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Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:02pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Different levels of farting The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead. The Scientific Person One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
As per the topic - I'll go first I must be the anti-social type of person so readers, which group d'you belong to?? |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
efe, wats all these? |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
What's what?? u wan form say u nor dey obey the call of nature? 1 Like |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
who fit deny dat one? i agree with u, but it shouldnt be a topic for discussion |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:16pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
let's just say I'm in er. . .a very light mood so anything goes for discussion |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:24pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
ok oooo i hear u |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:25pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. "Tray-up, B1tch." |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:28pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:32pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Yayyyyyyyyyyy!! I've finally got our Canterkarous Complex Chemical Compound to laugh today Job done - so I'm out!! |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:33pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
lol, u no get sense |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:42pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Pot calling kettle black |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 3:44pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
me ke? i be good boy ooo |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 3:54pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
**scoffs!** |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 4:00pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
What?? |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:11pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
wetin?? |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by ElementG(m): 4:13pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
no corrupt me jor, i be gud pikin |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by Ladyrsky46: 4:51pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by HOTsnow(m): 6:52pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Element G VERSUS Efemanxyz:::i love seein both of u rub shoulders, i hope a man wont marry both of u, under one roof, Else!, hmm ? |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by blacksta(m): 6:58pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
yawns |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by babyme1(f): 7:13pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Nice one gurl. Blacsta go sleep jor,no oofience |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:14pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
baby.me abeg come vote me now |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by blacksta(m): 7:15pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: che u want to win by force - na wo - after u win - wetin be the price |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:27pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
I never tink reach dat side sef |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by Boomark(m): 9:35pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Efy, abeg number those farting tactics. my own methods plenty, i no fit list all of them. |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:44pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
^^lol na incomplete list - abeg help me stretch am a bit more |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by Nobody: 10:39am On Dec 13, 2010 |
abeg space remain to comment on these jokes, efe lovely jokes though on the first 1 i think i should be in the category of honest person |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by KDK(m): 9:28am On Dec 15, 2010 |
Am the honest person, |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by DAVE5(m): 2:46pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
then i guess i am the shy person |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by lysaa(f): 4:57pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
imprudent is fun. |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by jokingmary(m): 5:04pm On Dec 18, 2010 |
I think I'm the unfortunate person 1 Like |
Re: Now Let's Be Totally Honest With Each Other. . . by otodeluxe(m): 8:28am On May 28, 2012 |
I don't fart! |
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