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The Class Teacher by SamMilla1(m): 5:33pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is, TEACHER : No, Millie, Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. 3 Likes |
Re: The Class Teacher by twkalio(m): 3:02pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
combination of really nice jokes.. Keep it up.. |
Re: The Class Teacher by Nobody: 8:26am On Jun 24, 2012 |
Re: The Class Teacher by Homar(m): 9:31am On Jun 24, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: The Class Teacher by koolJ1(f): 11:25am On Jun 24, 2012 |
Lol! |
Re: The Class Teacher by paix(m): 8:40pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
I like that. |
Re: The Class Teacher by chiby24: 10:25pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Dat lovely" |
Re: The Class Teacher by Onyeasi(m): 11:42pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: The Class Teacher by searay(m): 7:55am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Started cracking this same joke when i was 11yrs old. |
Re: The Class Teacher by youngsoye(m): 9:17am On Jun 25, 2012 |
Hehehe. Nice 1 |
Re: The Class Teacher by porter9977(m): 5:58pm On Jun 25, 2012 |
Nice one |
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