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Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Nobody: 8:46pm On May 28, 2020
Naija is at it again, another dope catch phrase is trending online.
"Na the matter we dey settle."
Drop your dopest quote ending with the above on quote.
So you mean to tell me that cynthia morgan and madrina is the same person with different skin colour, Na the matter we dey settle so.
watin go make this thread no reach front page but snake thread must reach front page, Na that matter we must settle today.

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by EzzyCarter: 8:57pm On May 28, 2020
My cousin's wife just gave birth to an Half-caste baby and the mother and supposed father black pass factory Charcoal. We dey family house since morning na the matter we dey settle grin The baby just dey cry since morning nobody look am

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Denique(f): 8:59pm On May 28, 2020
You nor hear say Cynthia Morgan unfollow Davido yesterday? Na the matter we dey settle...

NB: She's started following him back!

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Midegee(m): 9:04pm On May 28, 2020
Virgin wey dem wan give gods for sacrifice, Igwe don staff am. Na the matter we Dey settle since

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Ibhamzah17: 9:19pm On May 28, 2020
The Yahoo guy my friend paid 20k to learn work asked my friend if they have small garri at home ��
Na the matter we dey since last week

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by nifemi25(m): 9:45pm On May 28, 2020
SARS arrested yahoo boy and found his wife naked picture for the yahoo boy phone. We still dey ikeja. Na the matter we dey settle

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Toeyean1507(f): 11:08pm On May 28, 2020
Pastor dropped #3000 as tithe, at the end of the service, head of ushering unit say Na #500 be all the money wey dem make.

We dey ayilala shrine dey settle the matter.

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by babasadiq79(m): 12:17am On May 29, 2020
My guy go die on top ashawo now na him and God they settle the matter

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by SATANworshipsME: 1:18am On May 29, 2020
but how did this start ?
Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Timil: 6:42am On May 29, 2020
SATANworshipsME:
but how did this start ?
Exactly.. I need an answer too?
Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Nobody: 7:07am On May 29, 2020
EdEdEddy:
Naija is at it again, another dope catch phrase is trending online.
"Na the matter we dey settle."
Drop your dopest quote ending with the above on quote.
So you mean to tell me that cynthia morgan and madrina is the same person with different skin colour, Na the matter we dey settle so.
watin go make this thread no reach front page but snake thread must reach front page, Na that matter we must settle today.

That snake thread nah lalalasticlala dey cause am. Meanwhile mod don ban mod cos en comot lala post from front page cheesy. Nah the matter we want settle now

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by ABLESOFT2(m): 7:22am On May 29, 2020
nifemi25:
SARS arrested yahoo boy and found his wife naked picture for the yahoo boy phone. We still dey ikeja. Na the matter we dey settle
Prison For Life
Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by simplepee(f): 7:42am On May 29, 2020
grin. Very funny


One lady for salon call her LOML on video, na the hair dresser husband face show for video call o grin


Na the matter we dey settle since cry cry

Frontal sef don tear ooo

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Eboski(m): 8:21am On May 29, 2020
my landlord just catch him daughter dey comot come out for 1 of our neighbor's room dis early morning around 5am, Na de matter we de settle since morning........

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by salt1: 8:35am On May 29, 2020
My guy carry 2K enter boutique go test trouser of 25K now zip don spoil

As I dey talk to you, we don call him people make we settle #TheMatter, I never even baff. Chai.

Moderator, move this thread to Front-page let's laugh small

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Nobody: 9:49am On May 29, 2020
Timil:
Exactly.. I need an answer too?
Make ona come make we settle the matter now

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by oregan(m): 10:11am On May 29, 2020
Ogidan don go pick money for ground come turn fowl

the problem no be say ogidan pick money, the matter be say e don run enter papa ade poultry,
I no come know which fowl be ogidan

Na the matter I dey settle now, I no fit leave ogidan for there

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by KanielOutis92: 11:31am On May 29, 2020
oregan:
Ogidan don go pick money for ground come turn fowl

the problem no be say ogidan pick money, the matter be say e don run enter papa ade poultry,
I no come know which fowl be ogidan

Na the matter I dey settle now, I no fit leave ogidan for there
Ogidan don mix up with the rest of Papa ade fowl. Lol...had a good laugh

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Emmyloaded: 11:49am On May 29, 2020
This one strong oo

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Nobody: 1:13pm On May 29, 2020
Na the lies we dey settlle here since. Nairaland go need lie detectors to add to their forum moderators.
Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Degrezhaa: 3:20pm On May 29, 2020
Oga don sack gate man. Tell am make he pack all em property. Gate man enter inside carry Junior. Na the matter we won go settle so

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Mr2kul(m): 3:24pm On May 29, 2020
Na this matter we dey settle since 2010 oh

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by kollinskollins(m): 3:49pm On May 29, 2020
Man write exam for 4yrs kan get admission for medicine and surgery naim cafe boy go mistakenly press reject admission

Na the matter we dey settle sooo

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Barney001: 5:43pm On May 29, 2020
SATANworshipsME:
but how did this start ?
Na the matter we still dey settle since oo grin

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by AKwinde(m): 7:43pm On May 29, 2020
Mr2kul:
Na this matter we dey settle since 2010 oh


move on bro

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by dboo442: 7:46pm On May 29, 2020
Abino throw neigbour pikin go up and e no come c wen the pikin land for ground grin.we dey hospital na the matter we dey settle o

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by mytime24(f): 8:05pm On May 29, 2020
Wife call police to arrest husband Side chick, police reach there discover say 'Side chick him wife' angry

Na d matter we dey settle uptil now embarassed

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Roma10: 8:45pm On May 29, 2020
She say she worth billions They say she never worth Na the matter we dey since morning

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Iykejohn419(m): 9:28pm On May 29, 2020
Nah d matter we still dey settle like dis oooo

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Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Nobody: 10:27pm On May 29, 2020
But who go settle all these matter like this

Re: Na The Matter We Dey Settle. by Trackeo(m): 11:32pm On May 29, 2020
Zlatan

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