D-sense:

Aren't you supposed to be in class by now/at work?

“On getting there, he show me the phone he have bought for me and I tell him that they have finally paid my bursary. But in the morning when I’m preparing to go home, he only give me the battery of the phone. He said he would give me the charger next time, and after that he would give me the manual, then later he would give me the box, then he would give me the phone.”

Mobsync:

Lagos – Precedence has been set in a Lagos High court ruling making it illegal to solicit unclothed pictures via BB.

In a suit brought against a Mr Okafor of Ebutemeta, by his aggrieved girlfriend, Miss Iyabo of Matori, the presiding judge ruled in favour of the plaintiff, agreeing that it amounted to sexual harassment and intimidation for the defendant to persistently ask the plaintiff to take unclothed pictures of herself with the Blackberry Bold he bought for her, and send same to him via blackberry messenger.

Giving witness at the hearing, Miss Iyabo claimed that the plaintiff had earlier promised her a Blackberry phone, but unbeknownst to her he had ulterior motives when he agreed to the expensive largesse.

Barely able to concede her contempt, Miss Iyabo told the court:

“When he say he will buy me the phone, I have to remind him many times until finally he buy it. And every time I ask, he will just tell me that they have not yet pay him his salary and I should wait, so me too I begin to hold back things from him. When he ask me for sex, I will tell him they have not yet pay me my bursary. Then he begin to take me seriously.”

She claimed she began to grow suspicious of his intentions when he finally bought her the phone.

“One day like that, he phone me on my nokia that I should come and sleep in his house. Me I tell him that we wont do anything o, but he said he have a surprise for me, so I went there.

“On getting there, he show me the phone he have bought for me and I tell him that they have finally paid my bursary. But in the morning when I’m preparing to go home, he only give me the battery of the phone. He said he would give me the charger next time, and after that he would give me the manual, then later he would give me the box, then he would give me the phone.”

Laughter erupted in the courtroom as the plaintiff narrated her cunning boyfriend’s ploy. But her travails did not end there. Haven bought her the phone and giving it to her, battery- case, charger and all, Mr Okafor developed a habit of always asking for explanations when he called and she didn’t answer her phone on time. When she objected to his insinuations, he would quickly remind her that he had bought her the phone after all.

This continued for a protracted period of time until she was posted to Gombe for her youth service and Okafor’s request became even more bizarre. He started to call her at odd hours, asking her to send him ‘sexy’ pictures of herself.

According to Miss Iyabo, she obliged him the first few times, but when he began to insist on seeing ‘all or her’ every morning, she decided that enough was enough.

“He only buy me common phone and now he want me to be sending him sexy photo all the time,” she lamented to the court.

Delivering judgement, Judge T.T Immaculate said to the plaintiff:

“Out of crafty an inventive means, you have devised to keep your partner under unnecessary duress and manipulation. While this court may not grant the plaintiff her prayer to have you imprisoned, it is my personal conviction that men like you should not be allowed to have girlfriends, lest they procreate.

"You are hereby ordered to desist from making further lewd demands from the plaintiff or any other women, and you are to compensate her with a new Blackberry Torch and a months worth of BIS access."

This ruling has since made a lot of male Nigerian’s very uncomfortable indeed.

- Malam Sule, reporting for Wazobiareport

ifyalways:

lmao 

lol yeah that was hilarious!

Give her the phone by piece. . .that is so r3tarded!