Two thieves broke into a bank in the middle of the night and opened a safe. There is only some yoghurt, but no money. They tasted the yoghurt. It's tainted.

The men opened the next safe. There is some yoghurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money.
The thieves took on another safe. And there's yoghurt again.

"John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yoghurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time.

A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?"
"The Sperm Bank of Ohio"

nice wan

1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend , Dey call am brother.

3. A rolling stone no just dey roll , Na person push am.

4. He who lives in a glass house , dey fear catapult.

5. A stitch in time , dey prevent further tear tear.

6. Birds of d same feather , na d same mama born dem.

7. One good turn , na correct power steering be that.

8. A bird in hand , wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.

9. Half bread , is better than buns or puff puff.

10. The journey of a thousand miles , Ol’ boy e beta make u go airport go enter aeroplane.

11. The patient dog , Na hunger go kill am.

12. All work & no play , Na Banker be dat.



13. He who laughs last , na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff !!,

guy u wan kill me? esp. nos. 5,7,8,11 n 13

glady u likey themmm

i weely weely likey them

gawd!!!!

tell me the thieves were ladies, ?

Those thieves must really be dumb.

ya think

I like the sperm bank joke, about the rest well, l8r