When your girlfriend needs money to buy the latest dresses, shoes and blackberry in town you wan start to dey whisper i love u 1000 times for her hair, shey na dat one she go chop. Do all these without giving her money she will leave ypu for a richer guy.

CrazyMan: Because Nigerian girls are materialistic.

Is not the fault our ladies, poverty has elongated their throat, they prefer a plate of rice & bbq chicken at KFC than to "Climb up the nearest hill and watch the sunset together". They don't just give a damn about any love expression that will not add to their stomach or leave some notes in their pockets, that's why we have lot of obese ladies in our environments.

It can work when you aint broke. But if you try all these when you are broke, you will only complicate issues for yourself. "hungry man na angry man o"

Comeon,stuffz lyk dis don't happen anymore. Dis is all a bulls.h.IT. Imagine " climb a hill 2geda."4 wer u wan do dis 4 nija,olumo rock se'? Pluck rose n give it 2 her, u get garden? "Read ur favourite cosmic book 2geda" where an average nija guy doesnt read but rather surf d net. "Go to d museum 2geda" wen d only museum u have is d clay houses around,cars manufacturers hv forgotten dey produced wich are stil on our roads.
Comeon wakeup from ur dream,sleep n fantasies n face reality dude. By d way if u were 2 score ursev wit dis crap u posted here,u gonna fail woefuly.

Wetin concern typical naija babe wit climbing a hill and watching sunset together without taking her to d nearest eatery after.if u Dnt have sheese in naija ur name is sorry

Dfrnt topic wf a dfrnt story.

9ja girlfriends? Never!!!
If you dare refuse to give 9ja GF T.fare when she come visiting, I bet that will be †ђξ last you will ever hear from her.
OP, many of those things require money too, and not applicable to 9ja.
Things to do to your girlfriend when you are broke (9ja version)
1. Borrow money from your landlord.
2. Sell any of your property
3. Go into rituals or
4. Hang urself

Dude all this stuff is for take-home-to-mama ladies. Unfortunately 99% of Nigerian girls dont fall in that category. Try Ethiopia

When u do all these to a nigerian lady, I bet she ll gladly walk away, just like d popular who wants to be a millionaire.. Try picking up rose flowers from d garden for a naija babe and see if she won't flog u with it.

Hey how can you guys talk this bad about niger babes when you haven't even tried any of those huh,well if ma bf will do dis for me then i'll never forget him and love him more...the thing hia in niger is that our guys are damn soo unromantic but my bf is tryin sha

Lol, funny sha but nt al of dem exist in naija e.g climbin d hill. Hmm, its nyc but i prefer lukin out d window dan climbin d hill cus if i eventuali slip n fall, am sur he wont b able to treat mi in dah hospital! Aniwayz, u try sha bt limit it to naija lyfsty n nt oda countries! Ciao.......

vincent_09: This ur stuff work well in america and europe not naija my father's land

LoL

THE LAST TIME I TRY DOING ALL THIS, NOT ONLY DID SHE LEAVE ME, SHE REALLY EMBARASE ME AT STREET ABEG NAIJA BABES ARE ADVANCE OLOSHO JORR

Some of the things listed still involve money so post is redundant. u just CANT rule out money in anything these days i guess.

CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.

I Think i agree with you,ther is always a nigerian way...

It's vry gud bt nt al wks in 9ja. Jst a vry few.

One day I took my babe to bar beach, area boys F me up in front of my babe. Collect our phones. Since then indoor romance 4life.

Pennywise: @Op
Or you can leave her alone.

lol

koastar:
Use "potopoto" for the snowman

jhydebaba: 9ja girlfriends? Never!!!
If you dare refuse to give 9ja GF T.fare when she come visiting, I bet that will be †ђξ last you will ever hear from her.
OP, many of those things require money too, and not applicable to 9ja.
Things to do to your girlfriend when you are broke (9ja version)
1. Borrow money from your landlord.
2. Sell any of your property
3. Go into rituals or
4. Hang urself

u just made my day...lol

CrazyMan: Nice thread, but it won’t work on Nigerian girls.

it wont work so here is one for Nigerian girls.
THINGS TO DO WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL FRIEND WHEN U HAVE MONEY:
-call her up nd set a date
-Before goin on d date mke sure u wear ur best outfit nd spray a nice perfume
-Make sure u pick her up in a car, cus nigerian chicks dnt want ny form of stress
-Hold at least 4 thousand naira in ur pocket, to buy her ice cream or shawama, cus though she might nt ask 4 dis tings, ur inability to buy dem will snd a message to her head 'He is a broke ass'
- dnt bother complimentin a thousand times, just say it once nd dats all, if nt she might get bored
- Ny other time u go to see her buy her gifts nd flirt wit her frinds purposely to mke her jelous
- load her BIS nd phone account
-nytime u tel her u luv her also suprise her wit a gift, dnt worry whether she luvs u or ur gift just enjoy her while it lasts
NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE NO MEONEY, CUS U NO GO LIKE WETIN GO HAPPEN TO U

Definately not for warri chics

Enitsua: it wont work so here is one for Nigerian girls.
THINGS TO DO WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL FRIEND WHEN U HAVE MONEY:
-call her up nd set a date
-Before goin on d date mke sure u wear ur best outfit nd spray a nice perfume
-Make sure u pick her up in a car, cus nigerian chicks dnt want ny form of stress
-Hold at least 4 thousand naira in ur pocket, to buy her ice cream or shawama, cus though she might nt ask 4 dis tings, ur inability to buy dem will snd a message to her head 'He is a broke ass'
- dnt bother complimentin a thousand times, just say it once nd dats all, if nt she might get bored
- Ny other time u go to see her buy her gifts nd flirt wit her frinds purposely to mke her jelous
- load her BIS nd phone account
-nytime u tel her u luv her also suprise her wit a gift, dnt worry whether she luvs u or ur gift just enjoy her while it lasts
NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE NO MEONEY, CUS U NO GO LIKE WETIN GO HAPPEN TO U

Ma bro, u know every

1supremo: How do you make a SNOWMAN in Nigeria? Acknowledge the author now before you get sued for plagiarism!

@op, am so dissappointed i tot u composed dis write up by ur self nd not from an author abroad or has snow started falling in Nigeria?

Pls can sombody in d house describe hw romantic meal l¤¤ks like?

Hmmmmm, let wait and see

Hmmm, most of them don't work for naija gals- wetin b pluck rose for her, it won't work, na rose she chop. Also most of the tinz stil requires money. Cook dinner, goin τ̲̅ȍ museum, driving in a car, if you can do these, den U̶̲̥̅̊ get moni na.
Finally if you A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ broke, you won't even see a typical naija gal around you. For the ones τ̲̣̣̥h̶̲̥̅̊@̤̥̣̈̊̇†̥̥ care, they will say just stay @ home, no need τ̲̅ȍ go out, I dnt want you τ̲̅ȍ spend much.

All what you have said requires money my friend

most of those things cant even work without money...
You wan go mountain...na leg you go use waka go mountain??
You wan drive around...with which car and which fuel since you are broke?
You wan go mall..the mall dey beside your house??
...and you wan go dey test ibo man cloth without buying??
If he/she take better eye look you sef,u nor go even enter the shop
Next please!

UDbester: Pls can sombody in d house describe hw romantic meal l¤¤ks like?

i think a romantic meal are dose meals abroad dat cost like $2,000 wit small meat in d middle, sliced onions by d side nd cray fish. wit lemon juice. But for naija Sharwama nd ice cream is romantic enuf, if u buy chicken plus she fit even marry u sef

Lordave: Nawa to this op o. How many times has this worked for you? Cuz as I de see you be complete broke nigar. I'm sure this one no be for Unilag babes.

NA so o naija girls fustrate guys, dis no fit work especially 4 Yoruba chic.