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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Joystark(f): 10:17am On Feb 08, 2020
Chochovini:
. Yes we knw bt it shouldn‘t b pussy. Coz its meant 2 gv lyf not tk it.

Better that, than keke maruwa.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kikuyu1(m): 10:24am On Feb 08, 2020
You guys need cardio! Fundamental for nut control and stamina. Jog,cycle,light weight lifting for reps will add to your dee time.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by tojahh(m): 10:56am On Feb 08, 2020
calabardick:
Proverbs 31:3 says >>>My son don't spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.

No matter how good you're, irrespective of your beauty,, inasmuch as you're opening a gate to a dual carriageway instead of a door to a corridor, sister your appointment is terminated instantly, you're fired, I won't even bother going beyond the gate. It wasn't created that way, you destroy it because of high level of shareholders, whereas mine is still the way God created it so who supposed to make amendments?

I refuse to kill myself correcting your mistake. Go and sew it, or do whatever you want to then try the next victim.

I'm out.

Tojahh Come and see something.

Jesu!

Of what business of mine is it when the mileage of the engine has reach elastic limit? No, I don't even wait for you to cum... I cum and go.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 11:07am On Feb 08, 2020
kikuyu1:
You guys need cardio! Fundamental for nut control and stamina. Jog,cycle,light weight lifting for reps will add to your dee time.
Dont mind them.. Nigerians see exercise as a waste of time. I know my age but if i don't tell u will never believe and i can still do 90% of things i used to do even as a teen.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 11:09am On Feb 08, 2020
calabardick:
Proverbs 31:3 says >>>My son don't spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.

No matter how good you're, irrespective of your beauty,, inasmuch as you're opening a gate to a dual carriageway instead of a door to a corridor, sister your appointment is terminated instantly, you're fired, I won't even bother going beyond the gate. It wasn't created that way, you destroy it because of high level of shareholders, whereas mine is still the way God created it so who supposed to make amendments?

I refuse to kill myself correcting your mistake. Go and sew it, or do whatever you want to then try the next victim.

I'm out.

Tojahh Come and see something.
Chai...
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by boladale123: 11:15am On Feb 08, 2020
Toks2008:


Any round beyond 5mins is dangerous and doggy is the most dangerous style for any guy.

If a lady wan spend forever then let her just ride on it whilst the man lays on his back.

You can never ever satisfy a lady in the real sense cos what they have is just a hole without any need to sustain any muscular erection.
. Please why is doggy the most dangerous style,I need to know because that's my style??
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Adnanjanuzad: 11:26am On Feb 08, 2020
Uh no seeiose
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Adnanjanuzad: 11:33am On Feb 08, 2020
Wetin be sexxx
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 12:11pm On Feb 08, 2020
Godpikin4real:


Robot? Hell No. I'm a Naturalist, I believe in Natural Law. By the laws of God, if it is not Panadol, it can nefa b pandaol.
You are looking for someone who will spend hours there??
No kill someone's son o shocked shocked shocked
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kikuyu1(m): 12:37pm On Feb 08, 2020
dairykidd:

Dont mind them.. Nigerians see exercise as a waste of time. I know my age but if i don't tell u will never believe and i can still do 90% of things i used to do even as a teen.

Me too! I'm closer to 50 and started jogging mid 20s. I still do a 10 k in 45 mns if I really push it but knees pain a little along with some occasional back pain

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 12:40pm On Feb 08, 2020
eni4real:
You are looking for someone who will spend hours there??
No kill someone's son o shocked shocked shocked

How many people have u heard died as a result of that?
Williams Shakespeare once said"Of music is the food of love, play on...."
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 12:41pm On Feb 08, 2020
Godpikin4real:


How many people have u heard died as a result of that?
Williams Shakespeare once said"Of music is the food of love, play on...."
Hours o shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by archat: 1:04pm On Feb 08, 2020
Am so so I n love with this thread bros thank u xoxo much bitched Bleep the Bleep off
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by archat: 1:08pm On Feb 08, 2020
Stupid modafuckerin jerk
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Thoh(m): 1:35pm On Feb 08, 2020
Joystark:
Lol... No na.
why u pple also killing us
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
I swear bro. You be my G. This is all you could do. The "do your best and leave the rest sweet pass".
They are unsatisfiable. Unless you won die. Kudos to you brother
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2020
profilemessages:
thank God, mumu me, after 2 minutes I don cum, guys shebi I try,

you said I am lazy, idiot spent 100hours, after she has buried you, your driver, gardener, barber, tight freind, brother, uncle, cousin, step son and security will continue from where you stopped!!!
Brother no ki me naa �������

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by kayourcome: 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2020
Timileyin1234:
I just did 1hour with olosho na, and I didn’t die
keep it on. No be ones e dey come. Na gradual death dey eye you
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 4:16pm On Feb 08, 2020
boladale123:
. Please why is doggy the most dangerous style,I need to know because that's my style??

It exerts too much pressure on your spine and if you are not careful, you could fracture your penis cos in this position, the man exerts a lot of power into his thrusts, which can take a wrong turn if he gets careless.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by boladale123: 6:45pm On Feb 08, 2020
Toks2008:


It exerts too much pressure on your spine and if you are not careful, you could fracture your penis cos in this position, the man exerts a lot of power into his thrusts, which can take a wrong turn if he gets careless.

Thank you.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Kazeemakeem(m): 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2020
Godpikin4real:
What about us that like it long? Long as in long.


U like Waten
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Caseless: 8:27am On Feb 09, 2020
hmmm...
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Yamleg: 5:59pm On Oct 08, 2020
Toks2008:


When you lick or eat Titi, caro, Nkechi ...you must get cancer but if you do it with your wife and she is clean you can never get cancer. If e dey give cancer I for don get.

Merd man �

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