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Badagry Woman In London by Kennyblues(m): 8:15am On Dec 21, 2010
I met a Badagry sister in London recently. She was so excited when she saw me and our conversation goes thus:



Sis: Bros - Are you from Naija

Me: Yes I be Nija man, you no hear my broken English so,

Sis: Yes ooo, am happy. I dey try go London city bros, u fit tell me how to?

Me: Ha, sister, he no far from here, just get on bus number 58 and it will take you there, straight,

Sis: bros thank you. U too much



2 hours later on my way back from the mall, I saw the lady still standing at the bus stop and decided to ask why she is still there:



Me: sis, you still dey here?

Sis: yes ooo, I just count bus no 53 wey just pass go now, na only 5 remain make I come enter,



Me: mouth Wide open, speechless,
Re: Badagry Woman In London by eldav(m): 8:20am On Dec 21, 2010
U Try
Re: Badagry Woman In London by KDK(m): 8:22am On Dec 21, 2010
​​L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=Dcheesy=))winkÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ =D. Is dat 4 real?
Re: Badagry Woman In London by Kennyblues(m): 8:25am On Dec 21, 2010
eldav:

U Try

But you no clap for me now
Re: Badagry Woman In London by eldav(m): 8:30am On Dec 21, 2010
how u take know?u dey do demon?, hehe

ur joke make sense,well dan!
Re: Badagry Woman In London by bashydemy(m): 11:34am On Dec 21, 2010
LWKMD nice post jare
Re: Badagry Woman In London by Kunbee: 9:56pm On Dec 21, 2010
hmmm
Re: Badagry Woman In London by cordj2: 1:04pm On Jan 02, 2011
avun, otatowe makpe-------- big up my badagry sisters/brothers
Re: Badagry Woman In London by StudioCFR(m): 1:25pm On Jan 02, 2011
lol
Re: Badagry Woman In London by DAVE5(m): 12:18am On Jan 03, 2011
i laff in pidgin
Re: Badagry Woman In London by EfemenaXY: 12:26am On Jan 03, 2011
Nice! smiley
Re: Badagry Woman In London by bashydemy(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2011
Ok

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