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Re: s by Tinksh(f): 5:46am On Jan 23, 2011
MOBO444:

^^^ My affection goes to you, you could do with some Manly hold right now, it a weekend, you have to open up girl, stop been so tight, am ppresently staying with a lady friend and she treating me right and I get to reward her in bed.

I dont require your affection, thanks anyway. I have more than enough to keep me happy. Its a pity that lady friend has no idea she is being used like a cheap LovePeddler, Nevermind, shouldbe fun when she finds out.

toyemz, your comment rocked!!! grin
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 5:47am On Jan 23, 2011
aminalib:

well she is the dumb one, for even letting a fool like u in her home.

Were did you come from, you scary little poke, you not sleeping, obviously you have no man so have to type and jerk away all night in Nairaland Romance section so maybe, just maybe you can come.
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 5:50am On Jan 23, 2011
Maybe she is down this way where it is sunday afternoon. Ya never know.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 5:50am On Jan 23, 2011
wow you thought all of that by yourself, how sweet, you are so right i am getting my rocks off thinking about u
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 5:53am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ It better not be me, I dont deal with fustrated ladies who spend all night on a forum typing away imagination and hide behind the comfort of computer invisibility, i dont need your type in my life.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 5:54am On Jan 23, 2011
hmm all that talk like you have standards
Re: s by toyemz(f): 5:57am On Jan 23, 2011
@Mobo
karma's real
trust me
and when it hits you back
people like you always cry and ask God why you?
totally forgetting the sweet ole days when you were being nasty!

Like i said oh
keep on and have fun
your 99 days will soon be over
and her 1 day is just round the corner
you get job oh you no get job oh
does not give you the authority to use a fellow human being in this manner
word
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 5:59am On Jan 23, 2011
aminalib:

hmm all that talk like you have standards

Not standard, I got class, CLASS is what i got, you have a dry hole between your legs, my advice find a good brother to make you wet, hold you, suck you,touch you, caress you, make love to you between the sheet and make you scream, so you can thrash and thrash you waste all night long, or else you dry up between your legs and then you take him to the nearest ATM Machine and pay him cash for a job well done.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 6:00am On Jan 23, 2011
lmaoo you have CLASS, or you just came from CLASS? oh so u want me to be a fool like ur friend, i pass, no one is paying for dusty arse penis
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:01am On Jan 23, 2011
toyemz:

@Mobo
karma's real
trust me
and when it hits you back
people like you always cry and ask God why you?
totally forgetting the sweet ole days when you were being nasty!

Like i said oh
keep on and have fun
your 99 days will soon be over
and her 1 day is just round the corner
you get job oh you no get job oh
does not give you the authority to use a fellow human being in this manner
word

What are you talking about, dont judge me because of what you read on this forum, do you know if I  will marry her, cos thats what am thinking right now, she got it all, a job, 2 cars, a big house, pays her mortgage, a career, she got it all, cos i might marry her and then you karma might get lost in your pocket.
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 6:04am On Jan 23, 2011
Awesome, do we all get an invite to the happy day?? That girl needs a warning chat.
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:09am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ In due course baby girl, you will all be invited if i decide to take the big step, i mean she has it all, car, house, mortgage, bank account, loan, goodies, shopping, credit , good body and lots more.
Re: s by toyemz(f): 6:25am On Jan 23, 2011
@Mobo
you are thinking of marrying her
for what she has
yeye man wen no get shame
( i thot women are the gold diggers?)

anyway back to my thots
you will marry her?
is that before or after you confess that you have been lying all along
and you've really never had a job

and i sense you don't like the word 'karma'?
i love it, its very efficient and effective for guys like you !
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:32am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ You are just a lagos based joke, well she is actually desperate so am going to make her wait and wait, till she begs me to marry her, she need a husband and she need a child also, am also going to suck her cash, well she is a nurse and they highly paid here in England,ok.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 6:33am On Jan 23, 2011
i knew u were a nurse stalker, shameless man,
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:35am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ she is well paid and need a man in her life, i will satisfy her in other way,ok.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 6:36am On Jan 23, 2011
what ways, u are a waste of skin my friend
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:38am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^What you need is a long kinfe, or dagger or a sword thrust into the hole between your legs and finish you off once and for all.
Re: s by toyemz(f): 6:38am On Jan 23, 2011
@Mobo
eya!
I pity you
a nurse you said?
the day she will catch you
na injection by fire be that oh!
keep on
and loads of pitiful luck

and lagos based?
hmmmmm!
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:39am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ You are just an envious brother, get a life, am moving fast here in Europe, you have to think of breakfast tomorrow.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 6:41am On Jan 23, 2011
MOBO444:

^^^What you need is a long kinfe, or dagger or a sword thrust into the hole between your legs and finish you off once and for all.

you are so fascinated with my hole, jesus, what u need is to kill urself, i can help
Re: s by toyemz(f): 6:44am On Jan 23, 2011
@mobo
an envious brother?!!
you are not only dumb and nasty
but blind and silly too
do i sound like a man to you?
na wa oh
and as for you moving on in Europe
na Manchester you dey oh?
and you are equally jobless
so unless your imaginary girlfriend has cooked breakfast for you?
I suggest you quietly go to sleep in your box room and chill out
I'm off to work soon
grin
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:44am On Jan 23, 2011
Hey pals, I have to go back to bed, she is touching me right now (My Nurse Lady Friend) and am growing big in her hands,hmm I will love to grow large and very big inside her, I have to go and finish her up, she a nurse and i have to impress her in bed, have to go, so sorry,ok, you all have a nice time and find some real Man (She sucking me right now) o boy this is good.
Re: s by aminalib(f): 6:45am On Jan 23, 2011
useless human being u
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:47am On Jan 23, 2011
toyemz:

@mobo
do i sound like a man to you?
na wa oh
and as for you moving on in Europe
na Manchester you dey oh?
and you are equally jobless
so unless your imaginary girlfriend has cooked breakfast for you?
I suggest you quietly go to sleep in your box room and chill out
I'm off to work soon
grin

So you are a woman, a hag at that, so many single and fustrated women on tonight, you seems to be typing and jerking off and trying to come, all to no avail, you have to find a man to fill your kitten up,ok.
Re: s by toyemz(f): 6:49am On Jan 23, 2011
@mobo
enjoy the porn mag you are steadily staring at
you definitely speak like a jobless man
that's getting nothing
and more ever cant even get it up
keep the hallucinations alive
at least they are free and can be twisted
just don't go mental doing it
and when you are ready to let your self back into the real world
shout help
I'm pretty sure that will be given freely too
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 6:56am On Jan 23, 2011
^^^ dont you have a man, why you up so late or so early, dont your man bed you and make you feel like a woman, i am sure you got no man in your life, so you stay awake all night typing away on nl romance.
Re: s by Tinksh(f): 7:29am On Jan 23, 2011
MOBO444:

Hey pals, I have to go back to bed, she is touching me right now (My Nurse Lady Friend) and am growing big in her hands,hmm I will love to grow large and very big inside her, I have to go and finish her up, she a nurse and i have to impress her in bed, have to go, so sorry,ok, you all have a nice time and find some real Man (She sucking me right now) o boy this is good.

Eewwww, i think i just vomited a little in my mouth!!!!!
Re: s by Nobody: 8:11am On Jan 23, 2011
hilarious sht. grin
Another production from the mind of Mobo444
Re: s by MOBO444(f): 1:19pm On Jan 23, 2011
Tink_sh:

Eewwww, i think i just vomited a little in my mouth!!!!!

I knew you could not handle a real MAN anyway.
Re: s by 190: 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2011
MOBO444:

^^^What you need is a long kinfe, or dagger or a sword thrust into the hole between your legs and finish you off once and for all.

DEATH, grin grin grin
Re: s by reka(m): 2:11pm On Jan 23, 2011
Na wa oooo, daayyuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm, thats all have got to say,

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