?

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:17pm On Feb 07, 2020
no need for paranoia, the man was hypetensive, its the hypertension that killed him not sex.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:18pm On Feb 07, 2020
Godpikin4real:
What about us that like it long? Long as in long.
Get a Robot!!!

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:19pm On Feb 07, 2020
Toks2008:


The place is cleaner than your mouth even after using mouthwash..except the lady has an infection.

There is a microflora that GOD in his infinite wisdom placed there and this bacteria is harmless to any one but it is responsible for making the place very clean. It is called acidophilus lactobacillus and that is why the place has a slightly acidic taste which makes it hard for harmful microbes to be there.

But a lady must maintain proper hygiene by first maintaining a hair free zone and washing the place with mild solutions else she might kill the beneficial microbe there.

For unmarried guys please stay clear but for married men biko chop that thing cos e dey sweet especially if she siddon on top your mouth dey grind am for your tongue Chai!
Nonsense!!! undecided

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by 24kmagic: 2:21pm On Feb 07, 2020
Me I must use my Cassava to shift her womb oooo.

I cannot come and dull myself.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by ashawopikin(m): 2:21pm On Feb 07, 2020
medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/
abegi, OP something must kill a man
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by saintdeby(m): 2:23pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
my methods too, i gbadun u my guy
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:24pm On Feb 07, 2020
Only a stupid man does not know what this doctor wrote up here.

Any man whose aim is to trip or satisfy a woman will die young.

Women place the expectations of their joy and livelihood on men piling lots of pressure on men to satisfy them financially, emotionally, sexually and otherwise.

Don't live your life pleasing a woman.

Women are BAGS of Selfishness.

Women are designed to preserve themselves.

While men are designed to satisfy women.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 2:26pm On Feb 07, 2020
shineeye1:


Sir, are you pastor Wilson?

Pastor Wilson is a learner.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Liposure: 2:27pm On Feb 07, 2020
My brothers n sisters, know this. Sex is not a do or die affair. Rather its a beautiful n intimate expression of love between a man n a woman.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Agugbadin: 2:27pm On Feb 07, 2020
Nice one

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by davillian(m): 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2020
Some people that don't do any physical exercises
Go begin do marathon on top woman
Bros na die be that o,
You can't just wake up one morning and say you want to run marathon you would die after 30mins

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by abbatoir(m): 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2020
Toks2008:


The place is cleaner than your mouth even after using mouthwash..except the lady has an infection.

There is a microflora that GOD in his infinite wisdom placed there and this bacteria is harmless to any one but it is responsible for making the place very clean. It is called acidophilus lactobacillus and that is why the place has a slightly acidic taste which makes it hard for harmful microbes to be there.

But a lady must maintain proper hygiene by first maintaining a hair free zone and washing the place with mild solutions else she might kill the beneficial microbe there.

For unmarried guys please stay clear but for married men biko chop that thing cos e dey sweet especially if she siddon on top your mouth dey grind am for your tongue Chai!
I see
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by mrdino(m): 2:29pm On Feb 07, 2020
northvietnam:


which MOD?


na until dey add the headlines below before them go pushy front page

Northern group bans Amotekun.. or Mercy broke the internet with her dressing, Tonto Dike attends holidays in Dubai .

You forgot to include snake-related matters

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by henribj(m): 2:33pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise


You have said it all...
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Futureyahooboi(m): 2:36pm On Feb 07, 2020
I can't come and kill myself just to satisfy one lady after all my mama use tell me, no matter how many time you fetch water from the well it will never run dry for hours...

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by philos(m): 2:37pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise

Guy, you just nailed it.
You have the keys.
The action of the licking sends any normal woman to the THIRD HEAVENS!
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by golddare: 2:38pm On Feb 07, 2020
medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/

The hole that your grandfather and father dug so tey that they couldn't see the end but for your mind you must see the end, isolright.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Fisher007: 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2020
Lol
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by lucky4west: 2:55pm On Feb 07, 2020
nice write up and very educative responses, no be today man don de nank na, i started nanking in 1997 from ss2...on a good day i suppose don retire...if after 4 kids my wife still de ask harder! harder!! every time with lagos traffic and office stress abeg make she park well...from secondary school to uni days we don do all the rambo and commando tire abeg men take it easy man no be wood

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:59pm On Feb 07, 2020
When them dy ask who eat the leaf, dog go just raise em eye up and pay deaf ear because e know say e no dy chop leaf.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Jman06(m): 3:00pm On Feb 07, 2020
kokomilala:
@medTechworld,thanks for your piece! But I don't think there is a direct correlation between sex as an exercise and the duration and death.Do u not think it has more to do with the physical well- being of the man? The state of his cardiovascular system in particular.
I've engaged in long sex-40-50 nonstop and some15-20 bouts after that. Nothing happened to me and I didn't really need a breather. I only felt light afterwards.But I'm very fit.I've been working out for 23 yrs now and I maintain a very healthy lifestyle.
The man in question was hypertensive and at the same time he was combining antihypertensive drugs with Viagra!
The combination of drugs he was using was capable of causing the heart to pack up especially during prolonged sexual activities or other exercises that exert pressure on the heart.

Many people have died in this country from use of sex enhancing drugs.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Arijude(m): 3:13pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
I can't lick pvssy even if na that of wify. Tufia !

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Ekakamba: 3:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
This man.. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Experiences no go kee you.
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by zoghys: 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2020
Timileyin1234:

U go die

Sure, but not now. Just don't kill yourself before your time my friend, a word is good enough for the wise. Adiós

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by northvietnam(m): 3:23pm On Feb 07, 2020
Bebson007:


that's means you didn't insert your Dick well

Oga no be missionary I do Ooooo...
Na
Waterfall
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kokomilala(m): 3:24pm On Feb 07, 2020
@Jman06,yea.I read it,but she seems to be making a grand generalization of it.
In Madonna's erotic thriller,Body of Evidence, the opening scenes begin with an old man who has passed in the heat of ecstasy. He's watching his own sexual encounter. The police come; and see the vid still playing in the background...
So,I agree that that cocktail of anti-hypertension drug and sildenafil ,aka Viagra plus the huffing and puffing of sex was just too much for his heart.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by shoskid(m): 3:27pm On Feb 07, 2020
SOFTENGR:

You may not be lucky next time.
1hr is not much brother naturally
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Indispensable85(m): 3:31pm On Feb 07, 2020
Long sex is not necessarily good sex.
Try to know what makes your woman go crazy and apply it.
She'll get so satisfied. My woman and I don't exceed 30mins during sex,but she's always fulfilled because I know what drives her crazy.Immediately I'm done she would usually say thank you boss and take a sound sleep.It's all about knowing your woman closely.

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