1: If someone tells you that money�is not one of the ingredients that makes a woman happy, delete their number twice✌
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2: 1 minute passport 1 minute passport but dey will use ten minute to set ur head wat nonsense����

3: *Advantage of dating me is that you will never be involved in car accidents because i don't have a car*

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4: Its only in Nigeria that some guys boast with poverty.

Some guys will be like " I've been wearing this belt for 7yrs and its still strong

5: *If you are having a hard time finding a woman of your life,My brother just wear a ring �nowadays single ladies loves married men ����*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI3sTxIznMk

6: I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: *sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and small Stout ���*

7: *At my age, I still can’t swim and I am totally cool with it because, I have never seen a fish walking either.*

Don’t come and stress me with any fish matter.
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8: It is high time you guys start paying your group rent ooo to avoid removal o*. ���
*I will inbox everyone here with the group account number if u frown face or refuse to pay u will be kicked out,*
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9: gossiping about others is the reason why some ladies don't have front hair, don't doubt me just check their hair������

10: 2 bedroom flat with 4 toilet's....... because na shit i come shit for the house abi?�

11: Bro, dress well
Shave your hair
Smell nice
Nah broke you broke
You're not mad ���

12: *People who buy car and don't post it online have PhD in Maturity, But As for me, I no fit oo, I will Even park it on your timeline*

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13: *I think Adam is the cause of our failure in English language.*

*God*: Adam where are you?
*Adam*: I am naked.
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14: In this life, make money so them no go ignore your message for WhatsApp group chat �

15: Some people are scared of using public transport because they own cars on facebook

16: 4 Girls just posted the same mother in Law��

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17: *Social media is where you can log in and abuse someone for being poor then log out and eat your garri without sugar peacefully. Just as I have done*��‍♂��‍♂��‍♂�

18: *Once we are dating, there's no going back... If you're tired I'll buy you energy drink.. It's either we plan our wedding or plan your funeral!!�*

19: Just because am a man doesn't mean I should be able to kill a snake my sister, I can scream louder than you.��

20: American kids:����
Nigerian kids:����
Emeka after you Na me ooo

21: If u know more than 5 stingy people, it means u beg a lot�