A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?”

The 60 year old responded, “Who said he was dead?”

The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he and is he very active?”

The 60 year old responded, “Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer.”

The doctor couldn’t believe it. “Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?”
The 60 year old responded again, “Who said he was dead?”

The doctor was astonished. He said, “You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?”

The 60 year old said, “He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that,” said the patient, “my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again.”

The doctor said, “At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?”

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, “Who said he wanted to?”

Bin it.cant c d funny side at all. Can u pls point out the punch line in that joke?

@Poster

you've really got me hooked

now finish the joke pls. . .

cant u see the man is a PSYCHO

@op, if that is the punch line, then i think u deserve a ban frm the joke section.
There wasnt any line to punch. Its like driving on a motorway without lanes.
Sorry.

dammit dis si funny d man na correkt psycho

this is the dryest joke i ever heard, nothing to laff about here,

1stknight:


dammit dis si funny d man na correkt psycho

you see beyond human despite the confused state of the joke u still understand

check out this

[size=14pt]14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job
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1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

^

Tell dat to ma boss.

Blah!!!!!!!!!