(1) After service one sunday,tis announcement came up."All sisters in search of fruit of the womb should please meet the pastor in his vestry by 6pm today". (2) Three pastors were dicussing what they ussually do with sunday collection.1st pastor;'I put all the money in a tray,draw a line and throw the money up.The ones that fall on the left side of the line belongs to Me,those on the right side belong to God". 2nd pastor;"mine is almost the same,just that I draw a circle on the ground and throw the money up,the ones that fall in the circle belong to me,the ones outside the circle belong to God". 3rd pastor;"You people know how to waste time.I just throw the money up,anyone God Catches he will keep and the rest are mine"