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how does a blonde switch on the light after sex?

turns on the innerlight of the car

Do you know the difference between a Northern
girl and a blonde?

The northern girl says, "you can."
The blonde says, "you all can."

Did you hear about the blonde at the stop sign?

She's still there.

Q: How do you confuse a stupid blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit
in the corner.

heard of the two blondes going to disneyland,the saw a sign saying "disneyland left" and they turned back and went home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a
mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and
found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV,"
she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to
blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back
and again told the salesman "I would like to buy
this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he
replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went
for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new
color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a
few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a
blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied

Okay Now, Blondes aren't THAT dumb. Most blondes are really smarter than brunettes or black haired girls.

hot-angel:

Okay Now, Blondes aren't THAT dumb. Most blondes are really smarter than brunettes or black haired girls.

dont let them hear u outside o! blondes are really stupid...compared to those listed.

How can your level of intelligence be determined by the colour of your hair? It's fallacy.

IAH:

How can your level of intelligence be determined by the colour of your hair? It's fallacy.

exactly!

A funny fallacy

A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I'll show you."

She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!" So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?" The blonde says "Yes, why?"

The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger..."

seun I thinl you should see them urself men they are really DUMB.
I have one in my work place men ...................no words for her.

I don't think I catch your fun? Needs to be refined.

some guys really prefer blondes to brunettes wether they are dumb or not.
Casper am sure something is wrong between u and dat blonde in ur office. cherrs

two guys met at a dusty country road.One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens".

"Chickens,eh?" says one guy.Hey, if t guess how many chickens you've got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag,"iffin you guess right ,i'll give you both of them.

The other scatches his head and guesses,"um...five?"

Don't you think these guys are dumber than Blondes.

Just make sure that Dolly Parton doesn't hear you folks crack all these stupid blonde jokes

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

What do smart Blondes and UFO's have in commom?
You alway hear about them but you never see them.

What did the Blondes say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look,daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dail 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone.

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at up?
Run,she's got a grenade in her mouth.

How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is whiteout all over the monitor.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says ,"doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts,my arm hurts,my neck hurts,and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks,"were you ever a blonde?" "yes, i was."she replies."Why did you ask?" The doctor answers,Because your finger is broken!"

A blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said,"oh,look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said Where,Where?"

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Did you hear about two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive in movie theater?
They went to see "closed for the winter".

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

A blonde decided to kidnap a little boy in the park: she grabbed the boy and hurriedly scribbled a note in his pocket that says..''Your son has been kidnapped. Drop $10,000 on the park bench by noon tommorrow or else.....signed: The blonde'' and she promptly sent the boy home to his mother with the note.
By 11:00am the following day,$10,000 was waiting on the park bench with a note that says: ''dear kidnapper, here is the ransom money you demanded. It is cruel that one blonde will do such a thing to another!''

just saw this.

blonds aint that dumb. i dont think they are dumber than anyothers be them brunnets, red haired, golden or anyothers 4 that matter

nice one medube the best i've read bot blonde so far.funny

How did blonde jokes start anyways

Here on NL, Casper started it!

Why did the blonde change her hair colour before the test?

Answer: She was trying Artificial Intelligence

@dayojong, very funny 

Dorcas:

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why can't Blondes dail 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone.

A blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said,"oh,look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said Where,Where?"

I love those.It shows how stupid and dumb they are.


I really feel pity for blondes because this is too much.
Are they that dumb that you can't stop saying all these about them??
I wish i could help!!!
Wahala dey for blondes o!!!

men date blondes but marry brunettes...... not all blondes are dumb, also i think this joke came from the folks with black hair as a way to cover their inferiority complex, you know the idea of blondes being finer than brunettes, all the same you guys should take it easy on them

-what did the blond say to her doctor when the told her she was pregnat?
-do you think it's mine?

-whats dumber than 2 guys building a bridge in the desert?
-2 blondes trying to fish off of it

-a cop pulls over a blond driver for going to wrong way on a one way street
"where do you think you're going?" he asks
"i dont know but i am having second thoughts about it," she says "Everyone else is leaving.

-what did the blonde say when she entered an antique shop?
-"whats new?"

-why dont blondes ever double their receipes?
-because their oven wont go over 750 degrees.

-what is the difference bettween the TITANIC and a blonde?
-they know how many men went down on the TITANIC!

-what is the difference between first class and a blonde?
-some guys have never been in first class!

-what did the blonde ask the professor during a lecture on Nuclear Fission?
-"what do you use as bait?"

-a blonde orders a pizza and the counterman asks,
"would you like it cut in 12 peices or 6?"
"oh 6 peices," replies the blonde. " I could never eat 12"

-what do blondes and condoms have in common?
-if their not on you D!ck then there in you wallet

-how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-2 one to screw it in, and one to write about the experience!

and one that has nothing to do with blondes but i decided to put it in anyway...
a chicken and an egg were lying in a bed. the chicken was smiling and smoking a cigarette, but the egg looked distrought.
"Well," said the egg "I guess that answers that question..."

Actually, i don't like blondes. I like black haired girls, i think they're prettier.

What has blondes done 2 dserve all dis. Kno fully well dat they aint dat bad. If u do watch dis soap opera 'gardener's daugther, d most conspicious blonde - consuelo, is very witty n cleva. Hence, blondes aint dat stupid afterall.

Hilarious thread!
Casper , the one about the microwave , outta this world!!  

Just had to post this.

America's Blonde Female Alliance (ABFA) decided it was time to put an end to the dumb blond cliche. It was to b a decisive end and required nationwide attention so they organised a one day convention in Madison Square Garden. The turnout was impressive. All across the arena was a sea of blondes.It was the largest gathering of same hair coloured individuals in the history of the world and it was beautiful. Reverend James Tucker, a strong equal opportunity advocate mounted the podium and began to speak:

Rev: Tonite, I lend my voice to the blond nation to say this dumb blond myth must be done away with ,

Crowd: YES!!!

Rev: For we are all God's children and He made all things beautiful in His time ,

Crowd: YES SIR!!!

Rev: And so, in the presence of over 400 million viewers worldwide, we'll put to rest this myth once and for all by conducting a simple test ,

Crowd: Go Ahead!!!

Rev: (Randomly selects blond lady from audience) , Would you be kind enuf to tell the world what 5 added to 5 is?

Blond: 55?

Crowd: GIVE HER ONE MORE CHANCE ,

Blond: 25?

Crowd: ONE MORE CHANCE ,

Blond: 10?

Crowd: ONE FINAL CHANCE ,

OMG!The one about the chicken and the egg, hilarious

Nice

loool, sillility ov da highest order,