ode remo:

Beef,
i dey watch yor man for ohTv.
Well he is humble ohhhhhh,
That guy wey wan turn olopa no know nothing. Nigeria olokpa na yeye.
Left nija abt 6wks ago na soso fight i dey fight them.

I tuned to OHTV when you first posted and didn't see GEJ, it was just Adeboye talking about back pain and someones life being like a goat going round in circles! Damn! That freightened me away!

Anyways, this guy that wants to join the police has obviously recieved 7 slaps from the spirit of "roger." He needs 40 days fasting and prayer.

D-sense:

You don kill me ooo
That your plan no work oooooo
I dey come naija tomorrow

i guess your sense of perception is not strong enough. oh well you gotta come naija be dat.

Beaf:

I tuned to OHTV when you first posted and didn't see GEJ, it was just Adeboye talking about back pain and someones life being like a goat going round in circles! Damn! That freightened me away!

Anyways, this guy that wants to join the police has obviously recieved 7 slaps from the spirit of "roger." He needs 40 days fasting and prayer.

you guys make it sound like its a curse to join the police force. wow.

Get real my brother, I will advice that you come home and move with real people - hustlers, then you will really know what 9ija is all about . Nigeria POLICE IS THE MOST DEGRADING OF ALL NAIJA PROFESSION . you had better get the notion outta your head and stay where you are, nigeria police my foot .

badex11:

Get real my brother, I will advice that you come home and move with real people - hustlers, then you will really know what 9ija is all about . Nigeria POLICE IS THE MOST DEGRADING OF ALL NAIJA PROFESSION . you had better get the notion outta your head and stay where you are, nigeria police my foot .

i am not joining for prestige. i am joining for 'control'

buzugee:

i am not joining for prestige. i am joining for 'control'

Are you telling me you will prefer to loose your prestige for control?

badex11:

Are you telling me you will prefer to loose your prestige for control?

you do know that with my credentials i will not be joining to be on street patrol right ? i will join and be put in the middle ranks. something like the equivalent of a major in the army. so i will have my own official car and a driver and a siren to clear all you plebeian suckers of the road when i am coming through get out of the way you plebeians, a top police brass is coming through

i know yall didnt think i was joining to be the common police on the streets ? did you ? is that why yall was trippin ?

buzugee:

you do know that with my credentials i will not be joining to be on street patrol right ? i will join and be put in the middle ranks. something like the equivalent of a major in the army. so i will have my own official car and a driver and a siren to clear all you plebeian suckers of the road when i am coming through   get out of the way you plebeians, a top police brass is coming through  

hmmmmm, well that sounds good as long as you don't get carried away along the line.
Anyway goodluck to you, remember to invite me to share enjoy in your 'security power' when you finally become a major.

badex11:

hmmmmm, well that sounds good as long as you don't get carried away along the line.
Anyway goodluck to you, remember to invite me to share enjoy in your 'security power' when you finally become a major.

i aint getting carried away anytime you need a car cleared at the port, protection from custom when you travel into nigeria, when you wanna party at night and dont need checkpoint harrasment etc etc ? come holla at me i got your back

buzugee:

i aint getting carried away anytime you need a car cleared at the port, protection from custom when you travel into nigeria, when you wanna party at night and dont need checkpoint harrasment etc etc ? come holla at me i got your back

You are so sweet, lol . Thanks.

this shall be me in nigeria

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that guy is the chief police inspector

badex11:

You are so sweet, lol . Thanks.

anything for a fellow nigerian sister

Another ole aka nigerian police in the making. Lol

Goodluck

Ileke-IdI:

Another ole aka nigerian police in the making. Lol

Goodluck

you know it gurl how are ya ?

buzugee:

you know it gurl how are ya ?

Feeling blessed, thanks.

So, keresimesi is coming and you wan join naija police union asap abi? You get sense jare, you know where all the illegal money be at.

Ileke-IdI:

Feeling blessed, thanks.

So, keresimesi is coming and you wan join naija police union asap abi? You get sense jare, you know where all the illegal money be at.

this aint bout money for me. its about control. and this will only happen if i decide to settle in nigeria. in naija there are the preys and the predators. no way i am going back to that country to join the ranks of 'prey'

buzugee:

this aint bout money for me. its about control. and this will only happen if i decide to settle in nigeria. in naija there are the preys and the predators. no way i am going back to that country to join the ranks of 'prey'

Nigerian men and their desire for control. Tsk tsk.

So you don't want to join for the greater goods of human society? To fight for what you believe is right, even if a grenade is being thrown at you? Feed the poor with the little money you have? Go to the north to exterminate illiterate almajiris and boko harams? Etc


Look at me, what am I even saying?

^^^Bad girl in d house!

Lol awww am blushing. Thanks dear.
I'll send you a pack of gum for keresimesi this year, just for being nice to an old lady like me

Old lady . . . .
I'm off to the fridge to grab a bottle of Blue Label

Lol

lol ;d

Ileke-IdI:

Nigerian men and their desire for control. Tsk tsk.

So you don't want to join for the greater goods of human society? To fight for what you believe is right, even if a grenade is being thrown at you? Feed the poor with the little money you have? Go to the north to exterminate illiterate almajiris and boko harams? Etc


Look at me, what am I even saying?

ermmm none of the above. except the feeding the poor part. i no get time for drama.

I dont know how you guys didnt pick up on this but if Bugzees friend is a Brigadier General in the Army, then his life is wasted and he shouldnt really be dreaming of joining the police. A very young Brigadier in the Army would be at least 41 thats is if he finished NDA at 21. How the hell do you want to join the army at 40? Even if you managed to join you will be a Brigadier at 60! A fool at 40, is a fool forever.

GEJ has finally turned to a political begger! Why didnt he answer d question of how many terms he wants to rule? E GBAWA

norrisman:

I dont know how you guys didnt pick up on this but if Bugzees friend is a Brigadier General in the Army, then his life is wasted and he shouldnt really be dreaming of joining the police. A very young Brigadier in the Army would be at least 41 thats is if he finished NDA at 21. How the hell do you want to join the army at 40? Even if you managed to join you will be a Brigadier at 60! A fool at 40, is a fool forever.

i did not say my personal friend. i said a FAMILY FRIEND. i have family friends who range in age from 10 to 70. his mum and my mum are best friends. and i think the guy finished NDA at 19. stay focused

akoraye:

GEJ has finally turned to a political begger! Why didnt he answer d question of how many terms he wants to rule? E GBAWA

dunno anything about nigerian politics. the only thing i know is that no politician can help that country until the people either start paying taxes or start helping themselves. politicians in nigeria are not involved in the micromanagement of nigerian lives. nigerians have to assume that role for themselves.

lmao. I don laugh tire. Funny thread

vanitty:

lmao. I don laugh tire. Funny thread

you dont say

This guy who wants to join the police and claims he does not understand pigeon English. First lesson is Wetin you carry