Great update

no b small IndecentStar lol
thanks for the update.

thanks boss... watin for next update... madam Stella in trouble... any news from profit and madam Stella' daughter?...

I miss Johanna and profit ooo

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.





Episode 155




I whistled and switched off my television and continued going about my campaign in a coded way with delegates, I was coming out of the government house when some team of pressmen met me and started bombing me with questions.

Press man: what do you say about what Senator Badmus said about you?

Me: what did he say?

Press man: that you have no political weight.

Me: what do you mean by political weight? is it being twenty years in government with nothing to show for it or to be at retiring age to contest for governorship election?

Press man: sir, do you have anything to say to Senator Badmus?

Me: I will start taking him serious if he eventually upload a selfie snapped on his village road.

I don talk my mind so I waka commot with security aides chasing me upadan, when I got home my media handler started telling me about Madam Stella reprisal against Aisha.

She had uploaded a video were Aisha is seen with hard drug and a gun, those two were at each other destroying themselves after I sent that video to Aisha and she fell for the bait.
After some days EFCC were doing initial gragra to arrest Aisha but everything went away after another news replaced it.

I was fortunate enough for Senator Ben to be disqualified entirely, he will surely back me up against Senator Badmus since I have 'cause bad blood betwixt them.
A day to the election I gathered all the delegates and entertained them and also made them twenty thousand naira richer before they left my house.

The new Governor and I drove to the stadium the next day for the primaries and I was fortunate to get the party ticket, I was given an old man to fly the party to victory, wetin be this?

Well I still managed to continue my good works around the state, constructing roads and fostering development through engaging serious youth with livestock farming, and majorly poultry, I too like chicken.
I was surprised when I received a call from Profit, I picked the call and waited for her to say something but when she eventually said nothing I had to speak.

Me: are you back? *two minutes later*

Profit's voice: yes.

She ended the call and I eventually got the message she was passing that she wanted to see me, I prepared myself and went to visit her.
On getting there the gateman be wan ask yeye question na so my bodyguards jack am put one corner open the gate for me to breeze in.

When I came down from my car and saw her standing in the porch my breathe caught in my throat, she looked so amazing glittering under the light.
I walked over to her and became nervous the way she was looking at me.

Me: when did you return?

Profit: early enough to help you win the primary election.

My mouth opened slightly while I looked at her puzzled on what she was talking about.

Profit: have this?

I took an envelope she stretched to me and opened only to find out it has to do with medical report, my HIV status was the first paper I got my eyes on.

Profit: why do you even have to lie about your HIV status?

I didn't even know where to start from or even end it, she will go gaga if I told her that I did it to marry Veronica and even if I lied to her about it why do I marry Veronica after she is gone, I no even get answer for her question.

Me: am sorry.

Profit: you are sorry? do you even care about my feelings and how I feel when I find out?

She just dey para anyhow and local man was confused because all I did was to watch as she keep lamenting about how frustrated she was with me.

Profit: Johannah is your daughter.

Me: what?!

Profit: you heard me.

I unfolded the second paper and read a shocking revelation from it.

Me: how is it possible?

She sat on a couch positioned close to a flower in her porch, I had to join her so that I can understand the magic I used in impregnating her without sleeping with her or is it another Aisha stunt?

Aisha: don't you remember the night of your graduation club party?

I shook my head 'cause that day was obviously the first time I drank alcohol and gone off to Pluto the whole time of the party.

Me: I didn't even know when I get home.

Profit: we had se-x that day and Johannah was the result.

Me: can I see her?

Profit: yes, she is sleeping in her room.

I stood up expecting her to follow but she didn't even bother to move her heavy a-ss from the couch, I got inside Johannah's room and saw her sleeping soundly.
Very cute and sensible baby she must be asleep due to tiredness, I got close and touch her cute face she mumbled something and moved her face.

I cut her hair and took it with me, I no trust these virginia people again what if is another display of mumu button from the group.
I went down and met Profit on her feet.

Me: am sorry about everything, I don't even know where to start from.

She came close and leaned forward for a kiss, I captured her lips and chewed on those beautiful lips dragging her breathe away. We were both fast breathing when we end the kissing section.

Profit: I already did.

With that she went inside while I proceeded with the hair, now I know who cut off the Abuja delegates from coming to the primary because the big belle senator was banking heavily on them, now I know why her surname sound heavy anytime I see pronounce it.

After few days Aisha and Madam Stella have already roped themselves with law, EFCC don turn them to customers as their two mysteriously disappeared from the country and I wonder what kind of cruise the country system is catching with it citizens.

My doctor called me after I had sent Johannah's hair to him to confirm her DNA, I drove to the hospital and met the doctor on seat.

Doctor: sir, there is no doubt she is your daughter.

Me: thank you.

I didn't even know how to react because Profit may seem to be a good lady but I have offended her a lot to even demand for her love, including Johannah who wanted me to rescue her from returning to the State and I eventually did nothing.

I was still thinking about how my life is going when my phone rang, I looked at the screen and saw Sassy was unable to get any information from police concerning my daughter's whereabout after the kidnap.

Me: Sassy, is that you?

Sassy's voice: ofcourse, who do you fu-ck will be using my phone to call you?

Me: you haven't stop fu-cking until this time, how do you know am alive when you left me in the hospital to die?

Sassy's voice: I had to do that to save your daughter's life.

Me: you mean Baby is alive?

Sassy's voice: what the fu-ck was I saying?

Me: can you stop fu-cking? I hate jokes.

Sassy's voice: I ain't joking.

I jump like mad man shout if no be say my security aides dey reason small them for don ask me if I don mad or something.

TBC..

wow....wonderful.... This is getting interesting..can't wait oo..update abeg..
nice work Elvic..really really wonderful work..

Our own next governor, see as u ranks and titles dey increase with each update. Oya add this_"father of many nations". Great update, more inspiration...

waooo �...now let see profit vs sassy...the film go Long

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu-ck Fakers


Episode 156



I could hear Sassy's voice calling out my name from the phone speaker, I put the phone back to my ear.

Sassy's voice: are you there?

Me: why not? where are you guys now.

Sassy's voice: I have booked a flight to Nigeria, Baby wants to speak to you.

Emotions nearly choke me, I asked Sassy to hand over the phone to my beautiful daughter.
When I heard her tiny voice call "daddy" tears gathered in my eyes.

Me: my love...

Baby's voice: daddy is it you, hope you ain't with mommy in heaven. Daddy don't talk to me in heaven, please daddy I have missed you.

Me: what do you mean by heaven?

Baby's voice: aunt mom said you have gone to heaven, to join mommy to become a super human. I don't want to be a superman, I want you to be my daddy.

Me: *I laugh, yeye pikin* I am not in heaven.

Baby's voice: daddy you are laughing at me, tell me sorry daddy.

Me: sorry, Baby.

We talked some more before I ended the call and something crossed my mind, I stood akimbo and looked up to the sky and saw the sun sending a message about how gloomy the future will look like, the dance I wanted to dance disappeared from my mind sharp sharp.

I entered my car and drove directly to meet Profit, when I got there her security told me she is in the gym. I looked for her there and saw her exercising, her out-fit got me staring at that her a-ss.

She turned and saw then she smiled revealing her dimples, she picked up her towel and cleaned her sweaty face.

Me: good morning, CEO.

Profit: *she chuckle* good morning, your excellency. Do you want to see your daughter?

Me: I want to talk to you.

She gave me a surprise look before we went a bench in her big gym room and sat, I couldn't stop staring at her cleavage.

Profit: hope you are not planning to rape me *smiling*

Me: you are not serious.

We both laughed and we were both quiet suddenly, I made up my mind.

Me: I wanted to tell you about something.

Profit: you told me that earlier, go on.

Me: I never knew Johannah was my daughter and I promised my girlfriend marriage, I couldn't fail to do that even if I had feelings for you. Things went down south and she got killed everything changed, the governor's daughter came into the picture.

Profit: you mean the late governor? *I nod*

Me: yes, he made me promise him to marry his daughter which was his last wish, I wanted to honour his last wish but couldn't because I was in coma for Months.

Profit: do you want to marry Sassy?

I was surprised by her direct question wondering why she dey attack me like that.

Me: I want to marry who I love.

Profit: do you love me?

She looked deep in my eyes and I couldn't answer that because I don't know how Sassy will feel if I go behind her and make all these arrangements. She faced me and captured my lips allowing her tongue to slid inside my mouth, we kissed for some minutes before she broke the kiss.

Profit: you don't have to answer me, your daughter is in the garden.

She got up and ready to walk away.

Me: am sorry

She looked back and smile then nodded, and walked away. I headed to the garden and saw Johannah reading her book, the garden is very neat and beautiful.

She looked up at me saying nothing, I had to sit with her and remained quiet waiting for her to speak up but she didn't.

Me: Johannah sweetheart.

She didn't say anything, I said a lot of things but she didn't answer me. Profit came into the garden later looking breathe-taking, always stunning me with her beauty.

Me: why is she not saying anything to me?

Profit: she doesn't want to talk to anyone, Johannah baby.

I felt my pocket and discovered that the DNA report is in my pocket, I brought out the envelope and gave it to her.
She took it and raised her eyebrows then removed the paper from the envelope, and glanced through it then her eyes bulged.

Johannah: are you my daddy?

Me: yes, you are my daughter baby, am sorry.

Johannah: you are my daddy *looking at her mom*

Her mom nodded and she hugged me immediately smiling, through out that day the little girl didn't close her mouth always jumping on my body telling me to carry her, and she heavy die.

We had lunch together and she asked me to feed her, she told me a lot about their stay in America and asked me to follow her to America someday to visit her friends there so that she will show them her daddy.
Anything she requested I was on the yes side, she slept off on me while we were watching movie and my phone rang.

I pulled out my phone and saw the caller was Sassy, I looked at Profit her eyes were on me. I decided to answer the call.

Sassy's voice: hello, where the fu-ck are you? am with your daughter in the airport.

Me: am on my way.

I ended the call and took Johannah to her room then came back to see Profit standing on her feet.

Me: I have to leave.

Profit: it is fine, let me walk you out.

She escorted me out of the house and we both stood in her porch, I turned and faced her because she doesn't want to follow me to my car.

Her smile was portraying her as a bad girl, I crossed my hand around her waist and bent my head to capture her lips.
The kiss lasted for some minutes before I broke it, her lips taste good hope the other part go sweet too.

Me: I have to go.

Profit: bye.

Me: tell Johannah I will come back later.

She nodded and I drove away from her residence, I got to the airport and call Sassy.
Her phone was ringing but she didn't pick, suddenly I heard someone screaming.

Voice: daddy...!!!

TBC..

Hope another pikin no go come from nowhere dey shout daddy?,..... cuz upcoming governor na sharpshooter.

nice one

Nice update...

;DHONOURABLE!! FATHER OF MANY NATIONS ;DHONOURABLE!! FATHER OF MANY NATIONS

I dey gbadun u Honorable talk and do

interesting

Honourable talk and do father of million babies

BankyGee:

I said it that my babe (Profit) cannot shoot Vero.
Make them no kidnap Baby again o abeg
Weldone boss Elvictor!

thanks my big G

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers



Episode 157



I turned and caught my beautiful kid Baby who leapt at me.

Baby: daddy, I missed you, do you miss me?

Me: I missed you too and missed you so much.

Baby: daddy, kiss me.

I gave her a smack kiss on her cheek and then looked up to see Sassy coming towards us with a shade and a man dragging boxes behind her.
She came closer to us while Baby who was in my arms turned to look at her.

Sassy: your daughter is very stubborn kid, told her to stop running but the kiddo ain't getting any of it, damn!!

Me: I thought you said you are coming tomorrow.

Sassy: yeah... Yeah... No thanks to your kid.

Me: lets go home is getting late already.

I carried Baby in my arms to the car she was telling me about tall buildings and how she flee in the sky, when we got home I have already called the cook to prepare delicious meal for both of them.

They took their bath and ate while I rested and wait for them, Baby rushed and climbed on me when they are done eating while I changed the movie I was watching to cartoon.

Me: baby, wait here while I talk to your aunt.

Baby: okay! Daddy.

I got up and met Sassy arranging files in one of the rooms when I opened the door.

Me: still working.

Sassy: yeah, I could have fu-cking done with this shi-t but gat nay choice anyway, how did you pull through and you never bother to contact me?

Me: I did but the numbers weren't connecting.

Sassy: let me see them.

I fished out my phones from my pocket and gave it to her, she checked them one after the other.

Sassy: none these are my numbers, you must be kidding me you know that you never checked them.

I looked at the screen and confirmed what she said, who ever have done that number changing is very smart and thunder go roast him balls.

Me: how were you able to save my daughter?

Sassy: my mom told me about backing out of the marriage or she will get you killed, thought she was saying bullshit until I got the news of your attack and thr kidnap of your daughter. Pleaded with her to hand over the sweet kid and I will be gone for good never to return.

Me: they are after your mom.

Sassy: I know, the good bad guys. You wanna talk to me?

I nodded and sat on the bed with her then held her hands, she looked confuse while was I acting that way.

Me: I have a child with a lady.

Sassy: you ain't kidding are you?

Me: yes, few years back, now my kid and her mom have appeared.

Sassy: damn! You fu-ck good you know, so what is next?

Me: I can't marry two wives, Sassy.

Sassy: you ain't picking that bi-tch over me, am done with the discussion.

She got up from the bed with the files in her hands and made for the door.

Me: Sassy.

Sassy: spare those bullshits.

Through out the night Sassy refused having any more talk with me, and Profit was on the call with Johannah requesting for my presence.
I pleaded with Johannah that she will live with her daddy for ever and she was pleased with it, I told Profit to bring her over tomorrow morning.

Baby slept on settee had to carry her inside and we both left Sassy who was busy with her laptop over in the dinning, Baby have this phobia of sleeping alone so I just had to sleep on same bed with her till the next day.

The next day I rose very early but Baby was already awake staring at me, she got up when I opened my eyes and started her jumping jumping on the bed.

Baby: daddy, good morning.

Me: stop jumping, you will hurt yourself.

She sat back and asked if am saying the truth, I nodded and rubbed her head then gave her a smack kiss then carry her away.
Profit and Johannah came when we are done with breakfast, Sassy wasn't really happy that morning but was able to hide it from Baby.

I made sure the two girls were left alone with nanny to play together while I took Sassy and Profit to the sitting-room to discuss, I sat and didn't even know where to start from.

Sassy: are we all gonna keep mute?

Me: am thinking, lets start with. Profit meet my ex fiancee Sassy.

Sassy: you must be fu-cking kidding, I ain't taking ex fiancee as a title.

Profit: nice meeting her *trust Profit na with killer smile*

Me: Sassy meet the mother of my Profit.

Sassy: yen yen yen, I already know. Can we talk about what this shit is all about?

Me: I am sorry I have to make this difficult decision before you both, hope you guys will understand that I love and cherish every moment with you two but marriage is a whole life spend with someone you must love and cherish.

Sassy: hope you ain't choosing her over me.

Profit: and if he does?

Sassy: stand down, am talking to my man not some girlie.

Profit: cut the chase, that is my kid father you are referring I got all damn right to talk.

Sassy: you should find more time fu-cking some senses in your brain than ma-sturbating on some dream husband.

Their two just dey para for each other my brain, I just had to leave the sitting-room and both of them didn't even notice didn't know Profit can talk too.
Sassy that never runs dry of words engaging Profit that hardly talks always thinking of something best known to her mind, I just wanted to drive around and clear my mind of what is going on.

I haven't even get close to my garage to pick one of my car and drive off when my two kids were asking me to take them along.

Baby: daddy, I want to follow you.

Johannah: daddy, take me with you.

Me: both of you hop in.

They got into the car and while I mounted the driver seat, Baby was first to get on the front passenger seat while Johannah who was more fond of the back seat has taken a sit there.

I drove out of the house and Baby started pestering me to take her to where she could get ice cream to consume, she is eating ice cream too much.

Johannah: hey, why are you calling my daddy your daddy?

Baby: he is my daddy, where is your daddy?

Johannah: he is my daddy, go and look for your daddy.

My head nearly full and I had to explode on the drive way because thei bickering was adding to my crazy mind.

Me: both of you stop it! just stop it!! you both are my kids.

Baby: you mean she is my sister?

Me: didn't you hear me say it? *Baby shake her head*

Johannah: but mommy didn't give birth to her.

TBC...

OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 158




Me: both of you keep quiet! *I scream*

They both looked confuse as they look at me with questionable look, I looked around and saw that we are in pleasure park were children could play, I pulled over and parked the car.

Me: you both should come down and play.

I came down from the car and the two of them came down also.

Baby: okay, daddy.

Johannah: he isn't your daddy.

Me: Johannah stop it!

Baby: daddy, is she my sister?

I was tempted to squeeze their two mouths and make them shut up once and for all, but the two lovely and good looking kids were catching cruise with such serious situation, the angel wey give me these kind children em no go better for you oh!

Me: just go and play, am tired.

Johannah: okay.

Both of them turned and went to the place were children were gathered doing their thing, I walked to a solitude area in that place and sat down on a concrete seat.

They were asked to hold hands and formed a circle by a uniformed instructor, watching them play and smile made my spirit to come alive. How can Sassy and Johannah support that I can't stay away from my kids, I can't give Johannah to Profit to train up for ever while I go visiting them, it makes no sense.

Will Profit love Baby like her own child too? she is always quiet and don't even have time for herself talk more of having time for kids, always busy.

Baby: daddy!

My body shiver because I didn't even know when she ran to me, Johannah and Baby stood before me shocking me.

Johannah: stop calling him daddy, he isn't your daddy.

Me: both of you are my daughters, different mothers but the same father, I am father to both of you.

Baby: is she my sister?

Me: *I go break this pikin head oh* yes, she is your sister, sweetheart.

Johannah: if she is my sister then am the older one.

Baby: you are not older than me, you are just taller.

Me: she is your older sister, darling. I will buy you ice cream if you accept her as your older sister.

Baby: I like ice cream very much so I will accept her as my older sister, I love you older sister.

Johannah: I love you younger sis.

Me: both of you hug daddy.

They both hugged me with their little and fragile body, the energy and comfort their little bodies brought to me was overwhelming and am very proud to be their father.

Beautiful lady: are they your kids?

I looked up and saw a fair young looking beautiful lady on a red gown, it was noon and the sun wasn't joking when it said am out to shine. Her shadow sha.. I looked carefully to see her face.

Me: yes, they are my daughters.

Beautiful lady: wonderful, beautiful children of a handsome father, what of their mom wish an their mother.

Johannah: why are you talking to my daddy? my mommy said beautiful lady shouldn't talk to my daddy.

Baby: did your mommy say that? *Johannah nod* my mom said women always steal daddy away.

Me: both of you stop it.

Beautiful lady: cute kids, did your mom say all these? *they both nod* is good, you should protect your daddy from been taken from your mom.

Baby: why are you talking to our daddy?

Johannah: she want to steal daddy.

The thing just tire me I had to hold both of them by their hands and apologise to the lady that was spellbound then drag them to the car, both of them were very excited about going home and am not at all to meet Profit and Sassy wey be bigger wahala.

Johannah: am hungry daddy.

Me: eat me.

Baby: what of the ice cream, daddy?

Me: lick me.

Both of them were silent as I switched on the car engine then drive out of the place, some minutes later I pulled over in my house.

Me: we are home.

Johannah: am sorry, daddy.

Baby: me too.

Me: am not upset with both of you, lets go inside.

I opened the car door and they both stepped down and grabbed each one of my hands, I opened the entrance door and saw Profit with Sassy waiting for us.
Both of them got up from were they are sitted to welcome.

Profit: welcome, sweetheart.

Profit wanted to hug me but Sassy nudge her aside and Profit landed a slap that was meant for Sassy on my face.

Profit: what is wrong with you?

Sassy: are you talking to me?

Sassy wan knack am gboosa but na my face em land again, how on Earth the slap no go Profit wey dey stand close to me face.

Me: both of you stop it!

My cheeks were burning, both of them suddenly started laughing.

TBC..

Haaaaaa. This na serious matter o. Honorable thanks oo. We won’t mind another update in solidarity with the protests going on ooo.

Weldone for the good work.

Na so honorable to get two wives o.

Double Wahala for honourable
buh come to think of it having profit and sassy as housewife chai nah enjoyment go kill honourable

Mr elvictor you are doing well... More ink for you

Your excellency, just marry both of them end of wahala...

the man with two wife

*ghost mood*
wonderful update...can't wait oo...biko updates , abeg
nice work ElVic

elvictor abeg come update, na beg i dey beg you.

el victor Abeg explain how u take meet profit wey u no fit even remember her again.. the thing just dey confusing..

the way this story just dey sweet me for body eehhnn... Abeg Oliver Twist wants some more

Rainer8:
el victor Abeg explain how u take meet profit wey u no fit even remember her again.. the thing just dey confusing..

i think you have skip some part of the story

We the ghost readers association demands for update o...