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Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 2:28pm On Jan 12, 2011
A woman goes to an accountant
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin,
i need to ask a few questions.

What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "i'm a w.h.o.r.e."

The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman replies, "OK, I'm a pro.sti.tu.te."
"No, that is still too crude.
Try again."

They both think for a minute,
then the woman states,"I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant ask, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a pro.sti.tute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 c**ks last year."



lol
Re: Lolzzz by Nellyon(f): 2:46pm On Jan 12, 2011
And u open your foul mouth to talk about old jokes?
Re: Lolzzz by lysaa(f): 2:47pm On Jan 12, 2011
So where's the joke? tongue
Re: Lolzzz by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:02pm On Jan 12, 2011
Son of a gun. . . .always the criticist. . . .
Now where the he!! Is the Joke. . . . . . . .
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 3:12pm On Jan 12, 2011
i dont have time for idle yarns


if the joke aint funny to u, please take a walk cool
Re: Lolzzz by Nobody: 4:40pm On Jan 12, 2011
stale, surprised that this is coming from the chief of the 'I DONT DO COPY &PASTE' KINGDOM!
Re: Lolzzz by shakara4u(m): 4:46pm On Jan 12, 2011
complete rubbish and waste of my precious tym,


can even show u where u copied d stale joke

u can do better
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 4:55pm On Jan 12, 2011
Off with your head' critics
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 6:34pm On Jan 12, 2011
Not Funny
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 6:37pm On Jan 12, 2011
Guy,
Get sense na
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 6:51pm On Jan 12, 2011
I call it how i see it,nigga.

dnt take it so hard.
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 7:43pm On Jan 12, 2011
You're idle

I dont have yo time
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 7:45pm On Jan 12, 2011
small boy yarn

mtschew.
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 7:52pm On Jan 12, 2011
You're IBO

another reason why i dont want to risk talking to u

U fit introduce business wey fit land me for jail.


Mtchew
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 8:09pm On Jan 12, 2011
lol
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 9:16pm On Jan 12, 2011
See as u dey laugh like a pregnant woman


Mtchew
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 9:24pm On Jan 12, 2011
guy abeg n0r dribble dat ur spit lyk slowpoke come my syd.

mtschew
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2011
guy abeg n0r dribble dat ur spit lyk im.becile come my syd.

mtchew
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 9:30pm On Jan 12, 2011
The way u dey reply sometimes make me wonder if u get brain


Mtc.chew
Re: Lolzzz by eldav(m): 9:36pm On Jan 12, 2011
well

i n0r get ur tym

skinny scary creature
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 9:48pm On Jan 12, 2011
Dont hate me please

Not my fault that


I'M HOT


you're Not!

na the lord's doing'

Mtc.heww
Re: Lolzzz by lysaa(f): 11:36am On Jan 13, 2011
Sincerely not funny
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 12:06pm On Jan 13, 2011
Wakka pass make i see better people wey remain jor
Re: Lolzzz by lysaa(f): 12:13pm On Jan 13, 2011
still not helping. . not funny
Re: Lolzzz by chakula: 1:08pm On Jan 13, 2011
It is time for revenge over the respond made by you to the buddies threads.

No offience.
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 1:11pm On Jan 13, 2011
Look else-where and dont tryna mess with me baby

Cuz if u make me vex olorun, i go make u pay.
Re: Lolzzz by yinkalink(f): 6:52pm On Jan 13, 2011
hmnn, frankly i thought it funny. besides if y'all are doing the same thing he does on your own threads, whats the difference between you then?
Re: Lolzzz by StudioCFR(m): 7:45pm On Jan 13, 2011
Lol
Re: Lolzzz by sylve11: 10:46am On Jan 14, 2011
oh lawd! dem don unleash the boy again! angry cool
Re: Lolzzz by lysaa(f): 11:05am On Jan 14, 2011
Hey u!

@Topic

Very very unfunny!
Re: Lolzzz by shakara4u(m): 11:17am On Jan 14, 2011
hehehehehehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lolzzz by lysaa(f): 11:37am On Jan 14, 2011
^^don;t think i have seen u in a while, how're u?

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