‎​‎​The dialogue ensued btw Santa and I.
this morning:
Santa: Good Morning Son. Merry Christmas
David: Santa Baba. Double twaile. Wetin dey happen? Wetin u bring come ?
Santa: let me have your wish list
David: yes oooooo. Baba Claus, u too much. (And I gave him my list)
, I want double promotion in my Bank
I want arsenal to win the premiership for the next 20 years
I also want arsenal to buy Messi,Ronaldo,Iniesta,Gareth Bale,Bastian Schweinstiegger,wes sneijder,gonzalo higuain,steven gerrard,yaya toure,iker casillas and fernando torres
I want Nepa to give us light for the next 100 years without a single outage
I want M.K.O Abiola to be President
I want our road network to like America's
I want to marry Eva mendes and Angelina Jolie on d same day
I want women to have babies via a printer
I want zimbabweans to stop packing money in a wheel barrow just to buy bread
I want to be in spartacus season 2
Where the hell is Osama santa ? Since 2001 fa ? Haba !!!!!
Who killed dele giwa?
I want a ferrari
$1million (not Zimbabwean dollars o)
I want lekki road toll to be N10
I want Michael Jackson back
I want senators' jumbo pay
I want lois lane to be a lil bit smarter (even a fool knows clark kent is superman. Duuuhhh)
I want all my extracted teeth back. ALL o
And X-ray vision
I want Nigeria to be like U.A.E
At this point, Santa couldn't take it anymore so he shredded the list in anger and pointed a red gloved finger at me yelling:
"U dis foolish boy, I am father christmas,not fadeyi oloro,prof peller or david copperfield. Ode buruku, omo osi, apa omo, omo alainironu, omo ale (by d way santa is from Finland so I was confused by his crisp Yoruba) omo amunibinu, I should have known flying to Nigeria was a waste of time. So santa stormed out in anger &By d time he got out, Akoka boys had stolen his reindeer for asun and his sleigh was badly damaged by our bumpy Obayan road. He had to take okada to his next stop.if u see santa on okada today,don't ask him 4anything.he's pissed o

I hear u.

His wife is missing him

Ok

Hahahahahahahahhaha,lmao. Santa will neva pass ur house again

Crazy Joke!!

Nice 1 @poster

Thanks @efe, happy new year, lol

You're welcome

and happy new year to you too man

Thanks, hope you won,t beef me this year

Lol!

I'll try very hard not to. . .

LWKMD LMAO LOL. . . Boys dey vex o.

Thanks @efe, lol @Jesse

Dry as harmattan

thirty kposa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for you

I love Santa's reply! He no dey ever disappoint!

@ poster u sef u greedy ohh

Kunbee na only you get 4 head abi

See the wish list

Not a bad attempt though

Not a bad wish liast though. . . But let's be frank here. . . You didnt ask for too much . . . . .

Dafemo:

Kunbee na only you get 4 head abi

And na only you get pencil shaft

kunbee

alwayz show minded.

mtschew.

Show or slow

Pls when you know how to spell get back at me

exactly what u read.

if u cant understand dat,den d 'slow' can come in.

Back to sender

I dodge am.

Guy what about those that don't understnd yoruba.ur post is trabalistic

help us interprete am sef

Efe!efe!u don come agin

you keep screaming ma name like dat go result in u getting a hard on

now get a grip jor!

bllloooody heeelllll!

Grip on what?mark am down