A young Ijebu man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on
a vacation, for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer
tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Ijebu man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series. 'The
car is parked on the street in front of the bank'. The yourba man
produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer
agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ijebu man, for
using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Ijebu man returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes
to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
successful business man. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The Yoruba man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?" The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage,
windows down and sunroof open. Juju music blasting from his car, as he
pulled away.

Nice.

Sure Ijebu Man.

na correct ijebu nigerian man
all hail the ijebu man. in do us ijebu proud
we the ijebus r proud of u, keep up with the good work

nice, diz is what i call sum1 being smart(correct sense)

This na real joke oooo. I just dey laugh, dat na real clever.

UNA DON KOLO. more like IGBO man to me

Mamajama:

UNA DON KOLO. more like IGBO man to me

How does that sound IGBO man to you?We all know say is na IGBO man he will even go d pack d car @ the airport so that dem go fit notice am.